Gunton Blurpus
@guntonblurpus.bsky.social
I have no idea why anybody would follow me.
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*LinkedIn voice* Don’t think of it as a Cloudflare Outage affecting ChatGPT. Think of it as all your AI Agents calling in sick. Innovate around it, grind harder.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
*LinkedIn voice* Don’t think of it as a Cloudflare Outage affecting ChatGPT. Think of it as all your AI Agents calling in sick. Innovate around it, grind harder.
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The next time you encounter somebody with their eyes closed for any reason or length of time whatsoever, you should chuckle heartily and say, "Look, see the man-owl who closes his eyes to merriment!"
May 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The next time you encounter somebody with their eyes closed for any reason or length of time whatsoever, you should chuckle heartily and say, "Look, see the man-owl who closes his eyes to merriment!"
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all graphic design heads must marvel and drool at this Japanese Poster for Boiling Point (1990)
hardest shit I’ve ever seen
hardest shit I’ve ever seen
March 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
all graphic design heads must marvel and drool at this Japanese Poster for Boiling Point (1990)
hardest shit I’ve ever seen
hardest shit I’ve ever seen
The Riddler is loose
“Written on the shell casings were the words ‘deny,’ ‘defend’ and ‘depose,’ according to sources.”
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.
abcnews.go.com
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 AM
The Riddler is loose
The Whos in Whoville reproduce like the Neogi
September 20, 2023 at 3:02 PM
The Whos in Whoville reproduce like the Neogi
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I spent so many years valiantly defending MSG and getting so much shit in return that, at the height of the pandemic, Ajinomoto sent me this amazing care package to say thank you - probably the best freebie I have ever received 🐼❤️
(I am not and never have been in the pay of Big Panda)
(I am not and never have been in the pay of Big Panda)
September 13, 2023 at 5:38 PM
I spent so many years valiantly defending MSG and getting so much shit in return that, at the height of the pandemic, Ajinomoto sent me this amazing care package to say thank you - probably the best freebie I have ever received 🐼❤️
(I am not and never have been in the pay of Big Panda)
(I am not and never have been in the pay of Big Panda)
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Species Aren't Real.
*does that weird fist cocking thing from Mission Impossible: Fallout*
*does that weird fist cocking thing from Mission Impossible: Fallout*
September 20, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Species Aren't Real.
*does that weird fist cocking thing from Mission Impossible: Fallout*
*does that weird fist cocking thing from Mission Impossible: Fallout*
I have sincere, well-meaning questions about this pizza
Everest; W729+WQ, Kattakurgan, Uzbekistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=39.9023068%2C66.2694539&query_place_id=ChIJMb7JzNqNTT8RHpXtWWekilI
September 20, 2023 at 2:12 PM
I have sincere, well-meaning questions about this pizza
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There was no reason for the mint wizard from celestial seasonings to go this hard
September 20, 2023 at 1:11 PM
There was no reason for the mint wizard from celestial seasonings to go this hard
Imagine a goblin
September 20, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Imagine a goblin
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The Soviet home computer/smart home prototype, project SPHINX.
July 3, 2023 at 2:02 PM
The Soviet home computer/smart home prototype, project SPHINX.
NRW: The Straight Story
It's striking how Lynchian this movie is. Being serenely G-rated with a hopeful, wistful tone does not interfere with the qualities of being Lynchian
Gorgeously shot. Badalamenti goes beast mode on the score
It's striking how Lynchian this movie is. Being serenely G-rated with a hopeful, wistful tone does not interfere with the qualities of being Lynchian
Gorgeously shot. Badalamenti goes beast mode on the score
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
NRW: The Straight Story
It's striking how Lynchian this movie is. Being serenely G-rated with a hopeful, wistful tone does not interfere with the qualities of being Lynchian
Gorgeously shot. Badalamenti goes beast mode on the score
It's striking how Lynchian this movie is. Being serenely G-rated with a hopeful, wistful tone does not interfere with the qualities of being Lynchian
Gorgeously shot. Badalamenti goes beast mode on the score
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I am once again asking you why Chris Elliott is in Manhunter.
July 3, 2023 at 7:42 PM
I am once again asking you why Chris Elliott is in Manhunter.
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Tickle me once. I'll hee hee. Tickle me twice? Hoo hoo.
June 10, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Tickle me once. I'll hee hee. Tickle me twice? Hoo hoo.
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YOU 🫵have FIFTEEN 1️⃣5️⃣ MINUTES to ARM YOURSELF ☕️AGAINST🧋the🫖 3:30 🕞 sleepies 😴🥱
July 3, 2023 at 7:16 PM
YOU 🫵have FIFTEEN 1️⃣5️⃣ MINUTES to ARM YOURSELF ☕️AGAINST🧋the🫖 3:30 🕞 sleepies 😴🥱
My 6yo daughter's July 4th drawing
July 3, 2023 at 6:41 PM
My 6yo daughter's July 4th drawing
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There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks when decades happen. If you average it out, that’s around one decade per decade
July 2, 2023 at 7:53 PM
There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks when decades happen. If you average it out, that’s around one decade per decade
I am currently reading four books on my Kindle
July 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I am currently reading four books on my Kindle
The Last Unicorn is a perfect movie, but for the dreary songs by America. Current 93 should provide new ones
July 2, 2023 at 5:46 PM
The Last Unicorn is a perfect movie, but for the dreary songs by America. Current 93 should provide new ones
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DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
July 2, 2023 at 3:01 PM
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
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i assume they told elon like "98% of users on twitter view fewer than 1000 posts per day" and he thought this meant most people wouldn't hit the rate limit when it actually means most of their DAUs are fake
July 2, 2023 at 2:47 PM
i assume they told elon like "98% of users on twitter view fewer than 1000 posts per day" and he thought this meant most people wouldn't hit the rate limit when it actually means most of their DAUs are fake
This is what I look like when I post
July 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
This is what I look like when I post