Stormcupine
@funnelvortex.bsky.social
29 | Cis - M | Furry | Artist | CS Student | Wisconsin
Creator of the arpines
Art and Lore Account: @funnelvortexarts.bsky.social
🔞Vore/NSFW AD : @funnelvoretex.bsky.social
My partner: @midgardianbunny.bsky.social
↙️↙️↙️ FUCK MAGA, FUCK RUSSIA, FUCK ICE
Creator of the arpines
Art and Lore Account: @funnelvortexarts.bsky.social
🔞Vore/NSFW AD : @funnelvoretex.bsky.social
My partner: @midgardianbunny.bsky.social
↙️↙️↙️ FUCK MAGA, FUCK RUSSIA, FUCK ICE
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It takes a special brand of hyperfixation (or desperation) to take something that was in a game for 2 seconds and somehow turn it into a 2 hour long video.
The hip new trend that Youtubers follow when they talk about a video game
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
It takes a special brand of hyperfixation (or desperation) to take something that was in a game for 2 seconds and somehow turn it into a 2 hour long video.
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what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
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A little art #tutorial
ALWAYS FLIP YOUR CANVAS
Your mins fills in certain details when you draw. Flipping the canvas can help spot inconsistencies.
It takes a while to get used to. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED if you spot mistakes! It's NATURAL.
ALWAYS FLIP YOUR CANVAS
Your mins fills in certain details when you draw. Flipping the canvas can help spot inconsistencies.
It takes a while to get used to. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED if you spot mistakes! It's NATURAL.
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A little art #tutorial
ALWAYS FLIP YOUR CANVAS
Your mins fills in certain details when you draw. Flipping the canvas can help spot inconsistencies.
It takes a while to get used to. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED if you spot mistakes! It's NATURAL.
ALWAYS FLIP YOUR CANVAS
Your mins fills in certain details when you draw. Flipping the canvas can help spot inconsistencies.
It takes a while to get used to. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED if you spot mistakes! It's NATURAL.
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Dear little fox, why are you so cat?
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Dear little fox, why are you so cat?
Man billionaires have all the money in the world yet they're too cheap to pay more than 7 people to show up.
SMH
SMH
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Man billionaires have all the money in the world yet they're too cheap to pay more than 7 people to show up.
SMH
SMH
"Okay"
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Okay"
I would, for one, love to see a national strategy video game implement random bullshittery and in-depth politics rather than just falling back on the "hahah pop growth and resource output go brrrrr" meta.
I mean I love Paradox games, but sometimes they lend to the "if Hitlerwouldvejust"-ism.
I mean I love Paradox games, but sometimes they lend to the "if Hitlerwouldvejust"-ism.
Get in kids, it’s hot take Thursday. My latest⬇️
There is No Such Thing as Grand Strategy
The Continued Influence of a Bad Genre
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I would, for one, love to see a national strategy video game implement random bullshittery and in-depth politics rather than just falling back on the "hahah pop growth and resource output go brrrrr" meta.
I mean I love Paradox games, but sometimes they lend to the "if Hitlerwouldvejust"-ism.
I mean I love Paradox games, but sometimes they lend to the "if Hitlerwouldvejust"-ism.
I think one of my instructors is using ChatGPT to write course and assignment instructions 💀
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I think one of my instructors is using ChatGPT to write course and assignment instructions 💀
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Oh SHIT?! 😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Oh SHIT?! 😭😭
Why you should NOT light dumpster fires at a protest:
-They emit fumes that harm your fellow protestors.
-They can spread.
-They act as a beacon alerting unwanted parties to your location.
-There are better ways of creating a barricade.
Safety and practicality is more important than aesthetics.
-They emit fumes that harm your fellow protestors.
-They can spread.
-They act as a beacon alerting unwanted parties to your location.
-There are better ways of creating a barricade.
Safety and practicality is more important than aesthetics.
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Why you should NOT light dumpster fires at a protest:
-They emit fumes that harm your fellow protestors.
-They can spread.
-They act as a beacon alerting unwanted parties to your location.
-There are better ways of creating a barricade.
Safety and practicality is more important than aesthetics.
-They emit fumes that harm your fellow protestors.
-They can spread.
-They act as a beacon alerting unwanted parties to your location.
-There are better ways of creating a barricade.
Safety and practicality is more important than aesthetics.
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Evolution of Tinian
2010 vs 2025
2010 vs 2025
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Evolution of Tinian
2010 vs 2025
2010 vs 2025
I am still waiting for the sketch I commissioned an artist for last February 🫠
And every time I've noted them they've gone "oopsie daisy me fowgot uwu"
And Ive been through this process several times with them
They also keep taking comms in the meantime and conveniently lost the money for refunds
And every time I've noted them they've gone "oopsie daisy me fowgot uwu"
And Ive been through this process several times with them
They also keep taking comms in the meantime and conveniently lost the money for refunds
Fellow artists, who take commissions.
Making a client wait for years for a commission should NOT happen and is unacceptable.
At least without communicating with the client in any way.
Making a client wait for years for a commission should NOT happen and is unacceptable.
At least without communicating with the client in any way.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I am still waiting for the sketch I commissioned an artist for last February 🫠
And every time I've noted them they've gone "oopsie daisy me fowgot uwu"
And Ive been through this process several times with them
They also keep taking comms in the meantime and conveniently lost the money for refunds
And every time I've noted them they've gone "oopsie daisy me fowgot uwu"
And Ive been through this process several times with them
They also keep taking comms in the meantime and conveniently lost the money for refunds
Hey @midgardianbunny.bsky.social. As a woman, do you really say "Period sis!" when addressing your bestie?
And does your other bestie end personal sentences with "slay queen!" in a way that leads into discussion about the "woke media"?
And does your other bestie end personal sentences with "slay queen!" in a way that leads into discussion about the "woke media"?
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hey @midgardianbunny.bsky.social. As a woman, do you really say "Period sis!" when addressing your bestie?
And does your other bestie end personal sentences with "slay queen!" in a way that leads into discussion about the "woke media"?
And does your other bestie end personal sentences with "slay queen!" in a way that leads into discussion about the "woke media"?
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first comm of the year
a color commission for the @midgardianbunny.bsky.social !!
a color commission for the @midgardianbunny.bsky.social !!
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
first comm of the year
a color commission for the @midgardianbunny.bsky.social !!
a color commission for the @midgardianbunny.bsky.social !!
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You expect me to believe this is the same man less than 7 years apart?
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You expect me to believe this is the same man less than 7 years apart?
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
My personal radical position is that Republican leaders need to be tried in court and the GOP needs to be legally disbanded and members who oppose to be barred from running for office ever again.
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My personal radical position is that Republican leaders need to be tried in court and the GOP needs to be legally disbanded and members who oppose to be barred from running for office ever again.
100% this.
In my local theater I saw the auditorium mysteriously booked out at non-peak hours days in advance.
That never happens. Even with hot hyped releases like Zootopia 2 (which is still playing in theater and rolling strong numbers over the chud film btw) and Wicked For Good.
Mighty sus.
In my local theater I saw the auditorium mysteriously booked out at non-peak hours days in advance.
That never happens. Even with hot hyped releases like Zootopia 2 (which is still playing in theater and rolling strong numbers over the chud film btw) and Wicked For Good.
Mighty sus.
I'm just gonna assume that some right-wing foundation bought a lot of these tickets and the seats went unfilled. It's how right-wing books get on the best seller lists.
Melania, a documentary about the first lady and the days leading up to her husband’s second inauguration, took in a stronger-than-expected $7 million at US and Canadian theaters in its opening weekend, according to Comscore
February 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
100% this.
In my local theater I saw the auditorium mysteriously booked out at non-peak hours days in advance.
That never happens. Even with hot hyped releases like Zootopia 2 (which is still playing in theater and rolling strong numbers over the chud film btw) and Wicked For Good.
Mighty sus.
In my local theater I saw the auditorium mysteriously booked out at non-peak hours days in advance.
That never happens. Even with hot hyped releases like Zootopia 2 (which is still playing in theater and rolling strong numbers over the chud film btw) and Wicked For Good.
Mighty sus.
This weird pro-bullying thing really feels like the pro-spanking argument but "woke".
Can we, as a species, please STOP pretending that abusing someone throughout their childhood will make them become a well-functioning adult??
Can we, as a species, please STOP pretending that abusing someone throughout their childhood will make them become a well-functioning adult??
I don’t understand where this movement to make bullying ‘woke’ came from. Like, the whole ‘nerds are the REAL bullies’ thing. Most bullies absolutely tend to be racist, bigoted, conservative assholes. They’re not the woke avenger lmao.
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This weird pro-bullying thing really feels like the pro-spanking argument but "woke".
Can we, as a species, please STOP pretending that abusing someone throughout their childhood will make them become a well-functioning adult??
Can we, as a species, please STOP pretending that abusing someone throughout their childhood will make them become a well-functioning adult??
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I don’t understand where this movement to make bullying ‘woke’ came from. Like, the whole ‘nerds are the REAL bullies’ thing. Most bullies absolutely tend to be racist, bigoted, conservative assholes. They’re not the woke avenger lmao.
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don’t understand where this movement to make bullying ‘woke’ came from. Like, the whole ‘nerds are the REAL bullies’ thing. Most bullies absolutely tend to be racist, bigoted, conservative assholes. They’re not the woke avenger lmao.
Of course.
At this rate we're gonna find out every single western right wing dipshit was tied to Epstein somehow.
At this rate we're gonna find out every single western right wing dipshit was tied to Epstein somehow.
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Of course.
At this rate we're gonna find out every single western right wing dipshit was tied to Epstein somehow.
At this rate we're gonna find out every single western right wing dipshit was tied to Epstein somehow.
What the fuck? This is actually real?
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
What the fuck? This is actually real?
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How I feel getting online recently
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
How I feel getting online recently