Mark (グリセルブランド)
@griselbrand.bsky.social
mostly tweeting about soccer // metalhead // sneakerhead // actually literal Griselbrand
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Wow Caleb Williams is shitting the bed in a big game. Who could have predicted this?!
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow Caleb Williams is shitting the bed in a big game. Who could have predicted this?!
Boo fucking hoo
🚨💣 BREAKING! Mo Salah: “It’s very clear that someone wants me to get all the blame”. “The club promised in the summer, a lot of promise for me, and so far, I am on the bench for three games. All I can say is keep the promises”. 👀
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Boo fucking hoo
Nothing better than seeing BYU and Liverpool eat shit on the same day. This is the kind of hatred that sustains me.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nothing better than seeing BYU and Liverpool eat shit on the same day. This is the kind of hatred that sustains me.
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Roberto Carlos looks like he's about to suplex this actor guy I don't know
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Roberto Carlos looks like he's about to suplex this actor guy I don't know
SNOW FOR THE SNOW DOG
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
SNOW FOR THE SNOW DOG
Just gonna leave this posted up top until he stops doing the thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just gonna leave this posted up top until he stops doing the thing
Dorgu is a fucking tragic player. Miles away from the technical level required for the Premier League. Absolutely no feel for the game. Goodness.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dorgu is a fucking tragic player. Miles away from the technical level required for the Premier League. Absolutely no feel for the game. Goodness.
Sure, NOW Wan Bissaka decides he want's to defend the back post smh
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sure, NOW Wan Bissaka decides he want's to defend the back post smh
Shaw/Heaven/Mazraoui is an extremely weird back 3. Seems like we're planning on having a huge amount of possession. I hope it works!
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Shaw/Heaven/Mazraoui is an extremely weird back 3. Seems like we're planning on having a huge amount of possession. I hope it works!
There has not been nearly enough discussion this season about how Van Dijk has dropped off a fucking cliff. It's easily as bad as Salah.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There has not been nearly enough discussion this season about how Van Dijk has dropped off a fucking cliff. It's easily as bad as Salah.
So glad soccer players are going back to proper long sleeve kits instead of those baselayers.
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So glad soccer players are going back to proper long sleeve kits instead of those baselayers.
Hell yeah they finally got it in cans. If there’s a better Untied supporters club in the states I haven’t seen it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hell yeah they finally got it in cans. If there’s a better Untied supporters club in the states I haven’t seen it.
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lol
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
lol
Mike Kafka looks like Uncle Leo when he burned off his eyebrows and Elaine drew new thick angry ones on him. I think the Giants should keep him!
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Mike Kafka looks like Uncle Leo when he burned off his eyebrows and Elaine drew new thick angry ones on him. I think the Giants should keep him!
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Lane Kiffin: Yoga Lout both checks out on the merits and is appropriately on-brand for him in that it is unappealing in ways I hadn't previously conceived of.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lane Kiffin: Yoga Lout both checks out on the merits and is appropriately on-brand for him in that it is unappealing in ways I hadn't previously conceived of.
Big bad Patriots are back scaring the hoes. Suck it haters
so disturbing pats fans didnt even have to wait that long to get another one
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Big bad Patriots are back scaring the hoes. Suck it haters
Jaxon Dart is such a dumb fucking loser. Someone on the Pats better snatch that dumbass chain before the night is over.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jaxon Dart is such a dumb fucking loser. Someone on the Pats better snatch that dumbass chain before the night is over.
Pats are absolutely whoopin' dat ass. Fuck the Giants forever. Break their backs and make them humble.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pats are absolutely whoopin' dat ass. Fuck the Giants forever. Break their backs and make them humble.
Can't believe no one does the soccer knee slide in the NFL to celebrate a touchdown. I'm telling you, give 'em the ol' Slabhead Slide after scoring a 60 yard td and people will love it
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can't believe no one does the soccer knee slide in the NFL to celebrate a touchdown. I'm telling you, give 'em the ol' Slabhead Slide after scoring a 60 yard td and people will love it
Welcome back Licha! 🔪🇦🇷🔪
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Welcome back Licha! 🔪🇦🇷🔪
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Who the fuck is “we” and where the fuck did they get that stupid-ass expectation
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Who the fuck is “we” and where the fuck did they get that stupid-ass expectation
Brilliant strike from Mount. Now please see out this win for christs sake
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Brilliant strike from Mount. Now please see out this win for christs sake
This book made a promise that it couldn’t fulfill.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This book made a promise that it couldn’t fulfill.