GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
ME NEXT.
Every new attack at Pete Hegseth makes me want Donald Trump to have exploding diarrhea every hour of every day for the rest of his life sent to the bottom of his pants.
Every new attack at Pete Hegseth makes me want Donald Trump to have exploding diarrhea every hour of every day for the rest of his life sent to the bottom of his pants.
The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
ME NEXT.
Every new attack at Pete Hegseth makes me want Donald Trump to have exploding diarrhea every hour of every day for the rest of his life sent to the bottom of his pants.
Every new attack at Pete Hegseth makes me want Donald Trump to have exploding diarrhea every hour of every day for the rest of his life sent to the bottom of his pants.
The power of the auto pen.
YEAH I WENT THERE. HARD.
YEAH I WENT THERE. HARD.
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The power of the auto pen.
YEAH I WENT THERE. HARD.
YEAH I WENT THERE. HARD.
One by one, our institutions are telling Trump to fuck the hell off.
Reports that the EDVA grand jury has declined, at least for today, to reindict NY AG Tish James.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
One by one, our institutions are telling Trump to fuck the hell off.
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Reports that the EDVA grand jury has declined, at least for today, to reindict NY AG Tish James.
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reports that the EDVA grand jury has declined, at least for today, to reindict NY AG Tish James.
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We are so far off the playing field here we can't even see the stadium.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We are so far off the playing field here we can't even see the stadium.
President Trump resumes his annual Christmas tradition of dressing up as "Panty Claws" for all the White House staff's teenage daughters - and as a public service, personally performs yeast-infection inspections for them.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Rep. Jim Himes after being briefed by Adm. Bradley:
"What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service. You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, who are killed by the United States."
"What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service. You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, who are killed by the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Rep. Jim Himes after being briefed by Adm. Bradley:
"What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service. You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, who are killed by the United States."
"What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service. You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, who are killed by the United States."
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Telling his supporters they can fuck right off. Atta boy, Trump.
Democrats lost support with Somali Minnesota voters in 2024 presidential election
Concerns about the Israel-Gaza war, the economy and not feeling heard contributed to shifting political tide.
www.startribune.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Telling his supporters they can fuck right off. Atta boy, Trump.
Next: We're getting rid of those annoying seat belts.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next: We're getting rid of those annoying seat belts.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BREAKING: Cabinet members disturbed by the President's insistence that he hold Sec of State Marco Rubio, when he naps.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Darkness. Continued.
House Judiciary Republicans, led by Jim Jordan, have rejected former special counsel Jack Smith's request to testify publicly about his criminal investigations into Trump. The Committee is demanding Smith appear behind closed doors.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Darkness. Continued.
Mexico.
The Middle East.
Canada.
Africa.
Now Venezuela.
He just plugs countries into the same xenophobic rant he’s used for 9 years.
Someone get him the fuck OUT of the White House. PLEASE.
The Middle East.
Canada.
Africa.
Now Venezuela.
He just plugs countries into the same xenophobic rant he’s used for 9 years.
Someone get him the fuck OUT of the White House. PLEASE.
Trump: "Venezuela sends us people they shouldn't be sending. They emptied their prisons into our country. They sent us killers, murderers, they sent us drug dealers as the highest levels. They sent us people from their mental institutions."
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mexico.
The Middle East.
Canada.
Africa.
Now Venezuela.
He just plugs countries into the same xenophobic rant he’s used for 9 years.
Someone get him the fuck OUT of the White House. PLEASE.
The Middle East.
Canada.
Africa.
Now Venezuela.
He just plugs countries into the same xenophobic rant he’s used for 9 years.
Someone get him the fuck OUT of the White House. PLEASE.
Define SENILITY:
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Define SENILITY:
His hands are totally fucked up.
Poor guy’s been tuckered out. All that starting work at noon will get to ya
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
His hands are totally fucked up.
This is racist and dangerous. Last I checked, Somalians are Black and Rep. Omar is a colleague. Where are the @housedemocrats.bsky.social? The @blackcaucus.bsky.social ?
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) "garbage," says that Somalians don't belong in the U.S. because they "do nothing but complain... do nothing but bitch"
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is how I picture Trump every time he does something insanely cruel.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is how I picture Trump every time he does something insanely cruel.
😳
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
😳
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Can SOME legal firm force Fox News to pay out millions of dollars for the same thing Trump sued 60 MINUTES for doing (and got a fucking settlement)?
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can SOME legal firm force Fox News to pay out millions of dollars for the same thing Trump sued 60 MINUTES for doing (and got a fucking settlement)?
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth holds impromptu press conference to explain controversial lethal drone strikes.
#PeteHegseth
#PeteHegseth
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM