Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
@hailsagan42069.bsky.social
Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
I grabbed like 6 bottles of Booker's
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I grabbed like 6 bottles of Booker's
Yeah, it's a hilarious story
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yeah, it's a hilarious story
Yeah, it was awful. I can look back and laugh now.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yeah, it was awful. I can look back and laugh now.
Holy hell, that's horrifying yet impressive.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Holy hell, that's horrifying yet impressive.
It took myself and one brave volunteer 2 hours to get that thing cleaned up. The owner gave us each 12 bottles of any booze we had in stock as a thanks. It sucked.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It took myself and one brave volunteer 2 hours to get that thing cleaned up. The owner gave us each 12 bottles of any booze we had in stock as a thanks. It sucked.
Long story short, I closed the stall and marked it out of order. I sent someone off to the hardware store for disposable coveralls and boot covers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Long story short, I closed the stall and marked it out of order. I sent someone off to the hardware store for disposable coveralls and boot covers.
3 of the 4 walls of the stall were painted to eye level with shit. Actual feces. It was everywhere.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
3 of the 4 walls of the stall were painted to eye level with shit. Actual feces. It was everywhere.
It was a crime scene. Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. I have never seen so much shit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It was a crime scene. Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. I have never seen so much shit.
Then, it's time to do a check in the restroom again.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Then, it's time to do a check in the restroom again.
Not long after that, I see the lady pay and leave like there's a fire somewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not long after that, I see the lady pay and leave like there's a fire somewhere.
I peek in, I see the stall closed and feet under it. I hear grunting. I report back.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I peek in, I see the stall closed and feet under it. I hear grunting. I report back.
About 20 minutes later, I get stopped by a lady who says she hasn't seen her dad (nursing home resident) after he went to the bathroom, and asked if I would check.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
About 20 minutes later, I get stopped by a lady who says she hasn't seen her dad (nursing home resident) after he went to the bathroom, and asked if I would check.
One afternoon, I'm doing my thing, managing by walking around etc. Restroom check, I walk in as someone is closing the stall door. I check the trash and hand towels, wash my hands and leave.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One afternoon, I'm doing my thing, managing by walking around etc. Restroom check, I walk in as someone is closing the stall door. I check the trash and hand towels, wash my hands and leave.
I was managing this restaurant/bar on the south side of indy. There was a nursing home nearby, and often our guests were from there with some relatives and such.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I was managing this restaurant/bar on the south side of indy. There was a nursing home nearby, and often our guests were from there with some relatives and such.
🎶DUMP!🎶
(Huge wet fart)
(Huge wet fart)
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🎶DUMP!🎶
(Huge wet fart)
(Huge wet fart)
Damn! Glad your kid is okay.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Damn! Glad your kid is okay.