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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise. “A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 12h

If the Giants lose this, I’m blaming this motherfucker.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 12h

Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 13h

The military has apologized for damaging the vehicle, saying they confused it with a Colombian fishing boat

John Ismay @johnismay.bsky.social · 14h

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 12h

This administration is a fucking menace to its own country.
Careless.
Sloppy.
Deadly.

Someone take the keys from Trump. NOW.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13h

BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse.

We have obtained these photos:

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 12h

Snopes would agree.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 12h

Border collies ROCK.
ALL dogs rock.
But Border Collies get into the HOF.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

Thursday night he was at the Al Smith dinner, attended mostly by wealthy MAGAs.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

And scatological.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

I see. This is how Israel is enforcing the ceasefire.

Great work, Trump. Looks like you’re back to stopping zero wars.

Israel says it will return to ceasefire hours after carrying out strikes on Gaza - live updates

Hamas and Israel accuse each other of violations, as hospital sources in Gaza say death toll reaches 44 and IDF says two soldiers killed.

www.bbc.com

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

“We’ll take all the credit for the peaceful success of the #NoKings rallies!”

(Johnson’s phone immediately buzzes violently in his pants with texts from Karoline Leavitt…)

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Mike Johnson: "We congratulate them on an apparently violent-free speech exercise ... but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open right now ... by the way, the Mall was open because President Trump hasn't closed it."

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

Remember when Trump was being convicted in a New York courthouse, and he asked his millions of supporters to show up and show their support? And oh how he bragged about the mob scene?

Yeah. Good times.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h

Heyyy WAIT A MINUTE.

These aren’t little old ladies or aging hippies. Or terrorists. Or Hamas. Or rioters. Or Antifa. Or or or or or…

MAGA misread all this and it’s all going to bite them in the ass.

WatchYourRepsSC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 15h

NYC #NoKings — The kids are alright❗️They’re fearless, fired up, and leading the charge for a freer, fairer future. The next generation isn’t waiting their turn — they’re taking it. 💙🔥
Credit @donlemonofficial

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

Serious business here

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.

Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”

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Democrats @democrats.org · 15h

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 15h

And it smells like Big Macs and JD Vance’s sperm.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 15h

This happened in Denver, so I’m assuming this this King of Staten Island flew into town for the Giants-Broncos game right now.

I’m looking for this asshole in the crowd shots with a head load of bandages. LOL

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 15h

We’re going to hope to God you start drilling down on Trump’s mental health. He’s definitely consumed with hatred and confusion, and it needs to be investigated.

What ya say, Jake?

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Gabrielle Hecht has no more spoons @gabriellehecht.bsky.social · 22h

With alt text.

Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters

Camila @camilapress
FULL REPORT: Colombian public media reports that a U.S. military strike on a boat on September 15—the second attack on a vessel by the U.S. in the Caribbean that we're aware of—was a Colombian boat and was in Colombian territorial waters.
At least one of the three victims extrajudicially killed in the strike was Colombian lifelong fisherman Alejandro Carranza. Alejandro's identity is confirmed by his cousin.
The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 15h

And dumping shit on America.

You left that out.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 18h

There’s that brain damage we’ve come to know and love.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 18h

But an 87% capacity in an Arizona stadium makes Charlie Kirk a saint. OK.

Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻 @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw an extremely dumb post about how this is not what democracy
looks like because only 2% of the population turned out, it's what freedom of assembly looks like, and what the bleep do people even think democracy is? Freedom of assembly being part of democracy is elementary school civics.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 18h

7 million American voters showed up and were seen by many many millions more American voters who saw energized breathtaking crowds making a very serious point.

That’s the big takeaway.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 18h

Between this, the shutdown and the completely off the rails messaging of #NoKings, this has been a really bad week for the little guy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 18h

So mad he put his mask on his vagina neck.

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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 1d

The wildest part about the largest protest in American history is that the president’s response was to post a video literally proving the point of the protest.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21h

We always get these huge Trump announcements with much media hype and fanfare with lots of big promises and assurances, effusively praising himself looking for awards & prizes, while experts say the details are scarce or nonexistent. Then a short time later we get the reality.

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