GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
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When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
The Pentagon needs to open an inquiry into Pete Hegseth. He’s turning the military into a gay porno joke.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Pentagon needs to open an inquiry into Pete Hegseth. He’s turning the military into a gay porno joke.
Everything that pisses this guy off. He’s trying to be George Carlin but without the George Carlin.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Everything that pisses this guy off. He’s trying to be George Carlin but without the George Carlin.
I wanna see his airport. That must be a hoot.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wanna see his airport. That must be a hoot.
Court martial Hegseth.
He’s clearly one fucked up dangerous maniac.
He’s clearly one fucked up dangerous maniac.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Court martial Hegseth.
He’s clearly one fucked up dangerous maniac.
He’s clearly one fucked up dangerous maniac.
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The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
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"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
(And your oath is to the constitution, not the president.)
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
(And your oath is to the constitution, not the president.)
Annnnnd Trump will say "FAKE POLLS!"
Even as MAGA goes broke this week, they'll buy it.
Even as MAGA goes broke this week, they'll buy it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Annnnnd Trump will say "FAKE POLLS!"
Even as MAGA goes broke this week, they'll buy it.
Even as MAGA goes broke this week, they'll buy it.
Let’s see if any of this sticks, or they get a threat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Let’s see if any of this sticks, or they get a threat.