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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 20h

Haha JFC Deadspin

Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an NFL player play as long in the league as he has and look as confused by what’s in front of him as Justin Fields.

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 1d

The size of the statue Pat Murphy would get in Milwaukee if he won a World Series would make Kim Jung Il fussy.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 1d

I’m delighted to be wrong about putting Misiorowski anywhere near a high-intensity situation in this game. He was pretty damn stellar tonight.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I wonder why I even like sports, when all they do is make me sad.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 7d

The best advice ever, aside from maybe “shutting the fuck up is free.”

Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 8d

The Chorizo won today’s sausage race. Fuck ICE.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 10d

Sometimes, just sometimes, I think we could be ok.

Queer Satanic @queersatanic.bsky.social · 11d

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 16d

Ok, anyone who knows shit about shit knows that this is a REALLY BOLD STATEMENT.

I’m in.

RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 16d

Joe Estevez. Robert Z'Dar. The director of Rollergator. 64 minutes. Brace yourselves: it's Guns of El Chupacabra, the worst thing we've ever done. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 16d

Zach Woods seems like a great dude.

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17d

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

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Playoffs Eschewer @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 16d

you know if someone killed my dad and then sponsored a comedy festival I would not perform at that comedy festival. but i guess that’s why Pete Davidson’s famous and I ain’t

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16d

🎯

Marc Maron slams the Riyadh Comedy Festival as Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson and more are set to perform at the Saudi Arabia event.

“I mean, how do you even promote that? ‘From the folks that brought you 9/11. Two weeks of laughter in the desert, don’t miss it!’ I mean, the same guy that’s gonna pay them is the same guy that paid that guy to bone-saw Jamal Khashoggi and put him in a fucking suitcase. But don’t let that stop the yucks, it’s gonna be a good time!”

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 16d

I could never be vegan, simply because I once watched a story on the different types of veganism on MTV’s The Week in Rock in like 1997 and JFC that woman was so annoying and I’ve held a grudge about it ever since.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 18d

Sometimes my job can be a real slog, but then I get to say things like “ok and just to confirm, the WiFi password you’re entering is…$jizzlips69?”

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 22d

This morning I came across this listing on Facebook Marketplace and it’s been dominating my thoughts ever since.

Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 22d

Luke Fickell is the Don Morton of Gary Andersens.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 23d

The Cardinals City Connect hats looks like they’re in a video game where they couldn’t get the MLB license.

Next up, Bobson Dugnutt

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · 26d

Crucial cat updates! The kitty formerly known as Cake/now named Mrs. Patchpockets (in honor of our favorite @rifftrax.com holiday tradition) is being so brave! She came out from hiding for a small time last night, and flopped around for many belly rubs and headbutts. The kid’s gonna be alright.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27d

ezra klein recorded his podcast with ben shapiro *before* charlie kirk was killed which somehow makes it worse because he wasn’t just trying to cynically capitalize on a moment but genuinely wanted to chit chat with a horrible person.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · Sep 12

Andrew Whitworth looks like David Cross on a creatine binge.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · Sep 11

I’m very venty today, but I am just so goddamn tired of all of this.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · Sep 11

You know what’s also a valid thing? Echo chambers. And bubbles. Some people have no interest in being confronted with someone’s projections. There is nothing wrong with wanting to build a world outside of the hellscape that is happening right now.

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · Sep 11

Oh cool. I’ve been hoping that all media and art would be controlled by one parent company, especially one in bed with a corrupt President. We’re almost there, guys!

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Joy! 🏳️‍⚧️ @frigidstars.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just quit being arrogant, judgmental twats about fucking EVERYTHING.

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