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Greg Wright
@gregwright13.bsky.social
I've written a few comics, but you chose to read this bio I wrote instead.

Hunh.
Pinned
I should probably have a pinned post.
Don't ever join a cult. That's how they get you.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hey, man, wouldn't that be like advertising?
We library folk do a good job talking about all the free services we offer, but I don’t see many of us talking about how libraries are one or the only places where you can use services without being advertised to.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's bullshit that my diabetes medicine doesn't come in other flavors.
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Home Alone 3: Escape from Epstein Island.
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Holiday phasers set to maximum nag.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wonder if Hamlet would like Tubi.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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We're so close to a true Psycho day this year, which would be apt considering *waves wildly at the world*
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Don't let him sleep on the couch!
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A sixth grade teacher told me his class wanted to watch Trump get his FIFA participation trophy.

"Can't we just watch a fascist instead of doing our work?" neatly summarizes the past decade of American politics.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I deserve the first inaugural Slim Jim Peace Prize for having the slimmest jim.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I miss the good old days when most of us had a shared reality.
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You know, "Christian" doesn't really mean anything anymore. People should be honest with you: "I'm the very unpleasant kind."
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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the first person who invents a way to easily opt out or block all AI “features” on everything will own my entire soul.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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❄️ 'TIS THE SEASON! || ebay.to/3G7aecG || #comicsky
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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You know, those people don't want anyone handing out unearned trophies and awards to kids...unless their parent(s) can pay for them.

Which explains a lot.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Holy fucking shit, fuck Dartmouth College.
My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yesterday, out of nowhere, an obese man tried to pitch me on the health benefits of Mike's Hot Honey, just in case you accidentally thought maybe we weren't all doomed.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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#NightTideMag's December Monthly Macabre is PRE-CODE HORROR!
It challenged censorship, moral panic, & taboo desire. It also weaponized difference; often villainizing disabled, queer, & racialized bodies. It’s a DEEPLY complicated era worth reexamining.
Pitch us your essay @ nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻📽️
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's really easy to find nothing to like about Gavin Newsom except a vague notion.

I can't think of any of his "ideas" I align with. We have enough shitty zingers and lame memes in public discourse already, you Patrick Bateman-looking motherfucker!
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM