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Yelling about Arsenal, Marlins, or Dolphins.
I’d rather be in The Keys.
Carlos Alcaraz presenting the trophy is kinda cool. I’m almost positive they asked him to do this like 30 minutes ago.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
SILVETTI!!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That’s 2 close calls and our keeper got wrecked.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
GOLAZO!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
BANG! ALLENDE SCORES!
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Vamos Inter!
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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🎶everywhere they go, everywhere they goooooo🎶
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apple Watch: Time to stand!

Me watching my 4th football match of the day:
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bournemouth/Sunderland really popping off.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Leeds are useless.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Kinda cool that the pope knows who Steve Bartman is.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is an excellent piece. I also wanna give a shout out to Rupert Everett because George is a real one.
we’ve add a new thing at GOOD MOVIE and i’m very excited about it

we commission a pop culture critic to write an essay about one specific character from one specific movie

it’s called Character Study

first up: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding goodmovie.substack.com/p/character-...
Character Study: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding
Julia Roberts is not like the other girls
goodmovie.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Such a difference having dinner in quiet ass Parkland then coming home to the neighbors blasting EL BAILE DEL BEEPER.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
KORNACKI WORKING THE DOG SHOW!
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Us on the golf course every Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving from the fairway.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Tonight’s beers are gonna be extra tasty. #COYG 🔴⚪️
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Seeing some of y’all celebrate Martinelli’s goal after wanting him gone.
a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BANG!!! VAMOS!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m losing my mind over here. PLEASE SCORE!!! 😭
WHAT THE FUCK HOW
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I *feel* like we should’ve scored there.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Gnabry assist against us?
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November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Eyes Wide Shut
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Still buzzing from Sunday! Carrying this energy into tomorrow!
@arsenalamerica.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Zohran is kinda living my dream. Not because he’s kicking ass in politics but because he received a personal video from Hector Bellerin.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM