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Empanada Jones
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Proud of this young team. Chelsea gonna be a fuckin problem
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
10-man draw? We are coming for that fucking ARS
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Gotta give Sanchez all the credit in the world that save
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
KILL THAT MFER
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lmao I thought only Chelsea players were diving? Get up Odegaard
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
God dammit
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
GET FUCKIN IN THEREEEEE!!!
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November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
CHALOBAH
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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what a night last was. Eastern Conference Champions… One More Match to go
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I’ve got my issues with Mario, their weird lull in the middle of the year, etc, but Miami is in the playoff. It’s insane that it’s all but assumed they’re out.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today is the day, lads!
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November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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ACC letting a 5-loss team get into its title game while the B1G stacked the deck for OSU to make its title game in 2020 really reflects the personalities of the two conferences.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Herro is an unfixable problem for Miami
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jesus Christ, can’t buy a fucking bucket
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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What?! Nooo... 🫣
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Lets go HEAT!!!
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November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fucking LOVE those jerseys
OH MY! WE HAVE A SPINNING SLAFKOVSKÝ SETUP 🤯
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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CALL THE FUCING HOLDDDDD
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Love how the Canes keep calling QB draws and trick plays for the most unathletic quarterback in program history
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Was really hoping Leeds would hold
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November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Jesus Christ
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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This is an excellent piece. I also wanna give a shout out to Rupert Everett because George is a real one.
we’ve add a new thing at GOOD MOVIE and i’m very excited about it

we commission a pop culture critic to write an essay about one specific character from one specific movie

it’s called Character Study

first up: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding goodmovie.substack.com/p/character-...
Character Study: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding
Julia Roberts is not like the other girls
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November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Best. Sleep. Ever. Time to be an absolutely fat shit and have leftovers for breakfast
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November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Can’t… stop…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM