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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 13h

This morning’s film…’Return of the Living Dead.’ Well and truly back into classic territory. Nothing not to love. Good old Muckman, the tragic torso and her post-death agonies, trap-laying zombies and the worst first day any job’s ever seen. Love every single second of this.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 18h

Last night’s film… esoteric lonely hearts, schnapps-addled wizard mutates forlorn hidden witch into cutest four-legged murderer around. Bloody sleighs, acute face acting, snow-covered merriment and wonderful photography of the heartsick doomed and the incredible landscape.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Last night’s film… ‘The Ambulance’, 1990. Once more into the Cohen-verse, gloriously tilted dialogue in non-stop sinister urban paranoia territory, James Earl Jones chewing gum with a dagger in his chest, Eric Roberts mullet jitterbug, Megan Gallagher holding it all together. Diabetics beware.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 2d

I’m very proud to be taking part in this panel at the upcoming World Fantasy Con in Brighton. I’ll also be reading live on the Friday evening. It’s a stacked weekend programme with some unreal guests, including Ramsey Campbell, Joe Hill and Suniti Namjoshi. A massive privilege to be part of this.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 2d

This morning’s film… Brilliant collision of ‘Elm Street’ and ‘Candyman’ with a Fritz Lang undead noir dream freak monster. Has the feel of a film which deserves to be bigger. Jittery somnolent fun, wonderfully shot, some fantastic moments, overall blast.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight’s film… less ‘Blade’ more silver spoon, the foppy horror show, stylised enough to be flash, restrained enough to be somewhat charming, with some deadpan hits and likeable supporting characters treading the gory boards. Not for me overall, but far from shite.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 3d

Last night’s film… game of two halves, started out as creepy question time in occult property, but dropped off like a guillotined bonce at the midpoint, becoming a meandering, tension-free scrape through pointless rooms and stabby jumps. The three leads were great throughout.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Last night’s film… “i’m runnin this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!” Powerhouse Joe Pilato nearly steals the show from Tom Savini’s uber-tier grue, but it’s Romero - as ever - who bosses the work with increasingly claustrophobic feels and bigger questions uttered through gory art. Never tires.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 5d

Five days barging with my loves. Fantastic trip, with head-whirring aqueduct crossings and tunnels within which to vanish. Lit by the Hunter’s super moon.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 6d

Last night’s watch… protagonist and antagonist splendour in coke-wild collision of sound image and lunacy, Chopper Hopper adds to the wonderful oddities, Tobe made a great flick here, taken too long for many to dig, Stretch for President.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 9d

Tonights film, ‘Scanners’, well into classic land, nefarious heads blown to smithereens, nihilistic dream logic in shopping mall psychic dystopia, Ironside of a thousand celluloid deaths, ‘Cronenberg’ is an anagram of ‘whatafuckinfilm.’

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 10d

Last night’s film: ‘The Old Dark House.’ They don’t come more classic than this; storm-driven strangers, the Femm’s like gin and spuds, social commentary by the fire, pud-faced Morgan’s got the horn, don’t let Saul out for fucks sake. As good as it gets. Lovely.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 11d

This morning’s watch: ‘V/H/S Halloween.’ Only actors who can hyperventilate need apply, all blender cam and CG-eye, loud gobs for shocks, schlock-bottom with copy and paste pensioner teens who are easy to hate, no stakes all sauce. Hypnotoad it ain’t.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 12d

Breakfast horror today: ‘Werewolf’s Shadow’ aka ‘The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman’. Naschy’s Daninsky in full-moon punch-up with soft-focussed fang maidens in euro-dubbed arid seventies fur sleaze. A blast.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 13d

Tonight’s film was ‘Frewaka.’ Tragic, eerie, beset with strikingly effective imagery and paced for kinetic nightmares, entire cast delivered the devil-horned goods, with special recognition for the wonderful Bríd Ní Neachtain. Piss under the door to keep them out.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 13d

Started the day with ‘Zombie Flesh Eaters.’ A favourite Fulci, unforgettably blessed with splinter-popped eyes, shark versus zombie slow-mo coral brawls, genuinely rotten undead wormy at the stroll and Fabio Frizzi’s sinister head-nodder. The balls.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 14d

Next up was ‘Halloween 4.’ Pure Haddonfield pulp, with carrier-bag-masked Myers wreaking stalky havoc on easily assembled boozer mobs and forty-something shampoo teens. Autumnal as it gets, with rusty leaves aplenty and some gnarly gore. Worth the 90 minutes, fun throughout.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 14d

The best month begins; 31 days of horror films. Started with ‘Return of The Living Dead Part 3’ this morning. Brekkie and immense prosthetic gore; doomed love via torn-out spines and exo-skeletal dosser zombies. Cracker.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 16d

Ronald Kray (24 October 1933 – 17 March 1995) and Reginald Kray (24 October 1933 – 1 October 2000) were English gangsters or organised crime figures and identical twinbrothers from Haggerston who were prominent from the late 1950s until their arrest in 1968.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 18d

I think everything in there predates the current nationalist malarkey.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 18d

20km return wander today for a single pint at Three Kings Inn, Church End. A curiously ancient boozer, nestled in a pocket of the past, merrily haunted by a century of clinks and pours.

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 19d

Lunch with Godzilla at the top of the town.

Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 20d

Bass in the snug
Books on the brain
Bats in the belfry

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Gareth Wood @garethwoodwrites.bsky.social · 20d

As am I! It’ll be my first.

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