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Chris Joseph
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · May 8
“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.”

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 12h
An oldie but a goodie
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Florida Man Murders @floridamanmurders.bsky.social · 12h
Today, the FLMM boys honor Indigenous Peoples Day and want to remind everyone that Christopher Columbus was an asshole just like Ponce de Leon.

Season 2 episode on the OG Florida Man below:

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Episode 15 - The First Florida Man: Juan Ponce de León
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
Vamos Marineros 🔱
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
them canadians are freaks, man
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with balloons in the background and making a funny face .
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
Who’s that dude with the freakishly swole arms and tiny head sitting in the second row of the baseball game?
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
lol 1-5 #MierdaforMendoza
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d
Super fuckin cool how the Patriots have found another franchise quarterback while we’re still stuck with CTE McGhee
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Daniel R. Epstein @depstein1983.bsky.social · 3d
Huge mistake by polanco ending the game when he should've bunted
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
cool game i guess i’m never fucking doing that again
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
seattle wins
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
me watching this game in the 37th inning
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
BASEBALL FEEL THE EXCITEMENT
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
This is all AJ Pierzynski’s fault for yammering on and on about bunting
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
twelfth inning?
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
señor smoke giving mariners fans culo de lemon
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
😂
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
I wanna see the trident
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
me cheering for a venezuelan dude I never heard of
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d
Fun Fact! the Podcast
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Florida Man Murders @floridamanmurders.bsky.social · 3d
The boys are back for Spooky Season.

Season 7 drops October 21.

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Introducing Season 7 of Florida Man Murders
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d
*smacks him in the head as he comes off the field*
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 4d
The degree to which Daboll is running Dart is making me a little uncomfy!