Grace Kelley
@gracefacesplace.bsky.social
I can’t believe I put my Crocs in sports mode for this.
Once I become a completely different person with no flaws, it’s over for you hoes
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Once I become a completely different person with no flaws, it’s over for you hoes
My husband didn’t get this bit until I showed him Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron a couple of weeks ago and told him that James Baxter animated Spirit. The “joke” is that James Baxter is flexing on these hoes (and that that’s James Baxter doing the voice for the character too)
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My husband didn’t get this bit until I showed him Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron a couple of weeks ago and told him that James Baxter animated Spirit. The “joke” is that James Baxter is flexing on these hoes (and that that’s James Baxter doing the voice for the character too)
Me: “I heard Frank Ferdinand in a car that was driving by and it really took me back”
Person: “Like the band?”
Me: “No, the Archduke of Austria. I’m going to start World War I again”
Person: “Like the band?”
Me: “No, the Archduke of Austria. I’m going to start World War I again”
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me: “I heard Frank Ferdinand in a car that was driving by and it really took me back”
Person: “Like the band?”
Me: “No, the Archduke of Austria. I’m going to start World War I again”
Person: “Like the band?”
Me: “No, the Archduke of Austria. I’m going to start World War I again”
My Star Wars-poisoned brain keeps putting this hypothetical scenario in the “Darth Plagueis the Wise” scene in Revenge of the Sith:
Me: “Have you heard of Darth Ea-Nasir the Merchant?”
My therapist: “No”
Me: “I thought not. It’s not a story the psychology textbooks would tell you”
Me: “Have you heard of Darth Ea-Nasir the Merchant?”
My therapist: “No”
Me: “I thought not. It’s not a story the psychology textbooks would tell you”
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My Star Wars-poisoned brain keeps putting this hypothetical scenario in the “Darth Plagueis the Wise” scene in Revenge of the Sith:
Me: “Have you heard of Darth Ea-Nasir the Merchant?”
My therapist: “No”
Me: “I thought not. It’s not a story the psychology textbooks would tell you”
Me: “Have you heard of Darth Ea-Nasir the Merchant?”
My therapist: “No”
Me: “I thought not. It’s not a story the psychology textbooks would tell you”
My kids are 16, 14, and 2 — all 3 are prime “ungrateful little bastard” ages lol. But no child asks to be born, so before you become a parent, you need to reconcile with your motivations for it. If you only want a “mini me,” or feel peer pressured to have kids, that bleeds into your parenting
This article isn't political, but you can tell exactly who these people voted for, even if the estrangement wasn't about politics.
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My kids are 16, 14, and 2 — all 3 are prime “ungrateful little bastard” ages lol. But no child asks to be born, so before you become a parent, you need to reconcile with your motivations for it. If you only want a “mini me,” or feel peer pressured to have kids, that bleeds into your parenting
Or the “rate our app!” push notification comes through at a time that skews the data. “How are you enjoying DoorDash?” I’m not enjoying the UX of DoorDash right now because I’m hungry and ornery, fuck off
One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Or the “rate our app!” push notification comes through at a time that skews the data. “How are you enjoying DoorDash?” I’m not enjoying the UX of DoorDash right now because I’m hungry and ornery, fuck off
I knew I was a type B mom when I didn’t want to go to the store to get milk, so I ordered my daughter a Happy Meal through DoorDash and saved the milk that came with it for later
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I knew I was a type B mom when I didn’t want to go to the store to get milk, so I ordered my daughter a Happy Meal through DoorDash and saved the milk that came with it for later
I answered Buffalo Rock in the replies but I’m racking my brain over what Georgia’s could be. And I feel like anyone who says the Beverly is outing themselves as a tourist cause only tourists go to the World of Coke lol
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I answered Buffalo Rock in the replies but I’m racking my brain over what Georgia’s could be. And I feel like anyone who says the Beverly is outing themselves as a tourist cause only tourists go to the World of Coke lol
Sesame Street on Netflix watching Netflix buy its old home, Warner Bros./Discovery
a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass
Alt: Jim Carrey in a suit and tie drinks water from a glass, then spits it out as he shouts “Oh, come on!”
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sesame Street on Netflix watching Netflix buy its old home, Warner Bros./Discovery
I took another personality quiz for work and it’s like, it would violate the ADA, but it’d probably be more useful for y’all to know my particular blend of neurodivergence than any Myers-Briggs, enneagram etc. Like, ADHD sun, anxiety moon, autism rising
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I took another personality quiz for work and it’s like, it would violate the ADA, but it’d probably be more useful for y’all to know my particular blend of neurodivergence than any Myers-Briggs, enneagram etc. Like, ADHD sun, anxiety moon, autism rising
My mom taught 7th grade biology. One time she was teaching reproduction and a kid said “My momma said I came from God.” Both a biologically and theologically problematic answer 😂
But yeah, he didn’t get the question right because that’s not the right answer, you dink. Come on, now
But yeah, he didn’t get the question right because that’s not the right answer, you dink. Come on, now
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My mom taught 7th grade biology. One time she was teaching reproduction and a kid said “My momma said I came from God.” Both a biologically and theologically problematic answer 😂
But yeah, he didn’t get the question right because that’s not the right answer, you dink. Come on, now
But yeah, he didn’t get the question right because that’s not the right answer, you dink. Come on, now
Reposted by Grace Kelley
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
This Is Just To Say
I have redeemed
the coupon
for the free Baja Blast
and which
you were probably
saving
from your birthday
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Live más
I have redeemed
the coupon
for the free Baja Blast
and which
you were probably
saving
from your birthday
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Live más
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This Is Just To Say
I have redeemed
the coupon
for the free Baja Blast
and which
you were probably
saving
from your birthday
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Live más
I have redeemed
the coupon
for the free Baja Blast
and which
you were probably
saving
from your birthday
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Live más
Talking to your friends is fun while talking to bills or scammers is not. What’s the mystery here, exactly
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Talking to your friends is fun while talking to bills or scammers is not. What’s the mystery here, exactly
I bought those Goli gummies off TikTok shop, and the amount of them you have to take in a day reminds me of this 30 Rock joke
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I bought those Goli gummies off TikTok shop, and the amount of them you have to take in a day reminds me of this 30 Rock joke
I would not admit something like this on Al Gore’s internet
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I would not admit something like this on Al Gore’s internet
The only woman you should call “Piggy” is Miss Piggy, and even then you might get rewarded with a karate kick for your trouble
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The only woman you should call “Piggy” is Miss Piggy, and even then you might get rewarded with a karate kick for your trouble
This . . . this is the male loneliness epidemic I keep hearing so much about
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This . . . this is the male loneliness epidemic I keep hearing so much about
The canary in the coal mine was Greta Thunberg. When she first came onto the scene, people were like, “She’s 16? She looks like a child!” Sixteen IS a child no matter what they look like, my dudes
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The canary in the coal mine was Greta Thunberg. When she first came onto the scene, people were like, “She’s 16? She looks like a child!” Sixteen IS a child no matter what they look like, my dudes
Fun thought experiment: what mean name would an ornithologist give you? I think I’d be the “flat-chested white whiner”
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fun thought experiment: what mean name would an ornithologist give you? I think I’d be the “flat-chested white whiner”
Sometimes I wish I was more conservative. I don’t mean ideologically because ew, I just mean I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could devote the energy to get upset about things like gender-neutral bathrooms
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sometimes I wish I was more conservative. I don’t mean ideologically because ew, I just mean I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could devote the energy to get upset about things like gender-neutral bathrooms
Raising two teenagers and a toddler at the same time is not for the faint of heart. And I am very faint-hearted, get these gremlins away from me
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Raising two teenagers and a toddler at the same time is not for the faint of heart. And I am very faint-hearted, get these gremlins away from me
Fantastic. Change the carving on Stone Mountain to the Stankonia album cover next!
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fantastic. Change the carving on Stone Mountain to the Stankonia album cover next!