Gildersneeze
gildersneeze.bsky.social
Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: [email protected] #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
i was absolutely not familiar with Sheetz' game

how does a gas station have a better meatball sub than a lot of local restaurants?

also i ordered a regular size mac and cheese bites for like 7 bucks figuring "it'll be six poppers like most fast food"

it's like 20+ that is too many sheetz wtf
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
my most watched streams are "three of my friends, the guy teddy raids most of the time, and gigundo streamer that is probably where a lot of raid chains ended up after i passed out watching teddy or auth."

i should do more awake watching in the afternoon, get more accurate numbers
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey, if you don't/can't do the family thing for Thanksgiving and need a chill place to hang out or escape jerkass family members, I'll be doing my yearly 24hr celebration of "less loved" games starting tomorrow afternoon and going all the way through Friday! Stop by the stream for...
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
was watching a wall world 2 stream and uhh, yeah idiot, that's how sequels usually work. fuck did you expect the devs were going to do?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Damn, Zaxby's, I just didn't think hot sauce in my coke zero sounded that good. You ain't gotta get personal
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i had to move the fridge all the way out to clean under it, and i'm just one not particularly strong guy (plus the fridge has about a half inch of clearance on either side so it was super awkward)

it left me in way too foul a mood to stream after i was finally done.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you're offered $30 million dollars but you have to come up with a "but you have to" condition that would actually make anyone pause to think for longer than a split second.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Rya about to drop that FIRE demo tape
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Lmao here's my copy of Echoes, which is all the effort I cared to go dig out for your "no true Scotsman" bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"creativity is contagious" i say as i prompt a robot to "create" for me

how do you ai fuckers say this shit with a straight face
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can't wait for the YouTube shorts with some douchebag wearing fake medical scrubs in a grocery aisle yelling at me about the evils of POWERED SUGAR
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
and as ever, there's gotta be that one country motherfucker who's mad about "them city folk" like it's 1839 or some garbage

your personality certainly RHYMES with country. I'll give you that much
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Huh, apparently my phone no longer runs on batteries. I'll need to see if I have any CO2 cartridges lying around
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i could start a fuckin *series* of shit morons on the internet believe.

TIL that
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
How do you have the balls to charge money for a game when this is your AI disclaimer?

Translation: "I prompt generative AI to basically make this entire game and uhhh, i guess i manually review it and make the occasional adjustment. give me money for that!"
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
like bro, unless it has 7 fingers on one hand (and isn't Godrick the Grafted) i can't pick it out most of the time. The only one i've caught recently was this from a HOG i recently streamed, and this game didn't (still doesn't) have a disclosure
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
pfft, imagine choosing any of those names. skill issue.

just call me
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my favorite thing about AI being everywhere is how absolutely fucking useless it is. Just doing a google search to figure out where the Vision Ability is in BL4 and it says there is no vision ability. IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING GAME.
October 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
found a hog in this HOG
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Lmao nice, door dash. Can't hide your bullshit markup when the restaurant drops the actual menu price in the menu entry
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
look @teddyras.bsky.social i've had it up to here with your selection of horror games.
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i, too, miss shit that never happened
October 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
you ever just have something and think "i mean, do i REALLY need it anymore?"
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So uhhh, what exactly did YOU do, Mr. "Solo" "Dev," and why should i give you money for it?
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM