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Geoff with a G
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New and improved. America's 2nd biggest 3rd Amendment advocate. Star of that TV show you didn't watch. I'm mostly about #kansascity stuff, movies, sports, and politics again.
We all know this guy.
"If you look at the Mexicans with the tattoos and gold chains. They're taking over Dallas."
"Rick, what does that have to do with your third DUI?"
"Ah, nothing. I just hate all the foreigners. Sick of this."
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ballgame. Very bummed. #Chiefs
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade by Disney and NBC has gotten too commercial
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
SHAGGY
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Meanwhile, my Twitter account was suspended for making a sarcastic joke about Karl Marx. It's going to be a good day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Missouri's own Eagle Ed!
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Beef prices are up because the turkeys have been eating all my ribeyes.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cookie butter. A modern marvel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dr. Carol Marcus is heading up the project but there are questions surrounding the testing ethics by her bastard son, David. Let's hope for the best.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me on day 3 of Thanksgiving break. Kid doesn't go back to school for a week. Multiple heavy fog days in a row in KC. I am tired.
happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I pulled in to Nazareth
Was feelin bout half past dead
Just need someplace
Where I could lay my head
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just got a new Samsung Galaxy phone. "What if we just made it look exactly like an iPhone?" Good strategy!
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Apparently when you spend all week in meetings with JD Vance and Stephen Miller, the charismatic Muslim communist you want to deport is a breath of fresh air.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Zorhan cucked JD Vance so bad...
El oh freaking el
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Honestly, if it's going to be a long flight and I want to be comfortable, I just charter a private jet. I don't know what you in the unwashed masses do but it's not my lifestyle.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Should be mandatory viewing. Then graduate to Threads if you have it in you.
Tonight in 1983, more than 100 million Americans saw multiple thermonuclear weapons destroy Kansas City, Missouri, in “The Day After” on ABC. A.C. Nielsen Company reported that 62 percent of television sets that night were tuned to the film. I watched in my packed college dorm lounge. How about you?
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Public executions will be my personal "we've passed the point of no return." I still think it will be a criminal not born in America when it happens but a political enemy was never off the table. If that happens first, it's passport time.
This has escalated
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is the only really good observation on MTG
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm in Q1 of a business I started that offers highly strategic polling. This is fantastic news for me.
new paper by Sean Westwood:

With current technology, it is impossible to tell whether survey respondents are real or bots. Among other things, makes it easy for bad actors to manipulate outcomes. No good news here for the future of online-based survey research
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Housing affordability and the declining political fortunes of Democrats are profoundly connected.

An inability to build housing is THE big reason blue states are projected to lose 12 electoral college seats by 2032.

www.planetizen.com/features/136...
Americans are Fleeing Blue States, Even When Politics Misalign. The Culprit? Housing Affordability.
Will the blue state starter home ever return?
www.planetizen.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
AND STILL undefeated in fights to the death...ME! That rogue wasp was simply over-matched.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Missouri insiders know to address him by his proper title only: Eagle Ed Martin. He earned it. #MoLeg
"Ed Martin—who according to his letterhead, is U.S. Pardon Attorney/Special Attorney for Mortgage Fraud/Associate Deputy Attorney General/Director of the Weaponization Working
Group—has engaged in a well-documented series of actions that cannot be described as anything but outrageous."
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Chiefs are somewhere between the 3rd and 23rd best team in the NFL.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM