Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: [email protected] #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
· Oct 25
it's always "what does the fox say?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
i swear, blue cross blue shield of NC is the fucking smoldering ruins of a dumpster fire
i have tried six different days and times to update my autopay and EVERY FUCKING TIME the website has some excuse as to why it can't be updated at this time.
cannot WAIT to be out of this shithole country.
i have tried six different days and times to update my autopay and EVERY FUCKING TIME the website has some excuse as to why it can't be updated at this time.
cannot WAIT to be out of this shithole country.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i swear, blue cross blue shield of NC is the fucking smoldering ruins of a dumpster fire
i have tried six different days and times to update my autopay and EVERY FUCKING TIME the website has some excuse as to why it can't be updated at this time.
cannot WAIT to be out of this shithole country.
i have tried six different days and times to update my autopay and EVERY FUCKING TIME the website has some excuse as to why it can't be updated at this time.
cannot WAIT to be out of this shithole country.
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literally me every time i see @gamer.baby 😍
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
literally me every time i see @gamer.baby 😍
man, must be a new wave of movie clip bots on youtube. Went weeks without seeing one and now my shorts feed is like 10% creators and 90% movie clips i couldn't care less about again.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
man, must be a new wave of movie clip bots on youtube. Went weeks without seeing one and now my shorts feed is like 10% creators and 90% movie clips i couldn't care less about again.
I love how to make this joke you immediately have to separate the two almost entirely unrelated franchises that make up the absolutely crap term "metroidvania."
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love how to make this joke you immediately have to separate the two almost entirely unrelated franchises that make up the absolutely crap term "metroidvania."
same basement dwellers who no-life an MMO expansion in like three or four days (whereas a normal person would take a couple months to dig through it all) and get all salty about "no content."
Sometimes I just feel disconnected from the average person who enjoys videogames. I was genuinely surprised at how beefy the Nightreign DLC was - I was not expecting an entirely new map, very distinct in flow from the original one.
It's being review-bombed to hell on Steam for having no content.
It's being review-bombed to hell on Steam for having no content.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
same basement dwellers who no-life an MMO expansion in like three or four days (whereas a normal person would take a couple months to dig through it all) and get all salty about "no content."
literally me every time i see @gamer.baby 😍
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
literally me every time i see @gamer.baby 😍
my entire kingdom and everything i will ever own for streaming software that isn't held together by duct tape, magic pixie dreams, and faerie farts.
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
my entire kingdom and everything i will ever own for streaming software that isn't held together by duct tape, magic pixie dreams, and faerie farts.
the spice discourse never fails to remain tiresome as fuck
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
the spice discourse never fails to remain tiresome as fuck
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
Now live! It's the first day of Noot vs Doot! We're kickin' it off with one of those HOGs you like so much, so come on by for a cheesy christmas hidden object thing! Incentive list is still being finalized, but all noots and doots are headed toward them, worry not!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a seal and a penguin are playing with each other
ALT: a seal and a penguin are playing with each other
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December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Now live! It's the first day of Noot vs Doot! We're kickin' it off with one of those HOGs you like so much, so come on by for a cheesy christmas hidden object thing! Incentive list is still being finalized, but all noots and doots are headed toward them, worry not!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
Noot vs Doot kickoff in 45! I'm doin' all kinds of wild streamin stuff all month to raise money for the australia move
we're startin' it all off with a christmas HOG, because you know how we do!
See you at 4 Eastern!
we're startin' it all off with a christmas HOG, because you know how we do!
See you at 4 Eastern!
a cartoon penguin is sticking its head out of a hole next to a noot noot label
ALT: a cartoon penguin is sticking its head out of a hole next to a noot noot label
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December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Noot vs Doot kickoff in 45! I'm doin' all kinds of wild streamin stuff all month to raise money for the australia move
we're startin' it all off with a christmas HOG, because you know how we do!
See you at 4 Eastern!
we're startin' it all off with a christmas HOG, because you know how we do!
See you at 4 Eastern!
i was absolutely not familiar with Sheetz' game
how does a gas station have a better meatball sub than a lot of local restaurants?
also i ordered a regular size mac and cheese bites for like 7 bucks figuring "it'll be six poppers like most fast food"
it's like 20+ that is too many sheetz wtf
how does a gas station have a better meatball sub than a lot of local restaurants?
also i ordered a regular size mac and cheese bites for like 7 bucks figuring "it'll be six poppers like most fast food"
it's like 20+ that is too many sheetz wtf
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i was absolutely not familiar with Sheetz' game
how does a gas station have a better meatball sub than a lot of local restaurants?
also i ordered a regular size mac and cheese bites for like 7 bucks figuring "it'll be six poppers like most fast food"
it's like 20+ that is too many sheetz wtf
how does a gas station have a better meatball sub than a lot of local restaurants?
also i ordered a regular size mac and cheese bites for like 7 bucks figuring "it'll be six poppers like most fast food"
it's like 20+ that is too many sheetz wtf
*snaps awake from a weird dream*
"'Here we go Looby Loo' to the tune of 'Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo'!!!"
brain, what
"'Here we go Looby Loo' to the tune of 'Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo'!!!"
brain, what
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
*snaps awake from a weird dream*
"'Here we go Looby Loo' to the tune of 'Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo'!!!"
brain, what
"'Here we go Looby Loo' to the tune of 'Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo'!!!"
brain, what
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Thank you for being my silly little horses
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thank you for being my silly little horses
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
noot vs doot work continues today; i'm doing some difficult shit that i hope works out!
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
noot vs doot work continues today; i'm doing some difficult shit that i hope works out!
my most watched streams are "three of my friends, the guy teddy raids most of the time, and gigundo streamer that is probably where a lot of raid chains ended up after i passed out watching teddy or auth."
i should do more awake watching in the afternoon, get more accurate numbers
i should do more awake watching in the afternoon, get more accurate numbers
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my most watched streams are "three of my friends, the guy teddy raids most of the time, and gigundo streamer that is probably where a lot of raid chains ended up after i passed out watching teddy or auth."
i should do more awake watching in the afternoon, get more accurate numbers
i should do more awake watching in the afternoon, get more accurate numbers
Guy who complains about AAA games all being the same yet also complains about them ruining their favorite game when devs add features or try new things in sequels
i, uhh... wish i was making up a guy
i, uhh... wish i was making up a guy
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Guy who complains about AAA games all being the same yet also complains about them ruining their favorite game when devs add features or try new things in sequels
i, uhh... wish i was making up a guy
i, uhh... wish i was making up a guy
getting real tired of the way my brain functions
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
getting real tired of the way my brain functions
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one thing i strongly think should be illegal is influencers attempting to scare people into buying supplements/cLeAn ReCiPe cookbooks by cherry-picking information out of half-assed, commonly debunked or disproven studies and presenting it as proven fact.
all it's giving anyone is eating disorders.
all it's giving anyone is eating disorders.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
one thing i strongly think should be illegal is influencers attempting to scare people into buying supplements/cLeAn ReCiPe cookbooks by cherry-picking information out of half-assed, commonly debunked or disproven studies and presenting it as proven fact.
all it's giving anyone is eating disorders.
all it's giving anyone is eating disorders.
Noot vs. Doot starts soon! This year i've had to make an exception to the usual piles of giveaways I do because in two and a half months i'm moving to australia, finally! There will still be neat incentives, but I'm asking kinda big for help without expensive prizes this one year.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Noot vs. Doot starts soon! This year i've had to make an exception to the usual piles of giveaways I do because in two and a half months i'm moving to australia, finally! There will still be neat incentives, but I'm asking kinda big for help without expensive prizes this one year.
The Gamers™
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The Gamers™
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Happy With Your Controls Yes Or No to all who celebrate
"Hey friend, happy with your controls yes or no"
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy With Your Controls Yes Or No to all who celebrate
Now live! Just doin' some chill gaming for the last day of november! checking out a new poker roguelike demo (The Devil's Due), then i want to play more Wall World 2 because that game's dope and deserves more play time
twitch.tv.thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv.thegreatgildersneeze
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Now live! Just doin' some chill gaming for the last day of november! checking out a new poker roguelike demo (The Devil's Due), then i want to play more Wall World 2 because that game's dope and deserves more play time
twitch.tv.thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv.thegreatgildersneeze