GSWooster
@gswooster.bsky.social
Wodehouse, Cake, Art, Theatre, Films, Football, and Sumo. What noisy cats are we.
Everyone: Holding the World Cup in a fascist hellhole, it can't get any worse.
Fascist hellhole: Hold my overpriced pisspoor beer.....
Fascist hellhole: Hold my overpriced pisspoor beer.....
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Everyone: Holding the World Cup in a fascist hellhole, it can't get any worse.
Fascist hellhole: Hold my overpriced pisspoor beer.....
Fascist hellhole: Hold my overpriced pisspoor beer.....
Monday can so get in the bin. What a morning.
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Monday can so get in the bin. What a morning.
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Well. Looks like London’s new Tolkien theme park is going to be this year’s Glasgow Wonkaland.
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well. Looks like London’s new Tolkien theme park is going to be this year’s Glasgow Wonkaland.
Always look forward to reading my copy of #AChristmasCarol that i found in a charity shop a few years ago (although still pretty pricey if i recall correctly!). From the 1930s i think with wonderful illustrations by Gilbert Wilkinson.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Always look forward to reading my copy of #AChristmasCarol that i found in a charity shop a few years ago (although still pretty pricey if i recall correctly!). From the 1930s i think with wonderful illustrations by Gilbert Wilkinson.
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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Martin Parr has died & this grimmest gloomiest greyest, Sundayest of Sundays is the perfect day to watch Signs of the Times.
All four extraordinary episodes are full of pathos, beauty & humour, life & love stories told through relationships with interiors & objects
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
All four extraordinary episodes are full of pathos, beauty & humour, life & love stories told through relationships with interiors & objects
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Signs of the Times - That Little Bit Different
Terry and Sue quite like Austrian blinds but feel they're common. And just why do Ray and Jane change their three-piece suite twice a year? (1992)
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Martin Parr has died & this grimmest gloomiest greyest, Sundayest of Sundays is the perfect day to watch Signs of the Times.
All four extraordinary episodes are full of pathos, beauty & humour, life & love stories told through relationships with interiors & objects
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
All four extraordinary episodes are full of pathos, beauty & humour, life & love stories told through relationships with interiors & objects
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Zootopia 2 this afternoon 🙌
Absolutely chucking it down out there 🙄
Absolutely chucking it down out there 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Zootopia 2 this afternoon 🙌
Absolutely chucking it down out there 🙄
Absolutely chucking it down out there 🙄
Much as i loved our amazing lunch at Skosh (favourite restaurant) on Friday, having a triple decker crisp sandwich for lunch today also has its place 😊
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Much as i loved our amazing lunch at Skosh (favourite restaurant) on Friday, having a triple decker crisp sandwich for lunch today also has its place 😊
All kinds of lovely for December 😊
Happy Advent to you and your kin! And everyone else's kin too, come to that. As every December so far this decade, I'm going to do an Advent Calendar of beautiful and brilliant carols, with each day's added to a YouTube playlist and also to the ongoing Spotify one, now in its sixth(!) year.
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
All kinds of lovely for December 😊
Off to the opera
a cartoon of homer simpson wearing a top hat and headphones is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson wearing a top hat and headphones is standing in front of a door .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Off to the opera
Ignorance does indeed seem to be bliss for these fucking idiots.
It means only other people will die, of course.
It means only other people will die, of course.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Ignorance does indeed seem to be bliss for these fucking idiots.
It means only other people will die, of course.
It means only other people will die, of course.
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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It's been a hive of activity at Blakeney Point for our grey seal live stream! Have you been tuning in?
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's been a hive of activity at Blakeney Point for our grey seal live stream! Have you been tuning in?
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
We're streaming 24/7, don't miss a second right here: buff.ly/BWjEbXz
Seats at Everyman for Zootopia 2 are £15.90 each!
Plus booking fee!!
Fuck-a-doodle doo.
Plus booking fee!!
Fuck-a-doodle doo.
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Seats at Everyman for Zootopia 2 are £15.90 each!
Plus booking fee!!
Fuck-a-doodle doo.
Plus booking fee!!
Fuck-a-doodle doo.
Some lively contenders for the worst newish Christmas perfume/aftershave ad but the ongoing Johnny Depp Sauvages/Sausages nonsense is probably leading.
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Some lively contenders for the worst newish Christmas perfume/aftershave ad but the ongoing Johnny Depp Sauvages/Sausages nonsense is probably leading.
Got to love a mystery beaver
Norfolk has a beaver on the loose – and every reserve in the area insists “it’s not ours”! The mystery deepens.
Beaver ‘escape artist’ mystery
A mysterious beaver has appeared in Norfolk, prompting excitement and an investigation into which enclosure it escaped from
eastangliabylines.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Got to love a mystery beaver
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Hello friends! Would you like to see the winter sun setting over the palace of Versailles? Thought so.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hello friends! Would you like to see the winter sun setting over the palace of Versailles? Thought so.
Lol, FIFA notoriously not for sale.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lol, FIFA notoriously not for sale.
It sounds bloody awful out there. Hunkered down.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It sounds bloody awful out there. Hunkered down.
Yes, yes, food wanker i know but this smoked trout is amazing
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Yes, yes, food wanker i know but this smoked trout is amazing
Skosh later for our pre Christmas treat, too 🤘#York
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Skosh later for our pre Christmas treat, too 🤘#York
Off to the docs so....
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Off to the docs so....
Off to the docs so....
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Off to the docs so....
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Please enjoy the Spectator not only eating shit after trying to destroy a Hope Not Hate researcher who exposed the activities of a bunch of fash but also hilariously trying to salvage a win out of it
An apology to Hope Not Hate and Harry Shukman
In August, The Spectator began to investigate allegations that Harry Shukman, a 33-year-old freelance journalist, had used a fake British passport as part of a two-year undercover investigation into t...
www.spectator.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Please enjoy the Spectator not only eating shit after trying to destroy a Hope Not Hate researcher who exposed the activities of a bunch of fash but also hilariously trying to salvage a win out of it