Gildedtongue
@gildedtongue.bsky.social
Unpublished novelist. Streamer. No one of consequence. Four decades of doing this shit.
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@gildedtongue.bsky.social
· Jun 21
This popped in my head when I was signing off my stream.
Santa Claws!
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Santa Claws!
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Oofta, been feeling this one a bit lately.
Megan Aldrich, 30, works full time in an attempt to avoid starving to death, but is forced to choose between showing up to work and being the sort of person who doesn’t cry in the shower.
Autistic woman can have work or dignity but not both
An autistic woman whose government is desperate for her to experience the "dignity of work" cannot experience "dignity" and "work" at the same time, it has been claimed. Megan Aldrich, 30, works full…
thedailytism.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oofta, been feeling this one a bit lately.
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It is time for millennials to pass the torch.
Or take turns carrying it because who tf can afford a new torch these days.
Or take turns carrying it because who tf can afford a new torch these days.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It is time for millennials to pass the torch.
Or take turns carrying it because who tf can afford a new torch these days.
Or take turns carrying it because who tf can afford a new torch these days.
Also, another thing about this Boomer comic:
To be honest, the barista probably would love to just take the order, but it isn't the fault of the millennial or Gen Z person at the counter, it's the Boomers on the management board saying if they don't upsell all the time, they're fired.
To be honest, the barista probably would love to just take the order, but it isn't the fault of the millennial or Gen Z person at the counter, it's the Boomers on the management board saying if they don't upsell all the time, they're fired.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Also, another thing about this Boomer comic:
To be honest, the barista probably would love to just take the order, but it isn't the fault of the millennial or Gen Z person at the counter, it's the Boomers on the management board saying if they don't upsell all the time, they're fired.
To be honest, the barista probably would love to just take the order, but it isn't the fault of the millennial or Gen Z person at the counter, it's the Boomers on the management board saying if they don't upsell all the time, they're fired.
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“This fandom is full of too many queers and leftists”
Because we built it
“This fandom is too focused on sex and kink”
Because that’s what we built it for
Because we built it
“This fandom is too focused on sex and kink”
Because that’s what we built it for
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“This fandom is full of too many queers and leftists”
Because we built it
“This fandom is too focused on sex and kink”
Because that’s what we built it for
Because we built it
“This fandom is too focused on sex and kink”
Because that’s what we built it for
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“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
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Tired bisexual energy.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tired bisexual energy.
It's kinda the problem of most D&D computer games.
On the table top, magic can do so many cool niche things, buuuttt games typically are about damage dealt.
On the table top, magic can do so many cool niche things, buuuttt games typically are about damage dealt.
ask the fantasy game dev if their magic is creative or guns
they get confused
explain to them the difference between creative and guns
"it's a fun magic system ma'am"
look inside
it's guns
they get confused
explain to them the difference between creative and guns
"it's a fun magic system ma'am"
look inside
it's guns
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's kinda the problem of most D&D computer games.
On the table top, magic can do so many cool niche things, buuuttt games typically are about damage dealt.
On the table top, magic can do so many cool niche things, buuuttt games typically are about damage dealt.
You can't have a "War on Drugs" because that would require an opposing soveriegn nation.
These are just extrajudicial killings, and those responsible should be brought before international law.
These are just extrajudicial killings, and those responsible should be brought before international law.
one of the problems I have with Democrats (and other critics) labeling these "war crimes" is that it accepts the underlying claim that the people being murdered are enemy combatants. They're not! it's just murder!
Fox News' Joey Jones justifies the US military killing survivors after an initial boat strike: "An enemy combatant does not have to have a gun to be a danger or a threat... if you leave anybody alive, they can signal and let others know what’s happening and they can also retaliate through radio."
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You can't have a "War on Drugs" because that would require an opposing soveriegn nation.
These are just extrajudicial killings, and those responsible should be brought before international law.
These are just extrajudicial killings, and those responsible should be brought before international law.
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Not what RFK Jr told me! He never uses fluoride and his brain is…oh, ok
“In the first US study looking at whether the recommended fluoride levels in drinking water affects brain function, researchers found that the hot-button mineral has no negative impacts on cognition – and may actually be giving it a boost.”
They are trying to dumb-down America.
flip.it/sH5foh
They are trying to dumb-down America.
flip.it/sH5foh
Fluoride and the brain: Largest US study ever unearths surprise new link
In the first US study looking at whether the recommended fluoride levels in drinking water affects brain function, researchers have found that the hot-button mineral has no negative impacts on cogniti...
flip.it
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not what RFK Jr told me! He never uses fluoride and his brain is…oh, ok
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writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
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So...American comic artists have always struggled with horses, huh?
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
So...American comic artists have always struggled with horses, huh?
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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The stupidest fucking imaginable people run this website.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The stupidest fucking imaginable people run this website.
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Sounds like a step in the right direction!
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sounds like a step in the right direction!
Oh, Goddamn it. I'm only human!
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh, Goddamn it. I'm only human!
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I'm so tired of this
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm so tired of this
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Hayley Williams bans transphobes from gigs as she says ‘southern pride’ is no excuse for bigotry
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Hayley Williams bans transphobes, says 'Southern Pride' is no excuse for bigotry
Hayley Williams has said she hopes bigots feel "uncomfortable" at her shows as she discusses her relationship with the southern states.
www.thepinknews.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hayley Williams bans transphobes from gigs as she says ‘southern pride’ is no excuse for bigotry
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
I can be a loss making machine with far less damage to the environment.
See?
I | Ii
II | I-
See?
I | Ii
II | I-
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I can be a loss making machine with far less damage to the environment.
See?
I | Ii
II | I-
See?
I | Ii
II | I-
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CEO discovers the advanced economic principle of Demand
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
CEO discovers the advanced economic principle of Demand
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Great way to describe standing in a deep hole I guess
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Great way to describe standing in a deep hole I guess