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Dave, a cautionary tale
@glistam.bsky.social
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He/Him. 49. GM. Megaversal Ambassador. Use safety tools in ttrpgs. Time is an illusion and free time doubly-so. FFXIV hyperfixation (Elanna Moore, Crystal/Zalera).‬ pfp by @lucyisok.bsky.social. bg by @marikafoxtail.etheirys.social #ffxiv #ttrpg
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sonybaloneyart.bsky.social
Want a lil chibi portrait of yourself, your beloved blorbo, or your BG3 tav?

That service is now available on my vgen!

Get one today!

vgen.co/sonybaloneya...
sonya's vgen
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
glistam.bsky.social
A bit of a difference between me and my main, but so significantly bigger between me and my Lalafell alt!
A height chart showing silhouettes of three people: "Me" at 6 feet, "Elanna" at 5 feet 3 inches, and "Miruru" at 2 feet 11 inches.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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tinysnekcomics.bsky.social
a vision of the future
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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madqueenmomo.bsky.social
I'm going to have some new WHA pins ready for my conventions next year!
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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jonrosenberg.bsky.social
You there, crumbling into dust: have you considered that you're older today than you've ever been? That you're aging at this very moment? That your juices are evaporating? What are you doing to preserve your juices? It doesn't matter. Ultimately nothing you can do can preserve it. The juice is loose
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
glistam.bsky.social
The problem with the universe giving me signs is that I'm really bad at subtlety and really good at ignoring hints.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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outoftouchthursday.bsky.social
Join my killing game. It's Out of Touch Thursday!
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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ryuutsu.bsky.social
Obligatory birthday art post, happy birthday to me! It would mean the world to be able to share my art with people today, so any sharing means the world 💙
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Check your kid's list for the Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus.
Santa sitting at a computer in his home looking at the kinds of gifts people are thinking about buying for kids. He comes across a listing for a mystical sword of fire. Santa's advanced computer monitor creates a projection of the sword above the screen. Santa is surprised and says, "The Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus? To be handled only by the Champions of Light after completing the Trials of Virtue?! Who is gifting this to kids?!" A reindeer nearby says, "Oh, yeah. Ages 300+ for that one. Says it on the box." The text reads: Someday your kids may complete the Trials and attain the Sword. Until then, you should buy age appropriate gifts for kids from retailers you know and trust.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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roll20.net
POV: your party's half-orc realigns to paladin and says he's "the same but more handsome"
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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madqueenmomo.bsky.social
Hey everyone!
I am having a 25% off holiday sale over at Vgen!

#vgen #commissions
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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fromsuperheroes.com
It's a matter of intelligence.

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Oh, Gnome!
A black tangle of tentacles glowing red fighting their way out of a shipping box. The box is covered in a logo that is a pocketwatch with a fedora hat on top. There is a shipping label that says Seller: H. Creel to Gnome. Nearby, a gnome holds a cellphone with a picture of a chainsaw on it. The text reads: Oh, Gnome! That doesn't look like the picture! Accidentally order a Horror from the downsideup? These things happen! Buy from retailers you know and trust this holiday season!
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
glistam.bsky.social
'Tis the season, I hope players in the resurrected City of Heroes servers get to still experience saving Baby New Year again.
Baby New Year, from City of Heroes
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
A screenshot of replies to our enchanted scorpion post on facebook. One follower points out: "The amazing AI suggestions on this include enchanted scropion's price and what makes scorpions enchanted" another user says, mine says more about enchanted scorpions.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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meghanlynnftw.bsky.social
Gear up and get in the van- the pine barrens await! Day 2 has our party taking on the role of monster hunters as they play @evilhat.bsky.social's Monster of the Week!

A different indie #TTRPG will be highlighted in a new #WildMagicAdvanced2E prompt each day in Dec!
Follow along to see what's next!
White text on a pink and purple background reads: "The characters find themselves in a small, messy office space. The walls are covered with cork boards - each overflowing with maps, red thread, and newspaper articles; a coffee table in the middle of the room is piled high with books about cryptids. On the floor beside the table a laptop screen displays an email - a plea for help finding someone who wandered into the Pine Barrens a week ago and hasn’t returned. Play MONSTER OF THE WEEK by Michael Sands for the next station. When the monster hunters recover the lost wanderer from the clutches of the Jersey Devil, the rift opens and returns the characters to the origin world."
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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madqueenmomo.bsky.social
LOOK AT THE CUTE COMMISSION PORTRAITS I MADE OF DENMO AND JAZZ
mcstronghuge.bsky.social Denmo @mcstronghuge.bsky.social · 3d
This just arrived in the mail!!! LOOKIT ME AND JAZZ SUCH CUTIES AAAAAA THANK YOU @madqueenmomo.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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hauklet.bsky.social
I'm a day late but the timing is perfect! I got verified and am going back to comfy painting roots. First two slots discounted.

Working on a few more samples of these then I have plans for other options including fullbodies and colour (I guess)!

vgen.co/nichroous/se...

#VGenOpen #CommissionsOpen
[Surprise Me] Portrait by nix (@nichroous)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
vgen.co
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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sonybaloneyart.bsky.social
Examples of the chibis!

Get yours today!
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chibi portrait chibi portrait chibi portrait
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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fromsuperheroes.com
These "nerdy teens" are huge now and the jocks are right to be afraid of them. New episode of Talk From Superheroes on Stranger Things out now wherever you get your podcasts.
www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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madqueenmomo.bsky.social
I was commissioned to draw this little girl from Magic the Gathering.
Aminatou the Fateshifter!

I know absolutely nothing about nothing about #MTG so i hope she looks like herself!

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From my #vgen #commissions
Aminatou the Fateshifter from Magic The Gathering. With her golden moths. I gave her golden circles in her eyes since she was casting a spell A small dark skinned little girl with coils and a skull face paint. She carries a white stick and has a net on her hair
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
I have some new £10 doodly commissions available this week!

Please send me a message if you would like one, thank you!
drawing of a person wearing a cloak with a sunflower in their hair a drawing of a person with long red hair wearing a dress drawing of a brightly coloured goblin wearing pink and yellow clothes with a hat which incorporates a teapot with bubbles coming out of the spout
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM