loaf
@gamerloaf.bsky.social
gamer, loafer, lover. (not really lol just matched)
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Sitting on a faintly warm toilet seat is oddly akin to some sword in the stone type ‘it’s been sitting here all this time, just waiting for you’. Or maybe I’m just zooted. I dunno at this point y’know
April 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sitting on a faintly warm toilet seat is oddly akin to some sword in the stone type ‘it’s been sitting here all this time, just waiting for you’. Or maybe I’m just zooted. I dunno at this point y’know
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“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
I just realized I play an integral part of the average work conversation, like both of my coworkers said something mediocrely funny and they both looked to me. As if to expect something but I’ll be fr I was not paying attention I’m so sorry guys.
April 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just realized I play an integral part of the average work conversation, like both of my coworkers said something mediocrely funny and they both looked to me. As if to expect something but I’ll be fr I was not paying attention I’m so sorry guys.
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when the beatles said “HELP!” i felt that
April 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
when the beatles said “HELP!” i felt that
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#GVerse #Attention: In an unbelievable moment, John Sununu ended his own political career by suggesting that Americans will just "accept" moving the retirement age up in order to support tax cuts for the rich.
Make sure everyone sees this. >>>Repost<<<
Make sure everyone sees this. >>>Repost<<<
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
#GVerse #Attention: In an unbelievable moment, John Sununu ended his own political career by suggesting that Americans will just "accept" moving the retirement age up in order to support tax cuts for the rich.
Make sure everyone sees this. >>>Repost<<<
Make sure everyone sees this. >>>Repost<<<
There’s something about taking your lunch break slightly later than usual, idk I’m on top of the world rn
April 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There’s something about taking your lunch break slightly later than usual, idk I’m on top of the world rn
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🚨 Please report the game “No Mercy” on Steam. It’s essentially a SA simulator where players are encouraged to assault as many women as possible.
I wish I was making this up… 🫠
I wish I was making this up… 🫠
April 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
🚨 Please report the game “No Mercy” on Steam. It’s essentially a SA simulator where players are encouraged to assault as many women as possible.
I wish I was making this up… 🫠
I wish I was making this up… 🫠
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It’s a Jeff Buckley, I yearn for more than this, get me away from this town, type of day. :)
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s a Jeff Buckley, I yearn for more than this, get me away from this town, type of day. :)
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Just gonna leave this here…
April 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just gonna leave this here…
I enjoy how the south works all week, just to get mass tornado watches and warnings every weekend. (I’m from the south, I hate it here)
April 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I enjoy how the south works all week, just to get mass tornado watches and warnings every weekend. (I’m from the south, I hate it here)
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Watching the news lately, one gets the sense that world leaders and economists everywhere are staring at the unhinged figure leading the United States, quietly asking themselves how they’re supposed to manage four more years of this madness.
April 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watching the news lately, one gets the sense that world leaders and economists everywhere are staring at the unhinged figure leading the United States, quietly asking themselves how they’re supposed to manage four more years of this madness.
When I first met my step dad, he told me it was okay to say the n-word around him. Like I wasn’t planning on it, I’d rather be allowed to say ‘fuck’ and maybe even ‘darn’
What radicalized you?
I saw a Charlie Chaplin movie where the Tramp character was silly and kind to people 😭
I saw a Charlie Chaplin movie where the Tramp character was silly and kind to people 😭
April 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When I first met my step dad, he told me it was okay to say the n-word around him. Like I wasn’t planning on it, I’d rather be allowed to say ‘fuck’ and maybe even ‘darn’
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playing cooking mama to cope with my mommy issues. “even better than mama!”
April 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
playing cooking mama to cope with my mommy issues. “even better than mama!”
Damn man, that promo felt tense as hell to me. Especially with that last line from Charlotte, felt kind of desperate. But maybes that’s just me. 👀🤷🏻♂️
Tiffany Stratton says Charlotte Flair is 0-3 in marriages
April 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Damn man, that promo felt tense as hell to me. Especially with that last line from Charlotte, felt kind of desperate. But maybes that’s just me. 👀🤷🏻♂️
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
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🤔 lf you know, you know...
April 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🤔 lf you know, you know...
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
I’m ngl the Minecraft April fools update confuses me to hell and back, but I refuse to give up
April 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m ngl the Minecraft April fools update confuses me to hell and back, but I refuse to give up
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today appears to be christmas for 'guys who post charts and graphs i do not understand'
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
today appears to be christmas for 'guys who post charts and graphs i do not understand'