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GoofballPaul [COMMISSIONS OPEN]
@goofballpaul.bsky.social
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I make illustrations and comics. Still hopeful that bluesky and mastodon will become interoperable. Browse these tags on my profile pretty please: #art #MyS #Aifron
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GoofballPaul [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @goofballpaul.bsky.social · 11d
My #commissions are open, feel free to DM me to ask for one!

Bluesky direct messages do not allow sending images yet, which is very inconvenient, so we may move the conversation over to discord, emails, etc.

#art
Commission sheet 1/4, lineless unshaded art, 40 to 60 euro per character. Commission sheet 2/4, lineless shaded art, 60 to 90 euro per character. Commission sheet 3/4, lined art, 40 to 100 euro per character. Commission sheet 4/4, detailed backgrounds, 100 € and up.
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 18h
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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keithstack.com
Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 18h
Silksong All Bosses (No Damage)
Ant from Antz And from Bug’s Life Bee from Bee Movie Scuttlebug from Mario
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phobia.bsky.social
Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 18h
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batsugeemu.bsky.social
tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d
can't wait to go to japan again eventually and experience this again
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ianmcque.bsky.social
Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 20h
round boys
Digital painting, a bulbous hovering ship Digital painting, a bulbous hovering ship in colour
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 2d
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
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projecttiger.bsky.social
Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · Sep 14
(˶ˆ ᗜ ˆ ˵ )

✦ #vocaloid ✦ #初音ミク ✦
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evelmiina.bsky.social
Eva Vilhelmiina @evelmiina.bsky.social · 3d
Happy halloween and old paintings for thee
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thenobledemon.bsky.social
Evelyn Lark @thenobledemon.bsky.social · 4d
Happy Halloween! 🧡🖤 Today’s Arrangement - A DARK ZONE from Deltarune: Chapter 4!
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batshaped.bsky.social
bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · Jul 27
SEASON'S EATINGS

or "Baturn Devouring Her Son"

[Originally posted October 31, 2024]
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3d
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tobyfox.undertale.com
tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · Oct 31
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alexwinter.com
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 3d
A reminder that Musk is a mass murderer. It's not hyperbole.
ifindkarma.bsky.social Adam Rifkin 🐼 @ifindkarma.bsky.social · Apr 22
“DOGE’s latest efficiency is halting $500 million in food deliveries to the nation's food banks.”
@joshtpm.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/josh...
bsky.app/profile/davm...
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toqiuh.bsky.social
Eto @toqiuh.bsky.social · Aug 23
the kids #deltarune
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mosqi.bsky.social
Marcel Mosqi @mosqi.bsky.social · 4d
I recently did this poster illustration for the Tunic: Design Works artbook (Deluxe edition) published by @lostincult.co.uk
!
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gofrankgo.bsky.social
Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 5d
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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thewaether.bsky.social
Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 5d
this is not surprising, I consider twitter right now to be more toxic than even legendarily toxic sites like 4chan at their peak:- and if you post there it follows you out. you will talk to people like republican anti-woke anti-DEI gangstalking bullying is the baseline that all people operate on
pettertornberg.com Petter Törnberg @pettertornberg.com · 5d
Twitter/X is a story on its own:

🔴 While users have become more Republican
💥 POSTING has completely transformed: it has moved nearly ❗50 percentage points❗ from Democrat-dominated to slightly Republican-leaning.
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jvp.bsky.social
Jewish Voice for Peace @jvp.bsky.social · 5d
Last Wednesday, Palestinians in Deir el-Balah held a mass funeral for 54 unidentified Palestinians whose bodies were returned by the Israeli military after months of being held. Today, Palestinians continue to hold funerals for dozens more loved ones, many showing evidence of torture and execution.
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machi2ns.bsky.social
₌ᗢ₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌ᗢ₌ @machi2ns.bsky.social · 5d
cogitationes de cogitationibus
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hazelmonforton.com
dr. hazel 🐇 @hazelmonforton.com · 5d
gamedev
twitter user @uckersket They need to invent the opposite of a gym. You go there and you just get more frail and sickly. Maybe instead of lifting you just sit in a cold dark room and starve
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punkitt.bsky.social
punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 4d
Please, please help my GFs in any way, if you can.
ivygm.bsky.social ivygm.bsky.social @ivygm.bsky.social · 4d
Hey all, I'm currently messaging from a dark apartment right now, because me and jade's power got turned off. We need about 150 right now to cover the past due so we can get it turned on, and any help would be deeply appreciated

ko-fi.com/itjade
Support dotJade ❤️
Become a supporter of dotJade today!
ko-fi.com
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robbiealdis.bsky.social
Robbie Aldis @robbiealdis.bsky.social · 5d
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dan5sch.bsky.social
Daniel Schroeder @dan5sch.bsky.social · Aug 18
Here's an update on my small-voxel renderer, inspired by the look of games like Doom and Quake. The work I shared last year focused on handling simpler environment geometry. Since then, I've greatly expanded the scope of what I can depict in this art style. More info in thread.
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tubazef.com
Tuba Zef @tubazef.com · 9d
Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
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pennelope.girlypop.baby
🐇 the penuuy (social distancing from here 🤒) @pennelope.girlypop.baby · 4d
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