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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1h

Sounds like something a fox would say.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 2h

youtu.be/dUcIzgeh-So?...

Quick Change Crying.wmv

YouTube video by badjackcutter

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 13h

Have you heard about OpenBSD? 🤔😇

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

I really didn’t intend for search a perfect pattern of cheese.

Chicken casserole with cross bright yellow cheddar in a dish of white pepper jack

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

🤔😬😶
TikTok ad for dating people from a single country, being advertised by someone who is definitely not from that country is a very specific vibe.
🙄😬🙄

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

As a Quality Engineer, nothing has been a more fruitful source of easy to file bugs, than searching developer source code for phrases like #ToDo or #FixMe

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

That’s a lot of words.

Oz: The Complete Collection
Audiobook • 64h 23m
Fantasy • Classics • Fiction

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

All 14 Oz books , for just a dollar?

www.audible.com/pd/B0CJFNKFH...

Oz: The Complete Collection

Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Here you will find the complete OZ Collection: 1. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Starts at Chapter 1 2. The Marvelous Land of Oz Starts at Chapter 25 3. Ozma of...

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 16h

Something for everyone

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h

<checks Wikipedia entry for Dokken> Glam metal? 🤔😂

I feel like my high school roommate at the juvenile detention facility would have kicked your ass for saying that…if he could have heard what was said over his tinnitus.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 18h

Adequately explaining how unnerving it is to have to start 12 different conversations at work, each with about 5-10 people in each of them, all at the same time, would be impossible without internal context, I suspect.

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 20h

Dokken, Def Leopard, and Metallica mostly, but there are smaller regional bands too.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 20h

“Functional substitutes” 🤔
They’re talking about cocaine, aren’t they?

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 21h

Don't be a dick
To the man who picks up your trash
Don't be a dick
to the man who picks up your trash
He's doing a worthy service
For not as much as he deserves
so
Don't be a dick
To the man who picks up your trash....

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Need to find or make something that can crush cat food cans. Soda can crushers don’t work. The short height makes them much tougher.

Overflowing bin full of empty cat food cans.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect for sitting in the pants chair.

i.pinimg.com/736x/6d/68/6...

Chair made from five pairs of jeans connected like a starfish

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Oreo is hungry

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Looking at selfies just two years ago, and realizing how much weight I lost.

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite shirts just says

Pants.

It confuses people immensely.

black shirt with the word Pants written in white.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

When I got the heat pump installed, it came with a modern programmable thermostat.
One of the quirks is how schedules work. If I say 8am-8pm the temp should be 70, and 8pm -8am at 65, about a half hour before 8am, it will start heating the house so it is at temp by the time scheduled.

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere in the last 10 years, my body picked up a new quirk where, after I first get up in the morning, but only while I’m using the bathroom, my nose starts a constant flow of clear snot.

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Because of frequent moves, I ended up being assigned to read 1984, 3 times in high school.
I kept moving from the school that was reading Mockingbird next year, to the school that read it last year.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

I once came across a website where a guy had rewritten all of the Tom Swift Jr books, replacing the more problematic bits, and inserting himself as Tom’s one ethnic friend.

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d

Honey controls the chair

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