Just get a dog. Cabbage room fragrances sorted and you have a pet

Oh yep. Bonus is he's such a fidget he doesn't stay in one place for very long. He runs hot too

I know. She's being so tolerant of him

My Waitrose ran out of Bombycilla after the latest Ottolenghi recipe came out

Bull's blood and trifle?

Cummings, thicker than a pound of mince

There's never a gaviscon chalet at these fairs. Gap in the market to follow from all that gluhwein paint stripper and nasty bratwurst.

As a student, on a field trip, I toured the President Emmental factory whilst wearing shoes worn through in the sole.
I had proper cheesy feet for the rest of the day.
The holes were not important for me.

Pork butts?

And every 2-3 weeks you need one gigantic ultrapump out?

"It's been a good year, for the satsumas"

Could be worse, they might be playing pickleball