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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 14h

Well, Aleister Crowley wrote a poem foreseeing it, so that's something

>Aleister Crowley’s “When Celia Farts”

When Celia comes, ‘tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
When Celia comes

When Celia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
When Celia farts

Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 14h

"I've been asked to give the vote of thanks today, so I want to say, on behalf of everyone gathered here today, that we all enjoyed it very much and we will now show our appreciation in the usual way"

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 14h

I visited as a 14 year old. Did not appreciate it at that age, or the German cheese.
Education is lost on the young.

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 14h

Alan A Dale was much better, and I like a few lengths of Python from time to time

a black and white photo of two men shaking hands .

ALT: a black and white photo of two men shaking hands .

media.tenor.com

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 14h

Clever pup

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 15h

My guilty secret is watching MAFSUK.
TF someone finally got it through to Dean. Poor lad.

Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 15h

He's a patsy

🎉 ZELD🅰️ 🎊 @zeldazellzelda.bsky.social · 1d

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 16h

What a day.
What, another day?
I think my brain splintered at about 3pm today and you all probably heard it where you are.

Wish I'd bought a cork rocking horse.

Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 1d

My life.
Nutshell. Wriggling like a bastard

Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 2d

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Des.
Let's all runaway together eh?

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 2d

I hear you.
My dream this morning was figuring out how to fit all the sliced apples I had into the tupperware available.

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Morning Des, foggy here

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d

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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 3d

I ❤️ Viz

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

"We've agreed joint IP"

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Such a difficult day tomorrow, giving bad news on jobs when the landscape out there is bleak.

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Creepy bits of wood

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Burn them ALL

Linda Hubbard @lindahubbardartist.bsky.social · 4d

Stumbled across these little beauties.
Puppet loveliness.

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Again, he'll be absolutely crumbled to dust with the excessive no sweating he's experiencing

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Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

He's just jealous

Greyrigs @greyrigs.bsky.social · 3d

Oh for the days when an extraordinary vegetable was enough to bring the visitors flocking

Discover Cullen @discovercullen.bsky.social · 3d

12 October 1897: LARGE TURNIP A turnip is being exhibited in Mr J W Stuart's shop which weighs 12-and-a-half pounds. It belongs to Dale's hybrid variety, and was grown by Mr Fortune, Barnyards of Cullen House. #OnThisDay