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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 13h

Not dooming! Just be prepared.

This is what I don’t get about the “US elections are run by states and Trump has no power to cancel them” crowd. There a several ways to mess with elections, and this is a huge one. This will include detaining “illegal looking” citizens and releasing them after the election is over.

Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 14h

This is what I don’t get about the “US elections are run by states and Trump has no power to cancel them” crowd. There a several ways to mess with elections, and this is a huge one. This will include detaining “illegal looking” citizens and releasing them after the election is over.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 16h

Is this today?

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17h

*lashes, obvi

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17h

The eyebrows 😻

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aslynn's tremendous 'tism horror show 👻 🎃 @audhd-psychnp.com · 17h

Probably smallpox, which was something many in the US blamed on Chinese immigrants, despite being rampant worldwide and absolute racist nonsense

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John David Dyche @jddyche.bsky.social · 17h

Am confident Mamdani can overcome this & win anyway.

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18h

FINALLY

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

After a lengthy wait, Jeffries to endorse Mamdani

The powerful Brooklyn Democrat plans to endorse the democratic socialist Friday afternoon.

www.politico.com

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 19h

Rob’s statement is demonstrably false (childhood mortality in the US went from 26 per 1000 live births in 1970 to 7 in 2020), but also why did the rate spike 1870-1880? There was a major recession (probably biggest pre-1929), but I’m curious if that’s the full explanation.

US childhood mortality rate (under age 5) shown every 5 years since 1800. Fairly steady decline the whole time except 1870 to 1880 when it went from 316.5 per 1000 to 347.49.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1041693/united-states-all-time-child-mortality-rate/

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22h

Gov. Wes Moore, a man in a Maryland State prison was dehydrated so badly he ate his own feces. Your appointee Secy. Carolyn Scruggs runs the Dept of Publoc Safety & Correctional Services. Who will be held accountable?

@govwesmoore.bsky.social

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22h

Gov. Wes Moore, a man in a Maryland State prison was dehydrated so badly he ate his own feces. Your appointee Secy. Carolyn Scruggs runs the Dept of Publoc Safety & Correctional Services. Who will be held accountable?

@govwesmoore.bsky.social

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22h

This is horrifying. My eyes are welling with tears as I read. Everyone involved—directly as well as prison leadership—needs to be criminally investigated.

Ben Conarck @conarck.bsky.social · 1d

New: Correctional staff at a Western Maryland prison shut off the water to a mentally ill man’s cell, then allowed him to suffer for eight days before he finally died of dehydration, according to a recent court filing.
www.thebanner.com/community/cr...

How a Maryland prisoner died an ‘excruciating’ death from dehydration

Lamont Mealy died of dehydration in an isolation cell at Western Correctional Institution in 2023. A lawsuit claims state officials covered it up.

www.thebanner.com

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22h

He and his people say it over and over with no shame. Media too afraid of appearing biased to push back.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 1d

As the Platner hit keep coming, many people are asking

Uncle Joey’s woodchuck puppet whose catchphrase is “Did someone say…wood?”

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 1d

There should be a polite horn for “hi have a good day” and gentle prods to go and/or pay attention, and a second horn that means “fuck you” and “move your ass.”

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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 1d

I have peed my pants enough to say that looks like cum.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 1d

“I am listening, shut up!” -Joe Cross, Eddington

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 1d

Beck “Odelay”

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Name an Album with Zero Skips.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 1d

If there’s one thing that Christ cared about, it was being based.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

His Maron interview is worthwhile. Blank Check is good too but skippable, unless you’re a Miller’s Crossing fan.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

Did you include The Strange Things about the Johnsons? Aster’s recent podcast circuit is worthwhile as well.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

You must.

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

It was Ingraham. They were Dartmouth Review writers when it was first getting off the ground.

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Boofey @turok.bsky.social · 2d

Can someone please explain to me why Pelosi et al picked Jeffries to lead? He's so flat and bad at delivering the message. I know Dems really are bad at the game, but was he really the best of the worst?

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

Learning for the first time TJ didn’t have a middle name

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 2d

Nope