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how do they all find me
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
how do they all find me
people love to ask why it takes me so long to do my makeup when I'm just working with nudes and to that i can only say that I'm very good at wasting my own time
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
people love to ask why it takes me so long to do my makeup when I'm just working with nudes and to that i can only say that I'm very good at wasting my own time
ok but perfect magfest cosplay group
A part of me is always thinking about Them
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ok but perfect magfest cosplay group
thinking back on my entire life while I'm stuck at home in this snow storm and coming to the realization that, in my own fucked up way, i actually am good at moderation and unfortunately will most likely live much longer than planned 😔😌 #chernobyl
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
thinking back on my entire life while I'm stuck at home in this snow storm and coming to the realization that, in my own fucked up way, i actually am good at moderation and unfortunately will most likely live much longer than planned 😔😌 #chernobyl
I'm so full i could birth a horse and name it prolapse
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm so full i could birth a horse and name it prolapse
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space channel 5 or pokemon pinball, i am a simple. man
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
space channel 5 or pokemon pinball, i am a simple. man
gonna start telling ppl my sex life is like a holiday turkey
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
gonna start telling ppl my sex life is like a holiday turkey
low rise is back in style and it's my time to shine. i don't want to hear a thing from you high waisted ppl y'all literally had over a decade. let me live my Cassie from Degrassi fantasy 😡
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
low rise is back in style and it's my time to shine. i don't want to hear a thing from you high waisted ppl y'all literally had over a decade. let me live my Cassie from Degrassi fantasy 😡
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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sorry I'm bad at Lying and Bureaucracy, I have the brain disorder that makes you a good person lol
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sorry I'm bad at Lying and Bureaucracy, I have the brain disorder that makes you a good person lol
you're either a birdwatching millennial or a ham radio millennial
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
you're either a birdwatching millennial or a ham radio millennial
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this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
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one day you turn 35 and everyone you know is indoor rock climbing
July 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one day you turn 35 and everyone you know is indoor rock climbing
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AI could never write an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
AI could never write an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel
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my heart will go off
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my heart will go off
another one to add to the faceblind list, even though I've been watching the show i still don't know which one is on screen until they say her name
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
another one to add to the faceblind list, even though I've been watching the show i still don't know which one is on screen until they say her name
not spoiling myself bc it's the least that i deserve
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
not spoiling myself bc it's the least that i deserve
a menorah but instead of candles you do a shot. is this a million dollar idea or am i high (both can be true btw)
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a menorah but instead of candles you do a shot. is this a million dollar idea or am i high (both can be true btw)
another really great thing is i won't be able to afford health insurance next year so please no one else hit me with their car
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
another really great thing is i won't be able to afford health insurance next year so please no one else hit me with their car
love having to stuff myself with benzos before i get an IUD bc even though I have 30+ tattoos and been hit my multiple cars it's easily the worst pain I've ever experienced and ofc they don't give you any painkillers 🌞🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌞
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
love having to stuff myself with benzos before i get an IUD bc even though I have 30+ tattoos and been hit my multiple cars it's easily the worst pain I've ever experienced and ofc they don't give you any painkillers 🌞🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌞