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✨Jazz Cabbage Enthusiast✨

@guiltycarnivore.bsky.social

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32yo. They/he. Dumbass trying their best. Evil Guy who thinks everyone should have their needs met. 💉 30 Nov 21 🔪13 Sept 24✂️

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✨Jazz Cabbage Enthusiast✨ @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 15d

Spokane trans folks!! My lovely bestie is hosting this wonderful and special opportunity to come together as a community and art and space to exist!! Adult Trans Folks only!

Binary or not, come join us!!

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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 4h

omg he is so sweet ::: the master has seen my work i feel like when it's all said and done i can leave this world happy and fulfilled now

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🅑🅞🅧🅔🅡🅑🅤🅝🥊🐰 🔜Sonic Expo Dallas AA CPZ5 @aquiboni.bsky.social · 5h

(￣o￣) zzZZzzZZ

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bee cat @bee-cat.bsky.social · 1h

this halloween im just a silly little guy!!!

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 11m

jack-o-lantern carved and guarding the backyard flock enclosure

the birds, of course, got their guardians (deseeded) discarded innards

backyard flock of ducks and chickens sampling their food after an appetizer of pumpkin bits

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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 8h

Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.

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𝖏𝖚𝖉𝖆𝖍 ♱ 🔞 ➤ furpoc AA @dogyards.art · 7h

Hi, I’m a blk trans full-time art student that’s been surviving off of government assistance.

I won’t be receiving my SNAP benefits next month (+however long it may last). I have bills, a dog, and other important expenses.

Any donations + interactions are greatly appreciated

ko-fi.com/dogyards

Support judah

ko-fi.com

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theo @theoplum.bsky.social · Aug 1

The Queen of the Underworld is dead, the dead spill vengefully upon the living. A medieval haunted-house fairytale about weird girls winning.
GL, 170 pages, SBCF ‘25

cover for Ladies of the Living Princess. two seated women holding hands in front, with grey, veiled women standing behind them, and in the very back a (sort of 15th c style) beaded portrait of a woman with a crown

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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 3h

me chilling knowing my boyfriend is having a lake trip w his boys *text message* We are throwing a toilet off a cliff

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Apoxon @apoxonindustries.bsky.social · 4h

Nothing beats a nice, warm

✨ Cinnamon Bun ✨

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Alley-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6h

This dish has another name
- herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord'-because of the story of how it first came about.
One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough.

ejacutastic
Ravioli Of Lying To God

theclockworkjudas
God: What are you eating?
Cistercian Monk: *chews faster*

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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 6h

maybe i can do pet commissions….. drawn in this style as various dnd classes… would there be an interest in that possibly in the future

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 10h

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 10h

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

www.yahoo.com

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 1d

New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo

“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”

“Alright, we just got to verify that”

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship

Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”

www.404media.co

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 16d

I've been discussing this for a while, but I'm in some absurd amount of debt and need help. I've exhausted many of my options to manage this, and I don't expect people to take care of all of my problems, but I'm opening up a GFM. Help a broke trans/intersex person get stable & safe? #transcrowdfund

Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith

I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability

gofund.me

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✨Jazz Cabbage Enthusiast✨ @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 11h

I didn't know that! I have a fondness for that as well

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 16h

According to John de Lancie, he was hand-picked for the role of Q by Gene Roddenberry's personal lawyer Leonard Maizlish (who famously meddled with scripts and production) after Maizlish saw de Lancie on "Days of Our Lives" while recovering from a quadruple bypass #AntiClickbaitClub

Looper @looperhq.bsky.social · 1d

"Star Trek: The Next Generation" fans can't imagine the franchise without John de Lancie as Q. There's a surprise mortal hidden behind the beloved immortal.

The Real Reason John De Lancie Was Cast As Q On Star Trek: The Next Generation - Looper

www.looper.com

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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · Aug 17

What?

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Furry Found Footage @furryfootage.bsky.social · 1d

Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this

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Adoptable Dogs @adoptabledogs.bsky.social · 16h

Guero 🐕
Adult female German Shepherd Dog
Adoptable from Wags and Whiskers Pet Rescue (Chico, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/guero-79051333/ca/chico/wags-and-whiskers-pet-rescue-ca2413/

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20h

recession indicator

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✨Jazz Cabbage Enthusiast✨ @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 16h

I take the jazziness of my cabbage very seriously (I love wild mustards bastards and weed)

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Anthony Damiani @adamiani.bsky.social · 16h

Halloween Movie 30:
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Some point in the 2010s Detroit became a sort of cinematic symbol for decay. Not entirely fair, but it did make for a number of solid horror movies... if something this elegiac counts as horror?

letterboxd.com/adamianix/fi...

A ★★★★ review of Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

letterboxd.com

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Izra @izra.bsky.social · 9d

Kermit couldn't hold it. that ham was just too good

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✏kRUNch @krunnnnnch.bsky.social · 17h

For a fair price of.. 4980 bells-?

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✨Jazz Cabbage Enthusiast✨ @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 16h

Ow my body