Author | Lightnews

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry. Just a dumb joke.

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 1d

Don't sell yourself shot. Maybe it's actually shit that feels like you.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 1d

I guess maybe he could claim he was so embarrassed by it that he didn't want a tattoo artist or tattoo remover to see it so he didn't fix it. Like keeping it so as not to draw attention to his having gotten it, then having it exposed anyway. Still seems a bit of a stretch.

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, it only makes sense if he was like an avoidant personality type. Get the tattoo, find out it it means something horrid, then spend the rest of the time just ignoring it rather than fix the problem. Just stunned into inaction by the deep embarrassment of it, but that doesn't seem to be him.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 5d

Who's your favorite Jedi?(Wrong answers only)

Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant from the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? weilding the singing sword. A cartoon weapon that croons Frank Sinatra songs.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 9d

Rest in Peace.

Comic Book Club @comicbookclub.bsky.social · 9d

Drew Struzan, iconic poster artist of Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, and Star Wars, among others, has died at age 78.

Drew Struzan, Iconic Poster Artist Of Star Wars And Indiana Jones, Dead At Age 78

Drew Struzan, iconic poster artist of Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, and Star Wars, among others, has died at age 78.

comicbookclublive.com

3

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 9d

A few friends of mine and I would refer to this as the "It's On" moment. Logan got one of the best "It's On" Moments in comics and it has made all the difference. All characters should find their moment.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 9d

If they thought they were going to get a more conservative readership then they forgot one simple irrefutable fact. Conservatives can't read.

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 10d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

2

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 9d

All of this is just objectively right. No hot take detected.

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 10d

You have a happy birthday, for we are all happy you were born. You might as well fit in.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 14d

I miss REAL jouralists

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane from Superman the Movie, specifically the iconic balcony scene when her and Superman flirted more powerfully than a locomotive.

1 8

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 14d

That's generous, giving them a couple weeks.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

Happy Aging Day!

2

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

Provided humanity survives it will get written, but it won't be written by Americans.

1 1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

Qapla!

1 3

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

What is a taco ball? Is this the future of taco consumption?

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

5

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

Someone already did Pilot, so I'm going with Rygel the XVI, Dominar to over 600 billion subjects, deposed ruler of the Hynerian Empire

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a pink sweater on

Alt: Rygel the XVI, Dominar to over 600 billion subjects, deposed ruler of the Hynerian Empire from the show Farscape. He looks a bit like a toad around the mouth, with large eyebrows and tiny nose pulled all the way up between his eyes. He has bushy mustach like whiskers across his cheeks. He is winking at you.

media.tenor.com

3

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 15d

Beat me to it. Well done.

2

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 16d

Well, I guess ballooning debt is a form of endless growth.

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 16d

Like my grandpa used to say about my grandma, she kept him warm in the winter and gave him shade in the summer.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 16d

Heating Pad is a terrible pet name for a lover.

1 1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 16d

To each their own. I just can't stand seafood on anything, or on its own.

1

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 16d

Yay! And thank god for your taste in comics, because your taste in pizza is distressing. Anyway, enjoy the countdown to aging day.

1 2

Pym Balsamo @pymbalsamo.bsky.social · 17d

I take some small confort in this on the grounds that these men are not brave. They wouldn't be voicing their new found discomfort in even the weakest of terms if they didn't feel the groundswell of their audiences and the general population turning against the fascists.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 17d

“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

1 4 5