Dome Dogs 132 days to OD
@foreverdickiethon.bsky.social
One-man campaign to name tropical systems after just, you know, numbers. As an ethical stance.
ha ha I mean what a loser right couldn’t be your boy ha ha nope
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ha ha I mean what a loser right couldn’t be your boy ha ha nope
My entire memory of the 80s is awful shiny ties, Cyndi Lauper, and TV dinners.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My entire memory of the 80s is awful shiny ties, Cyndi Lauper, and TV dinners.
I have a buddy whose literal name is Teddy Crack and I’m gonna show him this and say it should be his formal name for use when he wears a tuxedo.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I have a buddy whose literal name is Teddy Crack and I’m gonna show him this and say it should be his formal name for use when he wears a tuxedo.
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The Yankees fought to keep the 2017 MLB letter on sign stealing secret, fearing reputation. The letter revealed they were fined $100M for improper use of the replay room phone to relay signs in 2015-16, not for actual sign stealing, which became illegal only after MLB’s rule change in September 2017
Don't forget Judge should have also won in 2017, when he was second to Jose Altuve of the cheatin' Astros in spite of Judge's far superior stats.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Yankees fought to keep the 2017 MLB letter on sign stealing secret, fearing reputation. The letter revealed they were fined $100M for improper use of the replay room phone to relay signs in 2015-16, not for actual sign stealing, which became illegal only after MLB’s rule change in September 2017
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
DOME DOGS DOES NOT PUFF PUFF PUFF PASS.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
DOME DOGS DOES NOT PUFF PUFF PUFF PASS.
BREAKING: Epstein files will disappear on Wednesday at 3 pm ET.
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BREAKING: Epstein files will disappear on Wednesday at 3 pm ET.
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Actually, Astros confessing under immunity was done to protect league-wide cheating, in a domino effect of players outing other players. You may call it getting a slap on the wrist, but it saved your favorite teams.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Actually, Astros confessing under immunity was done to protect league-wide cheating, in a domino effect of players outing other players. You may call it getting a slap on the wrist, but it saved your favorite teams.
Lord, never let me win like a Democrat.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lord, never let me win like a Democrat.
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we all know what needs to happen for any of them to care we just can't say it without getting banned from this website.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we all know what needs to happen for any of them to care we just can't say it without getting banned from this website.
The crash out over Schumer is real af
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The crash out over Schumer is real af
Don’t worry #Astros fans, I’m spending the next 130 or so days reading Shakespeare and watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and eating nail and Tabasco kolaches. I’ll be fully prepared to devastate opposing fanbases.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Don’t worry #Astros fans, I’m spending the next 130 or so days reading Shakespeare and watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and eating nail and Tabasco kolaches. I’ll be fully prepared to devastate opposing fanbases.
I say “pick it up” to my two kids so often these days I feel like I’m in a ska band.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I say “pick it up” to my two kids so often these days I feel like I’m in a ska band.
My 7 yo wants to know if bathtubs existed when I was a kid. I reminded him that I’ll be the one picking his community college.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My 7 yo wants to know if bathtubs existed when I was a kid. I reminded him that I’ll be the one picking his community college.
Why do 7 year olds put rocks in their pockets? I could fight the battle of Jericho with what I pull out of the hamper on a weekly basis.
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why do 7 year olds put rocks in their pockets? I could fight the battle of Jericho with what I pull out of the hamper on a weekly basis.
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i guess i need to stop calling genAI the revenge porn plagiarism machine as that ignores its impressive contributions in the field of suicide inducement
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i guess i need to stop calling genAI the revenge porn plagiarism machine as that ignores its impressive contributions in the field of suicide inducement
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
The moon is really fucked up right now.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The moon is really fucked up right now.
Sandwich Guy never buys another beer, tell me I’m wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sandwich Guy never buys another beer, tell me I’m wrong.
Boss: “You’ve been kicking ass since the #Astros stopped playing. I wonder what that’s all about.”
Me:
Me:
kanye west is smiling while sitting on a white couch .
ALT: kanye west is smiling while sitting on a white couch .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Boss: “You’ve been kicking ass since the #Astros stopped playing. I wonder what that’s all about.”
Me:
Me:
How did a failson who goofed his way onto City Council, missed 80% of his votes, and has exactly one real world job on his resume become mayor of the biggest city in the country?
Aloof wife.
Aloof wife.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How did a failson who goofed his way onto City Council, missed 80% of his votes, and has exactly one real world job on his resume become mayor of the biggest city in the country?
Aloof wife.
Aloof wife.
Why are the #Astros catching strays in an article about Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens?
Can we all finally please just acknowledge that the 2017 cheating was NOT effective at all?
Can we all finally please just acknowledge that the 2017 cheating was NOT effective at all?
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Why are the #Astros catching strays in an article about Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens?
Can we all finally please just acknowledge that the 2017 cheating was NOT effective at all?
Can we all finally please just acknowledge that the 2017 cheating was NOT effective at all?
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You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢
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“aloof” and she’s just a brunette 😭
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“aloof” and she’s just a brunette 😭