Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 47m

That's a mean eh!

a cartoon mario face with the words that 's amore written below it

ALT: a cartoon mario face with the words that 's amore written below it

media.tenor.com

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 52m

a brown dog wearing a pink collar is laying on a couch

ALT: a brown dog wearing a pink collar is laying on a couch

media.tenor.com

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 52m

Oh hey, same! It's very confusing coming from Oklahoma!

1

Reposted by Grant Nixon

WhiteRoseAFA @whiteroseafa.bsky.social · 6h

WHOOA HELLO!

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 19d

2 3 12

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 1h

Already thinking about our ginger smoothie tomorrow... 🔥

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 1h

"sir, we've lost contain, the inflatables have gone international."

2 3

Reposted by Grant Nixon

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 3h

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

13 120 760

Reposted by Grant Nixon

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1h

Learn to fish, take up Warhammer, go drink in a parking lot, take a motorcycle tour across some big empty country, learn one damn hobby, James

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1h

hold up James Franklin actually flew down to Georgia to be on the GameDay set for this interview? it's your first free Saturday in 20 years man I'm not committing to anything more than a Zoom

20 16 330

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 9h

Reposted by Grant Nixon

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17h

inspirational

Gadsden Flag but it's with a sandwich and says
DON'T TELL ME WHAT HOLE TO USE

1 23 160

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

Enjoy the ride (we never can, can we)

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

Big Dumper related???

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

Well it's almost midnight so, witching hour??

1 1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .

ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .

media.tenor.com

1

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

2

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

"Gluten free means the calories aren't real" I tell myself while eating a second muffin before bed

2 5

Reposted by Grant Nixon

Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 3d

the life of a sho-girl

Shohei tipping his cap and holding his bat like a tap dancing cane

4 26 130

Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 12h

Contract ffs

Reposted by Grant Nixon

Micah @rincewind.run · 13h

important to recognize we are currently watching the greatest baseball player who ever lived smack in the middle of his prime and we should enjoy every second of it

there have been people who are better at hitting and people who are better at pitching but not together, not like this