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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

You nursed it for four days?!? Isn't your nipple soggy?

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

<INSERT FIENDISH LAUGH HERE>

Who's the drama llama now, hmm?

Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

What a wuss puss.

PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 8h

Tough guy Miller, who loves to threaten...checks notes...EVERYONE, is running away from...CHALK.

www.rawstory.com/stephen-mill...

Stephen Miller selling home after fleeing amid peaceful chalk messages on sidewalk

White House deputy chief of staff Stephen and his podcaster wife, Katie Miller, have fled their Arlington home after peaceful chalk messages were left on the sidewalk.According to ARLnow, the Millers ...

www.rawstory.com

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 4h

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like his lying whine
I do not like his jelly spine
I do not like him, not one bit
A craven, phony hypocrite

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

So you're not going to fight my stance that crunchy peanut butter and grape jam on wheat bread at a 70% PB to 30% jam ratio is the perfect sandwich?
🫂🫂❤️❤️

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 5h

Gov. Pritzker: "Anyone who is protesting and not doing so peacefully or is committing a crime when doing so should be held accountable for their actions...We have so many peaceful protesters, and you're going to see it on Saturday."

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3h

Newsom: This president appears unhinged… seems listless… he seems, dare I say, in decline—cognitively, and… physically. These are just the rantings of someone who needs an intervention, needs some help, needs to be stabilized.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 12h

Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, and also you've been found guilty of premeditated murder by a jury of your peers, and I hereby sentence you to life in prison without parole.

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

Fuck.
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 3h

Mass shooting:
3 dead including a child and 1 injured in shooting in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Deceased identified 31 year old Sidney J. Kine,26 year old Dorothy Kine, and 6 year old Ian Rodry.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 7h

A story in three parts

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 2h

"En masse."

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 8h

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

Post from WH about Chicago "in chaos," showing scene from another state.

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

David Lee Roth, feeding pigs on his farm:

"Hummala baybala seebala boobala hummala baybala seebala SLOP!"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4h

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

Ya know I'm just going to keep doing this David Lee Roth shit 1) because I'm enjoying myself immensely; 2) until all y'all start pitching in; 3) until @jcsalterego.bsky.social adds one in so I feel seen; or 4) until I run out of words that rhyme, right?

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

David Lee Roth, asking for the top hat he needs to shoot his video:

"Hummala baybala seebala boobala hummala baybala seebala PROP!"

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

It's a bookstore or a public library for me. Works every time.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 4h

“You shall be judged by the company you keep.”

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

David Lee Roth, unhappy with the quality of his meal:

"Hummala baybala seebala boobala hummala baybala seebala SLOP!"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h

Did President Putin say anything about *your* involvement with children, dear?

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, you just KNOW ol' Clarence "There's a pubic hair on that can of Coke" Thomas is on that list.

Tapp @freereggiet.blacksky.app · 11h

So are a couple of those justices in the Epstein files?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h

"If you're not gonna give me that f--king Peace Prize, I'm just gonna start some wars!!!"

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Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

My whole world has been turning upside down ever since ol' Margie seems to get it now, and has been posting (somewhat) rational things that I agree with. It's like Bizarro world in the Superman comics where everything is opposite.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6h

Definitely not America First.

Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

My whole world has been turning upside down ever since ol' Margie seems to get it now, and has been posting (somewhat) rational things that I agree with. It's like Bizarro world in the Superman comics where everything is opposite.

Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social · 3h

Someone fixed the picture up the correct way:

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