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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · Nov 17
Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 2h
Yeah that book really pisses me off. 5e for cozy Ghibli lol, why?

I really want a Mörk Borg zine inspired by Princess Mononoke. Still in the dying lands but with the different political powers are the ones behind the plot to kill the Forest Spirits.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 3h
Currently taking PayPal donations for 🌲 money. Any extra will be used to get my children candy that I will most likely mooch off of while stoned and working on my current projects (including that monster fucker Mörk Borg game)

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#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 1d
Can't wait for the Street Fighter movie to bomb in theatres.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 1d
This makes me want an indie game where you play as deathless minions working to give heroes experience in order to stop a world ending threat.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 1d
Mourning, fuck autocorrect and not having an edit button. It's 2025 ffs
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 1d
Seeing people on Threads and Facebook morning Itagaki with shit like "He gave us jiggle physics"

The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
Also what would a mold version of a Last of Us kinda clicker look like? That's what JK is gonna look like in a year or so.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
Remove the highlights from the screen, light absorbing mold, just three panels of all black besides the word bubble.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
Needs more black mold
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 5d
Happy Indigenous People's Day
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
To the fly that died in my coffee

I hope you burn for eternity
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
I'd think something like a modern version of Bleach Blade Battlers from the PS2 would go insanely hard
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
Just imagine

A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.

That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
itsdanphipps.bsky.social Dan Phipps @itsdanphipps.bsky.social · 5d
I feel like they could skip a lot of drama and go straight to making Tron soundtracks.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 5d
Bro, all your stuff goes so fucking hard
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 6d
I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.
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Paweł Kicman @pawelkicman.bsky.social · 9d
CORP BORG is a Deal of the Day on @drivethrurpg.com !
www.drivethrurpg.com/pl/product/4...
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Emiel Boven @emielboven.itch.io · 14d
Funded and heading towards the first stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 11d
Of all of the mainstream music to cling on to and become obsessed with, I'm pretty thankful my 4 year old has picked Twenty One Pilots.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 13d
What game should I do a "Game for Cheap" thread for like my MB, CB, and VG ones?

Land of Eem
Mausritter
Pirate Borg
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 13d
This fucks, this is why I want more Borgs from different cultures.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 16d
So for the NBs betting on frog or opossum, better luck next time, Sterling is bat.
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 16d
Teen Woll and Call of Daty
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 16d
I don't give a F U C K about the typo
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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 16d
Got it done it time for day 1
Licking the frog

#frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg
The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck. LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks Immediately gain d2 omens Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick) On a success(d4): 1. A random ability increases by d2 2. A negative ability mod is now positive 3. HP increases by d4 4. Double an ability mod of your choice On a Failure(d4): 1. A random ability decreases by d4 2. Become infected and take d2 damage 3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators 4. All ability values lowered by 2 Pass or Fail, The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16d
Don't worry about not fitting in, because fitting in isn't an important part of your life.
Be proud of being different♡
Your life is shining🌈
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