Guildmaster Grouch
@guildmastergrouch.bsky.social
He/Him, 33
🔞sometimes shares/skeets are explicit🔞
unprofessional artist, writer, video essayist
guildmastergrouch.com
profile pic by Viewtiful Beck
🔞sometimes shares/skeets are explicit🔞
unprofessional artist, writer, video essayist
guildmastergrouch.com
profile pic by Viewtiful Beck
firing from the hip and still got me with a headshot
The myth that "video games make you violent" is very funny to me, because in my experience video games make you a freelance writer
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
firing from the hip and still got me with a headshot
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I hope people can become familiar with the concept of not putting all faith into a single service/platform again. It was ten years ago that Skype became inconvenient so people switched from using it. Even further back people manually opted to download and use other browsers than Internet Explorer.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I hope people can become familiar with the concept of not putting all faith into a single service/platform again. It was ten years ago that Skype became inconvenient so people switched from using it. Even further back people manually opted to download and use other browsers than Internet Explorer.
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♥ ‼️ FLASH SALE ‼️ ♥
>> 15% OFF ALL COMMISSION SERVICES AND SHOP PRODUCTS! (updating shop with more adopts now lol)
>> NOW through 12AM SUN, FEB 15 on my VGEN!
vgen.co/kikissh
>> 15% OFF ALL COMMISSION SERVICES AND SHOP PRODUCTS! (updating shop with more adopts now lol)
>> NOW through 12AM SUN, FEB 15 on my VGEN!
vgen.co/kikissh
kikissh (@kikissh)
Check out kikissh's commissions and portfolio! | 3O | A silly lemon of an artist bringing characters to life for your enjoyment! ...
vgen.co
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
♥ ‼️ FLASH SALE ‼️ ♥
>> 15% OFF ALL COMMISSION SERVICES AND SHOP PRODUCTS! (updating shop with more adopts now lol)
>> NOW through 12AM SUN, FEB 15 on my VGEN!
vgen.co/kikissh
>> 15% OFF ALL COMMISSION SERVICES AND SHOP PRODUCTS! (updating shop with more adopts now lol)
>> NOW through 12AM SUN, FEB 15 on my VGEN!
vgen.co/kikissh
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
what a beautifully informal and touching review, eschewing almost all of the "objective" analysis to cut straight to the heart of a massive and carefully crafted piece of art
I wrote about silksong
this just kinda ends when I run outta stuff to say, so I might go back and add to it, but I said what was in my heart and you can read what's there
www.grouvee.com/user/Innuend...
this just kinda ends when I run outta stuff to say, so I might go back and add to it, but I said what was in my heart and you can read what's there
www.grouvee.com/user/Innuend...
InnuendoStudios's Review of Hollow Knight: Silksong
I need to say more about silksong than "peam." I'm too old for "peam," but "peam" is really funny. I cannot stop reading/watching things about silksong (the best, bar none, is kayin's "[silksong...
www.grouvee.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
what a beautifully informal and touching review, eschewing almost all of the "objective" analysis to cut straight to the heart of a massive and carefully crafted piece of art
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buttons and juggies doodles
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
buttons and juggies doodles
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I will never read your substack. I will not share your substack. if you post your substack and I am just learning you have a substack, I will comment, “substack? really?” or “come on, man” or “leave substack.” I will do this periodically until you block me or leave substack
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I will never read your substack. I will not share your substack. if you post your substack and I am just learning you have a substack, I will comment, “substack? really?” or “come on, man” or “leave substack.” I will do this periodically until you block me or leave substack
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❤️💛💚💙 !!!ONE SLOT ONLY!!! ❤️💛💚💙
Offering ONE (1) character sheet comm for a discount price of 550USD (usually 800-1000+ for this style) to help me pay for things for convention!
It will look something like these—way better since I've improved a lot since! The comm will be done in April!
♥ Boost ♥︎
Offering ONE (1) character sheet comm for a discount price of 550USD (usually 800-1000+ for this style) to help me pay for things for convention!
It will look something like these—way better since I've improved a lot since! The comm will be done in April!
♥ Boost ♥︎
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
❤️💛💚💙 !!!ONE SLOT ONLY!!! ❤️💛💚💙
Offering ONE (1) character sheet comm for a discount price of 550USD (usually 800-1000+ for this style) to help me pay for things for convention!
It will look something like these—way better since I've improved a lot since! The comm will be done in April!
♥ Boost ♥︎
Offering ONE (1) character sheet comm for a discount price of 550USD (usually 800-1000+ for this style) to help me pay for things for convention!
It will look something like these—way better since I've improved a lot since! The comm will be done in April!
♥ Boost ♥︎
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thinking about how much shit feminists got in the 2010s for talking about “rape culture”. people HATED that term. anyway, turns out the entire culture is built around rich men having access to rape
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
thinking about how much shit feminists got in the 2010s for talking about “rape culture”. people HATED that term. anyway, turns out the entire culture is built around rich men having access to rape
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The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
certified modern classic
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
certified modern classic
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It should come as no surprise that I love NSFW games. Unfortunately, steam is HELL rn, flooded with AI garbage, hentai "puzzle" games, etc. If only there was a way to see only games above a minimum level of Bullshit!
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
Steam Curator: Certified Genuine Pornographic
No AI • No hentai jigsaw etc. • No meme games • No Obvious, Overt Racism • No Extremely Low Quality Bullshit • Only Certified Pornography
store.steampowered.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It should come as no surprise that I love NSFW games. Unfortunately, steam is HELL rn, flooded with AI garbage, hentai "puzzle" games, etc. If only there was a way to see only games above a minimum level of Bullshit!
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
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Hi friends♥️🙏🏼✨ I need to keep pushing toward my goal!!! Rent is due on the 1st and no later and the vet bills are piling a little bit. 🐱
Currently at 398/800. Pls pls pls help us out if you can! Any amount helps no matter how big or small! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 Thanks so much for boosting...! Ko-fi in reply!
Currently at 398/800. Pls pls pls help us out if you can! Any amount helps no matter how big or small! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 Thanks so much for boosting...! Ko-fi in reply!
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hi friends♥️🙏🏼✨ I need to keep pushing toward my goal!!! Rent is due on the 1st and no later and the vet bills are piling a little bit. 🐱
Currently at 398/800. Pls pls pls help us out if you can! Any amount helps no matter how big or small! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 Thanks so much for boosting...! Ko-fi in reply!
Currently at 398/800. Pls pls pls help us out if you can! Any amount helps no matter how big or small! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 Thanks so much for boosting...! Ko-fi in reply!
"everything is even more evil and unfair than you had even imagined" is really just the whole vibe lately huh?
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"everything is even more evil and unfair than you had even imagined" is really just the whole vibe lately huh?
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Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
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Reminder if you haven't in a while to tighten the bolts on your home office chair
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Reminder if you haven't in a while to tighten the bolts on your home office chair
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Do you wanna watch an hour and forty minutes of ME BEING A DANGUS?
Including:
- My first ever playthrough of Symphony of the Night
- RV There Yet? (aka Jurassic Park 2)
- meat clown
- and more!
DECEMBER HIGHLIGHTS yahooo
youtu.be/ev5viikszp0
Including:
- My first ever playthrough of Symphony of the Night
- RV There Yet? (aka Jurassic Park 2)
- meat clown
- and more!
DECEMBER HIGHLIGHTS yahooo
youtu.be/ev5viikszp0
DECEMBER 2025 HIGHLIGHTS ⫽ Barry
YouTube video by BarryWasStreaming
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Do you wanna watch an hour and forty minutes of ME BEING A DANGUS?
Including:
- My first ever playthrough of Symphony of the Night
- RV There Yet? (aka Jurassic Park 2)
- meat clown
- and more!
DECEMBER HIGHLIGHTS yahooo
youtu.be/ev5viikszp0
Including:
- My first ever playthrough of Symphony of the Night
- RV There Yet? (aka Jurassic Park 2)
- meat clown
- and more!
DECEMBER HIGHLIGHTS yahooo
youtu.be/ev5viikszp0
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hey. im working on my first animation in years. here in an animatic of the WIP
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
hey. im working on my first animation in years. here in an animatic of the WIP
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monkey comic
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
monkey comic
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Hello, my friends! ♥️🙏🏼✨
I need a big push toward my goal today. I am out of food/rent is due on the 1st. I need at least 800 before then. Today i need enough to get groceries which would be about 70-100.
Meet also Sylvester and Mad Maxine! I'm currently caring for them. They both still need (1/2)
I need a big push toward my goal today. I am out of food/rent is due on the 1st. I need at least 800 before then. Today i need enough to get groceries which would be about 70-100.
Meet also Sylvester and Mad Maxine! I'm currently caring for them. They both still need (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hello, my friends! ♥️🙏🏼✨
I need a big push toward my goal today. I am out of food/rent is due on the 1st. I need at least 800 before then. Today i need enough to get groceries which would be about 70-100.
Meet also Sylvester and Mad Maxine! I'm currently caring for them. They both still need (1/2)
I need a big push toward my goal today. I am out of food/rent is due on the 1st. I need at least 800 before then. Today i need enough to get groceries which would be about 70-100.
Meet also Sylvester and Mad Maxine! I'm currently caring for them. They both still need (1/2)
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The only guaranteed reward for writing fiction is enjoying the process and the final work. Don't give that up
Nothing is guaranteed in this life. You can write the most commercially safe book in the world and have it flop. You can write the weirdest shit you can think of and have it blow up. You could be hit by a bus tomorrow.
Don't write for anyone else. Write something you'll be proud of having written.
Don't write for anyone else. Write something you'll be proud of having written.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The only guaranteed reward for writing fiction is enjoying the process and the final work. Don't give that up
radio station: "TODAY'S ALTERNATIVE ROCK"
*proceeds to play 6 hours of music from before 2010, including four plays of Wish You Were Here by Incubus*
*proceeds to play 6 hours of music from before 2010, including four plays of Wish You Were Here by Incubus*
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
radio station: "TODAY'S ALTERNATIVE ROCK"
*proceeds to play 6 hours of music from before 2010, including four plays of Wish You Were Here by Incubus*
*proceeds to play 6 hours of music from before 2010, including four plays of Wish You Were Here by Incubus*
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i think it's important to be as nice as you can to people you know but to hold a few really deep parasocial grudges. i picked jj abrams. that's my nemesis. him and jonathan blow.
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
i think it's important to be as nice as you can to people you know but to hold a few really deep parasocial grudges. i picked jj abrams. that's my nemesis. him and jonathan blow.