chelsea 💕🏴☠️
@gentlebeard.bsky.social
howdy im chelsea (35) (@_gentlebeard on twt) no minors please 🔞 im prob gonna talk about my life, ofmd, sopranos, clt fc, SRK and politics a lot.
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happy to return to my job for a sec
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
happy to return to my job for a sec
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i did this :) on purpose
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i did this :) on purpose
im just trying so hard to keep my head above water and it feels like im failing no matter what i do
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
im just trying so hard to keep my head above water and it feels like im failing no matter what i do
group chat watched om shanti om again 😮💨
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
group chat watched om shanti om again 😮💨
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every time I watch this I gotta sit on my back porch like a cowboy and pretend to smoke 19 expired cigarettes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
every time I watch this I gotta sit on my back porch like a cowboy and pretend to smoke 19 expired cigarettes.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Comment on this post for a chance to win. We'll choose one person on Saturday November 22 at 10PM EST. (That's 3AM UTC).
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day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them.
anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.
anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them.
anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.
anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.
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con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
not to sound dramatic or anything but why can i not find cheese biscuits easily and readily in the city i live in that is in the same state as where i am from where there is an abundance there
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
not to sound dramatic or anything but why can i not find cheese biscuits easily and readily in the city i live in that is in the same state as where i am from where there is an abundance there
there are a shit ton of ice job opening in my city on indeed and think i read that they’ve confirmed they’re gonna send some of the troops from chicago here. i am deeply angry and afraid for my neighbors.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
there are a shit ton of ice job opening in my city on indeed and think i read that they’ve confirmed they’re gonna send some of the troops from chicago here. i am deeply angry and afraid for my neighbors.
loss and grief is so funny and truly nonlinear
like what do you mean im having a small emotional breakdown about my scottish grandfather whose been deceased for 20+ years because of dumb little moments on reality tv program uk celebrity traitors???
lmao gonna blame it on hormones
like what do you mean im having a small emotional breakdown about my scottish grandfather whose been deceased for 20+ years because of dumb little moments on reality tv program uk celebrity traitors???
lmao gonna blame it on hormones
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
loss and grief is so funny and truly nonlinear
like what do you mean im having a small emotional breakdown about my scottish grandfather whose been deceased for 20+ years because of dumb little moments on reality tv program uk celebrity traitors???
lmao gonna blame it on hormones
like what do you mean im having a small emotional breakdown about my scottish grandfather whose been deceased for 20+ years because of dumb little moments on reality tv program uk celebrity traitors???
lmao gonna blame it on hormones
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“Number 6 is a gentleman from Mauritania” - never thought I’d hear that on an American TV show❤️🙏🏾 Or poulet yassa🍗
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Number 6 is a gentleman from Mauritania” - never thought I’d hear that on an American TV show❤️🙏🏾 Or poulet yassa🍗
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
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did I mention they make funny meme?
and that I forgot their birthday.
although in many ways, is it not the lack of thought that counts? someone surely has said that.
will draw dumb sketch w/proof of donation. even bottom stede for the true degenerates. see how deep my love is. 😔🙂↕️🙂↔️
and that I forgot their birthday.
although in many ways, is it not the lack of thought that counts? someone surely has said that.
will draw dumb sketch w/proof of donation. even bottom stede for the true degenerates. see how deep my love is. 😔🙂↕️🙂↔️
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
did I mention they make funny meme?
and that I forgot their birthday.
although in many ways, is it not the lack of thought that counts? someone surely has said that.
will draw dumb sketch w/proof of donation. even bottom stede for the true degenerates. see how deep my love is. 😔🙂↕️🙂↔️
and that I forgot their birthday.
although in many ways, is it not the lack of thought that counts? someone surely has said that.
will draw dumb sketch w/proof of donation. even bottom stede for the true degenerates. see how deep my love is. 😔🙂↕️🙂↔️
pirate vico in the craig of the creek movie goes so hard can’t believe i forgot about this
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
pirate vico in the craig of the creek movie goes so hard can’t believe i forgot about this
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art hack: cover hands up with a bunny
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
art hack: cover hands up with a bunny
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"So, we're gonna have an extremely fun, memorable, deeply cool adventure!" 🧡🏴☠️
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"So, we're gonna have an extremely fun, memorable, deeply cool adventure!" 🧡🏴☠️
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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zohran mamdani said life is like a film, it always has a happy ending and if it's not happy then it's not yet the end.
(ok hit film om shanti om said this but i just know zohran’s seen it)
he also said the s in #srk stands for socialism. 😌🗣️
(ok hit film om shanti om said this but i just know zohran’s seen it)
he also said the s in #srk stands for socialism. 😌🗣️
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
zohran mamdani said life is like a film, it always has a happy ending and if it's not happy then it's not yet the end.
(ok hit film om shanti om said this but i just know zohran’s seen it)
he also said the s in #srk stands for socialism. 😌🗣️
(ok hit film om shanti om said this but i just know zohran’s seen it)
he also said the s in #srk stands for socialism. 😌🗣️
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Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
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like, no kings ya, but maybe one king, as a treat.
the things i would do verge into creative writing. make me want to become a cloistered monk illustrating perversion in the sacred, ancient tomes.
the things i would do verge into creative writing. make me want to become a cloistered monk illustrating perversion in the sacred, ancient tomes.
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
like, no kings ya, but maybe one king, as a treat.
the things i would do verge into creative writing. make me want to become a cloistered monk illustrating perversion in the sacred, ancient tomes.
the things i would do verge into creative writing. make me want to become a cloistered monk illustrating perversion in the sacred, ancient tomes.
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What did people do before SNAP?”
They died.
Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival.
They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore
The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.
They died.
Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival.
They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore
The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What did people do before SNAP?”
They died.
Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival.
They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore
The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.
They died.
Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival.
They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore
The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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you know not enough people utilize buttons being a bird guy. that guy's probably got at least 10 birds in his house/apartment, runs a bird sanctuary, and has endless bird facts to spout at you. he's also got a parrot that's older than time itself
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
you know not enough people utilize buttons being a bird guy. that guy's probably got at least 10 birds in his house/apartment, runs a bird sanctuary, and has endless bird facts to spout at you. he's also got a parrot that's older than time itself
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besides all that, all fans equal. running events is a complete ballache for many reasons and i’m just glad we’re getting fed in the year of our lord 2025.
Reposting this, as an open letter to anyone continuing to treat Siren Events (Amy) in bad faith. I've had enough of this nonsense.
Before you make accusations like this you should actually establish that you know what you're talking about. Because this is demonstrably untrue, as you'd know if you bothered to do even a smidgen of research.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
besides all that, all fans equal. running events is a complete ballache for many reasons and i’m just glad we’re getting fed in the year of our lord 2025.