Agent NaN
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Had a strange dream of a CVS in a wealthy suburb that had laundry machines and folding doors with nothing but cemet wall behind them and was totally empty of employees.
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Lucious Anus

United States, Census, 1860
The Diplomat writing is refreshing because it is neither tech/CSI nor melodrama but mostly about communication. Anyhoo.
All the MAGA "Antifa is burning the whole country down" claims look pretty fucking stupid after yesterday.

The best influencer slop is "a lot of old people". Ooh scary.

#NoKings
While the protesters at #NoKings were totally peaceful at scale (compare to say, St Paddy's Day), it's beautiful that even big police departments were like "no this was fine, no arrests.

This is the most hope I have had since the Jan6 insurrection failed.
If you've been to rural New England, it's really not.

I even know lefty rednecks in the Carolinas.

Anyway enjoy this song.

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loretta lynn "the pill"
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The protests yesterday showed he is running out of runway. 🤷‍♂️
This is Maine. We have lefty rednecks too. They like their ATVs and guns too. They just don't pull dick moves like that because they live in a society.
I saw like one truck rolling coal by a protest. Then nothing happened.
I was most concerned about Portland (the other one, Oregon) for obvious reasons.

NYPD reported zero arrests. This is so powerful.
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The most violence I saw was two children bopping each other with a baby Trump balloon.
This is so important.
Looks good so far. Haven't heard of any problems. This is important.
Good odds that ICE incites violence at #NoKings on Saturday.

The tell will be the *only* protests with violence will be where ICE shows up.
Accurate. Don't cross the Swifties though! I wasn't even mad, just amazed.
Bro, I asked how to compose a heptagram from two non-convex pentagons (like a trapezoid with a notch) and it did not succeed.
No one who says "innerant word of god" actually follows up on that, or even bothers to understand what they are reading.

It's a modern, Protestant, mostly American, wholly illiterate thing to say.

This is what I learned from reading King James front to back and listening to their "sermons"
Just gonna say it as long as it takes but I have been in very elite places and the most downmarket places and the least privileged people are much nicer.
Twitter is still occasionally hilarious. I made a slight against Clarence Thomas in reply to a Babylon Fucking Bee post and I haven't been swarmed like this since I said a Taylor Swift $50k donation was like me throwing a tenner at a homeless person.
I just found out that local legend "Shakey Bob" is not dead!

#portlandmaine
Probably the most insane bureaucratic encounter I had was getting a marriage license in NYC.

So many memorable moments. When we finally got to the counter it was quick and efficient but damn the 2hr wait was a high order freakshow.
Yes. Basic precautions are nice to know but I really don't need instructions for putting a Faraday cage in my in inflatable frog suit.
This timeline sucks.
Would be nice to know the plates on that SUV. I'm trying to avoid a confrontation with lawless masked gunmen.