Goblin Inajacket
@goblininajacket.bsky.social
she/it
i'm a goblin
trans rights are human rights
free Palestine
no minors pls & ty
pfp a green haired goblin with antlers, wearing earrings, glasses, a necklace, and a jacket
i'm a goblin
trans rights are human rights
free Palestine
no minors pls & ty
pfp a green haired goblin with antlers, wearing earrings, glasses, a necklace, and a jacket
having some fun times breathing today, that inability to ever get a full inhale is really exhausting
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
having some fun times breathing today, that inability to ever get a full inhale is really exhausting
shorter people might be flirting with me but I haven't noticed them. maybe if they jumped up and down and waved their arms?
also in the last 5 years, everyone i've hooked up with has been taller than me? so I keep needing to wear heels for this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
shorter people might be flirting with me but I haven't noticed them. maybe if they jumped up and down and waved their arms?
i say this as someone from florida: watching aussie tv gives me the impression that Australia has Florida energy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i say this as someone from florida: watching aussie tv gives me the impression that Australia has Florida energy.
my "I got this half a metric ton of escargot snails legally" shirt is raising a lot of questions the shirt already answered.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my "I got this half a metric ton of escargot snails legally" shirt is raising a lot of questions the shirt already answered.
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Apprentices can't even consult the tomes and grimoires any more they just ask the orb that makes ten acres of land barren and dead for every incorrect answer it gives.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Apprentices can't even consult the tomes and grimoires any more they just ask the orb that makes ten acres of land barren and dead for every incorrect answer it gives.
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why is "USian" suddenly a thing I'm seeing people say again for the first time in ten years?
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
why is "USian" suddenly a thing I'm seeing people say again for the first time in ten years?
wanna be the taller girl pinning the smaller girl to the wall
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
wanna be the taller girl pinning the smaller girl to the wall
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Part of the 30% cut that Valve takes is the implicit agreement that they'll protect developers from the hassle of dealing with individual payment providers, and if they're not actually willing to go to bat for us, why are we paying them so much again
Saw someone cite the Collective Shout thing and payment processors in regards to the Horse situation and say "Valve can't fight them by itself", and I think we maybe shouldn't be defending multi-billion dollar companies for arbitrary takedowns of artistic works and acting like they're the little guy
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Part of the 30% cut that Valve takes is the implicit agreement that they'll protect developers from the hassle of dealing with individual payment providers, and if they're not actually willing to go to bat for us, why are we paying them so much again
time for some transgender video games: Pacific Drive edition
what if you were obsessed with your car? tuning it, upgrading it, polishing it.
now what if your car was also obsessed with you? and also reality is kind of falling apart around you? and a grumpy older woman was in your ear?
what if you were obsessed with your car? tuning it, upgrading it, polishing it.
now what if your car was also obsessed with you? and also reality is kind of falling apart around you? and a grumpy older woman was in your ear?
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
time for some transgender video games: Pacific Drive edition
what if you were obsessed with your car? tuning it, upgrading it, polishing it.
now what if your car was also obsessed with you? and also reality is kind of falling apart around you? and a grumpy older woman was in your ear?
what if you were obsessed with your car? tuning it, upgrading it, polishing it.
now what if your car was also obsessed with you? and also reality is kind of falling apart around you? and a grumpy older woman was in your ear?
"this isnt cute, pilots only do birthday massacres if they're very stressed."
the pilots' CO: "yeah, were probably not fucking them enough"
the pilots' CO: "yeah, were probably not fucking them enough"
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"this isnt cute, pilots only do birthday massacres if they're very stressed."
the pilots' CO: "yeah, were probably not fucking them enough"
the pilots' CO: "yeah, were probably not fucking them enough"
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THREAD
Pay forward to indigenous sex workers this Thanksgiving!
Sex workers that are in need of mutual aid are welcome to post their needs below.👇🏾
Pay forward to indigenous sex workers this Thanksgiving!
Sex workers that are in need of mutual aid are welcome to post their needs below.👇🏾
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
THREAD
Pay forward to indigenous sex workers this Thanksgiving!
Sex workers that are in need of mutual aid are welcome to post their needs below.👇🏾
Pay forward to indigenous sex workers this Thanksgiving!
Sex workers that are in need of mutual aid are welcome to post their needs below.👇🏾
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I know its a holiday but I have 3 days to raise rent, please help!!!
Raising money for rent, no progress overnight!
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
Raising money for rent, no progress overnight!
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
Raising money for rent, no progress overnight!
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I know its a holiday but I have 3 days to raise rent, please help!!!
Raising money for rent, no progress overnight!
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
Raising money for rent, no progress overnight!
25/2750
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
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Just 1-2 sales of anything other than the bookmarks or patterns (the cheapest things) would help me SO much! What's stopping you from supporting a disabled person's sole source of income while a discount is going on?
Currently running a 10% off holiday sale on everything in my shop tab! Use this link or the code HAPPYHOLIDAYS10. Expires 12/15.
In the 🧵below, I'll show what's currently for sale! Some new stuff too. 🧶 #BSNM #ShopSmall #QueerGiftShop #GiftShop #Discount #Holidays #Christmas
In the 🧵below, I'll show what's currently for sale! Some new stuff too. 🧶 #BSNM #ShopSmall #QueerGiftShop #GiftShop #Discount #Holidays #Christmas
10% discount off CrippledCommie's Shop
Visit CrippledCommie at Ko-fi for 10% discount off Shop
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just 1-2 sales of anything other than the bookmarks or patterns (the cheapest things) would help me SO much! What's stopping you from supporting a disabled person's sole source of income while a discount is going on?
I'm actually yyyy.mm.dd because that way going in title order will also stack the files in chronological order.
dd/mm/yyyy? mm/dd/yyyy?
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:
yy[m[dd]m]yy
i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm actually yyyy.mm.dd because that way going in title order will also stack the files in chronological order.
i really gotta reread berserk. id been years out of date when kentaro miura died and it ended, so i've not read it in its entirety.
it ran for almost 30 years, big book
it ran for almost 30 years, big book
And yes. It does start with sexual violence. It is **edgy**
It was pushing boundaries. Monster sex, then the arm cannon being fired.
It did not get to be what it is immediately. Then again, nothing ever does.
Edgy.
It was pushing boundaries. Monster sex, then the arm cannon being fired.
It did not get to be what it is immediately. Then again, nothing ever does.
Edgy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i really gotta reread berserk. id been years out of date when kentaro miura died and it ended, so i've not read it in its entirety.
it ran for almost 30 years, big book
it ran for almost 30 years, big book
girl who played one Skyrim campaign beginning to end with all the side quests and then never started a second campaign. she didn't even go stealth archer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
girl who played one Skyrim campaign beginning to end with all the side quests and then never started a second campaign. she didn't even go stealth archer.
mom, the British archery twink is on my fyp again!
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
mom, the British archery twink is on my fyp again!
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Everyone… I just need to rent a place to replace our tent. My family has fallen very sick because of it, Don’t forget us even with the ceasefire it’s an illusion to divert attention from us. Our suffering has worsened, the situation is extremely dire and I’ve lost everything except my trust in you.
My dearest friend set up the weekly and monthly donation options so that we can stay alive after a tent was destroyed just 100 meters away from us last night. The sand covered our faces while we were still alive.
I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Everyone… I just need to rent a place to replace our tent. My family has fallen very sick because of it, Don’t forget us even with the ceasefire it’s an illusion to divert attention from us. Our suffering has worsened, the situation is extremely dire and I’ve lost everything except my trust in you.
thinking bout
impact bottoming
impact bottoming
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
thinking bout
impact bottoming
impact bottoming
rolling d100s for a discourse madlib
"having a sense of smell is class privilege"
"having a sense of smell is class privilege"
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
rolling d100s for a discourse madlib
"having a sense of smell is class privilege"
"having a sense of smell is class privilege"
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and if you don’t like suffering from sleep paralysis then don’t pmo sweetheart
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
and if you don’t like suffering from sleep paralysis then don’t pmo sweetheart
they should put soy isoflavone in more foods, as a surprise.
Sales of cultivated, feminized eels are beginning to spread in Japan, as researchers have successfully developed a method to feminize eels.
Sales of farmed, feminized eels spread as cultivation method is developed
Female eels grow to twice the weight of males, and data shows that their meat contains more umami and has softer textures.
ebx.sh
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
they should put soy isoflavone in more foods, as a surprise.
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.