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No one of consequence. Maybe listen if I'm talking about structural engineering but you can safely ignore anything else.
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American cars are too complicated now. When will Detroit again make a car I could steal one piece at a time over several years?
The amount of time I spent in Seoul saying "eugh, Yankees fan" would make you say: damn you always say that when you see someone wearing a Yankees cap
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The amount of time I spent in Seoul saying "eugh, Yankees fan" would make you say: damn you always say that when you see someone wearing a Yankees cap
I don't know why we even have this tap.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I don't know why we even have this tap.
I'm writing you a prescription for 2 liters of water, a shower, and 9 hours of sleep. I want you to follow it with not looking at the Internet for a week.
If these symptoms persist we're going to need to talk about antipsychotics
If these symptoms persist we're going to need to talk about antipsychotics
Over the past three weeks, the "nightmare scenario" for November's midterms has grown more plausible www.vox.com/politics/478...
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I'm writing you a prescription for 2 liters of water, a shower, and 9 hours of sleep. I want you to follow it with not looking at the Internet for a week.
If these symptoms persist we're going to need to talk about antipsychotics
If these symptoms persist we're going to need to talk about antipsychotics
Fellas if you want to get out of making formula at night it's the same trick as breaking some dishes to not need to wash up. Simply fall down the stairs a couple times at 3am
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Fellas if you want to get out of making formula at night it's the same trick as breaking some dishes to not need to wash up. Simply fall down the stairs a couple times at 3am
Fallout imagines a world where drinking soda can heal injuries, which immediately creates the question of how bloody I'd need to be to drink a root beer. Fortunately I live where the main healing soda would be Vim
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Fallout imagines a world where drinking soda can heal injuries, which immediately creates the question of how bloody I'd need to be to drink a root beer. Fortunately I live where the main healing soda would be Vim
I'm having a stroke the shape parameter can't be negative and I know you know that because you wrote it in your methods.
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation but I feel dumb as hell right now
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation but I feel dumb as hell right now
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm having a stroke the shape parameter can't be negative and I know you know that because you wrote it in your methods.
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation but I feel dumb as hell right now
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation but I feel dumb as hell right now
I don't think Kentucky should be allowed to have a county named Ohio. Someone should have stopped that.
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don't think Kentucky should be allowed to have a county named Ohio. Someone should have stopped that.
I think I would take the argument about needing a deniable violent wing from the black bloc folks more seriously if it wasn't always so damn small and childish.
Hand fighting and small fires? Are you revolutionaries or poorly supervised boy scouts?
Hand fighting and small fires? Are you revolutionaries or poorly supervised boy scouts?
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I think I would take the argument about needing a deniable violent wing from the black bloc folks more seriously if it wasn't always so damn small and childish.
Hand fighting and small fires? Are you revolutionaries or poorly supervised boy scouts?
Hand fighting and small fires? Are you revolutionaries or poorly supervised boy scouts?
The AI overview on Pumpkin the horse sounds like mid twentieth century historians talking about a gay gladiators boyfriend
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The AI overview on Pumpkin the horse sounds like mid twentieth century historians talking about a gay gladiators boyfriend
I went to the Dr he said it looked like I have a PhD, I asked if that's bad
Turns out it's terminal
Turns out it's terminal
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I went to the Dr he said it looked like I have a PhD, I asked if that's bad
Turns out it's terminal
Turns out it's terminal
The man who was Thursday but realistic
someone make a fed group chat and just add them all in by themselves and have them entrap each other
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The man who was Thursday but realistic
My DNA from Roman times is mostly saying to fold some proteins
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
My DNA from Roman times is mostly saying to fold some proteins
Pssh, big whoop. I could get to the top of that tower way faster. I'll bet the elevator only takes a few minutes
Cheers erupted from a street-level crowd as Alex Honnold reached the top of the spire of the 508-meter (1,667-foot) tower, about 90 minutes after he started. n.pr/46ajWrK
U.S. rock climber Alex Honnold reaches top of Taipei 101 skyscraper without ropes
Cheers erupted from a street-level crowd as Alex Honnold reached the top of the spire of the 508-meter (1,667-foot) tower, about 90 minutes after he started.
n.pr
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Pssh, big whoop. I could get to the top of that tower way faster. I'll bet the elevator only takes a few minutes
Mentioning God to the reverend Martin Luther King Jr and getting hit with a "easy buddy, I keep work at work"
Matt Taibbi criticizes the ICE protests in Minneapolis, and says Martin Luther King Jr. would not have approved of them.
Taibbi claims MLK would not support "guilt because of racial identity" or "bringing religion into it".
Taibbi claims MLK would not support "guilt because of racial identity" or "bringing religion into it".
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Mentioning God to the reverend Martin Luther King Jr and getting hit with a "easy buddy, I keep work at work"
Maybe it happened
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Maybe it happened
"I didn't lose my arms in 'nam to be treated like this"
"...But you have both your arms?"
"Like I said, I didn't lose my arms"
"...But you have both your arms?"
"Like I said, I didn't lose my arms"
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"I didn't lose my arms in 'nam to be treated like this"
"...But you have both your arms?"
"Like I said, I didn't lose my arms"
"...But you have both your arms?"
"Like I said, I didn't lose my arms"
You're telling me adult swim played this in it's entirety at 4 in the morning and people thought it was the funniest thing? I don't get it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRI...
My Favourite Film: Too Many Crooks
YouTube video by Sean's Journal 🏴 Sean James Cameron
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
You're telling me adult swim played this in it's entirety at 4 in the morning and people thought it was the funniest thing? I don't get it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRI...
I picked up the first book and wondered 30 pages from the end how he was going to wrap everything up (he didn't). I guess we all get to have that feeling forever
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
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January 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I picked up the first book and wondered 30 pages from the end how he was going to wrap everything up (he didn't). I guess we all get to have that feeling forever
The way things are going I think ICE is going to be a videogame skittle in a few years, joining zombies, Nazis, and robots
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The way things are going I think ICE is going to be a videogame skittle in a few years, joining zombies, Nazis, and robots
Choosing to believe they simply don't understand the concept of actors. Like a corporate run by the aliens from galaxy quest
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Choosing to believe they simply don't understand the concept of actors. Like a corporate run by the aliens from galaxy quest
A frankly terrifying ESL moment is saying "shaking" instead of "rocking" with regards to babies.
January 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A frankly terrifying ESL moment is saying "shaking" instead of "rocking" with regards to babies.
Pete Hegseth: I WANT YOU TO USE AI
me: oh cool you're getting me my own Matlab license with the ML toolbox? Thanks I hate using the shared licenses
Pete: no I got you a chatbot named mechahitler who tells you about white genocide and draws pictures that should get you drowned in a bucket
me: oh cool you're getting me my own Matlab license with the ML toolbox? Thanks I hate using the shared licenses
Pete: no I got you a chatbot named mechahitler who tells you about white genocide and draws pictures that should get you drowned in a bucket
Hegseth announced that Grok will soon go live in DOD and that “all appropriate data” from military IT systems would be available for "AI exploitation."
Pentagon is embracing Musk’s Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry
Hegseth announced that Grok will soon go live in DOD and that “all appropriate data” from military IT systems would be available for "AI exploitation."
www.defensenews.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Pete Hegseth: I WANT YOU TO USE AI
me: oh cool you're getting me my own Matlab license with the ML toolbox? Thanks I hate using the shared licenses
Pete: no I got you a chatbot named mechahitler who tells you about white genocide and draws pictures that should get you drowned in a bucket
me: oh cool you're getting me my own Matlab license with the ML toolbox? Thanks I hate using the shared licenses
Pete: no I got you a chatbot named mechahitler who tells you about white genocide and draws pictures that should get you drowned in a bucket
Kingdom of Loathing required an English test to use the chat function
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Kingdom of Loathing required an English test to use the chat function
It's so good the only flaw is when your mother in law sends more kimchi than the box can handle you feel like you have to buy the post office a new building to say sorry
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
It's so good the only flaw is when your mother in law sends more kimchi than the box can handle you feel like you have to buy the post office a new building to say sorry
I mean it's Twain and then Chesterton right? I know it's cheating to just pick writers with a 100 mph zinger but they'd be magnificent in this form
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I mean it's Twain and then Chesterton right? I know it's cheating to just pick writers with a 100 mph zinger but they'd be magnificent in this form