ruining decade long friendships by becoming a calliope mori n-word truther

i think it would be a good idea i think.. 🙂 let me know what you think

you're not gonna believe this

So, the new patch of DBFZ seems good.

i woke up with no toner

i woke up with a broke printer

If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

calling you girl but like a god of war iv kratos kind of way

are you mad at me youre mad at me aren't you

the harvest is coming

anyone want to get stimulated with me

Good reminder that the political demograhpic definition for young adult is 18-35, except the Young Republicans go up to 40. FORTY.

Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨

girl i wanna get in the reverse bathtub with you

An early sprite and concept art of a ‘Sonic 2′ enemy, made by Tom Payne. This Frog would bounce towards you, then spit at you.

you shouldn't jack off just cause youre bored

Economists fear the United States may be approaching a bruh moment

Magnate clipping you a cigar: Pornography, my boy! Libido is the fuel of commerce…and we have just struck an inexhaustibly rich vein.

I dated a woman for a few mos in my cis guy death throes before I came out. When she found out I was trans she sent me a bill for the money she had spent on me while we were dating, then later had a lawyer friend send me a nastygram about it. I just saw her in a supermarket in my neighborhood. lmao

(auld lang syne) should mortal kombat armageddon come back out on steam / onaga was a cooler boss but blaze had lava beam

exactlyyyyy

im going to create the lesbian roman empire

you got a fat pussy girl. did you know the civil war never ended

i think it's time we faced up that most of the tron series is not very good and its most lasting cultural impact is this single frame of olivia wilde