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IndifferenceEngine
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Doing nothing is always an option

I write stuff: https://linktr.ee/guyware
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Six books in twelve years. Is it any wonder I’m a broken man?
9th February
(Just not this one)
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Can’t understand the words. VERY BAD
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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“Beware the Uberwoke, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that get!
Beware the rejoin bird, and shun
The frumious Zero-net!”
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
So it turns out everyone I follow who has posted this map is in the same place. Are you actually all the same person?
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Getting there
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Hoo hoo hoo
Sweeney Agonistes
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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🎵and the man at the back
said everyone, attack🎵
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Sweeney Agonistes
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
No. Next question
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What’s going on with Matt Goodwin’s legs?
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Time, eh?
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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I realised recently the thing that had been bugging me about the night manager: Tom Hiddleston walks like Theresa May dances.
hugh laurie: well well here we are again jonathan, dingly dong
the night manager: you will never understand love
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Not going to be in? Call me, Ismael
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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...which seems as good an excuse as any to remind you of (or alert you to) this excellent cartoon by @katebeaton.bsky.social:
June 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I never play with cats, just in case they’re playing with me
I would simply dream about something other than a butterfly, so as to avoid Confucian.
I would simply close the window of my banqueting hall so a bird could not fly through to experience a single moment of warmth and light in an eternity of darkness
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
These are the AI skills the government should be teaching everyone
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Not going to be in? Call me, Ismael
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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We're over the book to announce that we'll be bringing three works by James Kelman back into print, starting with Kieron Smith, boy in June 2026 ✨
And Other Stories is set to bring three backlist titles from Booker Prize-winning James Kelman back into print 👇 #BookSky
And Other Stories to publish three backlist titles from Booker Prize-winning James Kelman
ebx.sh
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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just like a rhinstone cowboy, breaking out in a sprint near a crown dropped outside the louvre
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Makes u think
“Those aren’t the ears of the Putin I met” is an all-time banger, tho
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I actually wrote a story about this. It’ll be in here when it finally comes out

www.saltpublishing.com/products/a-d...
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
If it’s true that a country gets the politicians it deserves, then all I can say is you lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves
Doesn't seem like the best day for Starmer to reheat "you lefties [on the backbenches/in the Labour membership/in the Labour electorate] just don't get it" Blue Labour type arguments?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM