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IndifferenceEngine
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · Mar 16
Six books in twelve years. Is it any wonder I’m a broken man?
A photo of the six books I have written, all of which you can buy
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Hugh Mundell: Africa Must be Free By 1983
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Sadly, for viewers in the UK, Gene Kelly is apparently Robert Jenrick
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d
gene kelly is antifa
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
I’m sorry to say I was otherwise engaged for the whole of 2020
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
I’m choosing to assume “walking the woofer” is a cheape euphemism
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
<I get that reference* meme>

*i think
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
🙏🥳
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
🙏🎂
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
🥳
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Roger Hargreaves moved into the grown-up market
A book called Little Misunderstandings that is not by Roger Hargreaves
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks!
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks - and you’re right about the old!
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 1d
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now, dum-di-dum-di-dum
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 2d
Last time I went, there was an electronic “average wait time” display. It said:

23 hours, 59 minutes

Which was not helpful
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 2d
A year ago today…
A red white and blue inflatable manta ray, and a purple inflatable shark float above a beach, defending Taiwan from Chinese naval manoeuvres
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 2d
#NotAllStraightWhiteOftenOlderMen
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
A quick scan suggests an unnerving number of people seem to interpret “unhinged” as “deeply held”
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
There are more than enough books already
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
I may have mixed up my mentalists
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
always hot, always cross
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
Surely those would just be cross buns?
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
So very very - as we’ve learned to say - relatable. Especially the bit about falling asleep
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
Still, mustn’t grumble
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 3d
I may have mixed up my mentalists
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