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@fonzmulder.bsky.social
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libraries, but for everything. luddite flubhead. moby-dick evangelist. he/him 🏴🚩🤘
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fonzmulder.bsky.social
why would a word prediction machine understand a pun? or any type of joke at all?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Can’t tech a joke: AI does not understand puns, study finds
Researchers say results underline large language models’ poor grasp of humour, empathy and cultural nuance
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
put your hands together for... The Schlurfs!
workingclasshistory.com Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 20h
#OtD 25 Nov 1941 three Schlurfs were arrested by Gestapo in Austria for destroying a Hitler Youth noticeboard. Schlurfs were working-class youth who rejected Nazism, militarism and the work ethic, and listened to jazz music. More on WWII anti-Nazi youth: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/72-e...
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
goddamn toon should be up 3-0 by now
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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samghoward.riliberator.com
“kid gambling” — do these people listen to themselves?
uncivil.work civ-il disorder 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ @uncivil.work · 4d
me: oh god it can't get worse can it
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
Roose: Would you ever put a prediction market inside Roblox — like, let kids bet with their Robux and say, “I bet he’s gonna steal a Tung Tung Tung Sahur?” Newton: Or, “I bet he’s not gonna Dress to Impress.” Baszucki: We would — I think we would have to do that — once again, I’ll share some of the complexity. Every single country in the world has different legislation around loot boxes and kid gambling. And so we would have to be — it sounds very fun and obvious. Like, I love that — Roose: Oh, to be clear, I think this is a horrible idea. Newton and Baszucki: (laughter) Roose: I was just interested if you were thinking about it. Baszucki: Well, I actually think it’s a brilliant idea if it can be done in an educational way that’s legal. And so, imagine no free Robux, no free prizes, just a game called the Dress to Impress Predictor, where it’s not like trying to get kids’ money or anything like that. I would be a big fan of it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
my cat
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
*paul simon voice* grace meng, grace meng, grace meng / primarying grace meng
queenseagle.com/all/2025/11/...
Queens government worker to challenge Meng — Queens Daily Eagle
A former diplomat and city government worker from Queens launched a bid to unseat Rep. Grace Meng from Congress, marking only the second time Meng has had a primary challenger in the past decade.
queenseagle.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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gregk.co.uk
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide. And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide", ", and they're getting everyone else ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
ppl keep saying "don't invite untrusted ppl to signal chats" which is true but in 2021 it turned out a trusted guy in nyc was a fed informant and a slew of signal chats got blown up
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
isn't this basically what's happened to Francesca Albanese as well?
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
the Jeopardy theme is just the instrumental bridge of "i'm a little teapot"
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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taliajane.bsky.social
Confirmed ICE activity at World Marina Banquet Hall lot in Corona, Queens (4:17pm).

A call is circulating for bikes, drivers for rapid response, with a belief that it is a staging area ahead of kidnappings.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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alexhanna.bsky.social
Want to do a whole video series about what corporate leaders say about layoffs, how to read between the lines, and how the layoffs are _not_ about AI, but about cutting headcount to meet investor expectations.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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booksofm.com
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
lol a post explaining CTE sandwiched between two joke posts about fetterman's book
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
doing some important music theory research www.smt-v.org/archives/vol...
Volume 10 (2024)
SMT-V: The Video Journal of the Society for Music Theory
www.smt-v.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
a beautiful story where the villain is a total psycho and even "sympathetic" figures are kinda dumb idiots www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/20/g...
The ‘Godmother’ of Weed vs Her Uncle, the DEA Agent
Cannabis officials courted a rising pot star to join New York’s legal market. Then a stunning police raid upended everything and shattered her family.
www.thecity.nyc
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
sounds like this may have been the most beautiful match of the beautiful game ever played www.theguardian.com/football/202...
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
"everyone is 12" theory holding strong
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 8d
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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ipsc.bsky.social
Beautiful! Euskadi, the Basque Country hosted the Palestinian national men's team in San Mamés Stadium Bilbao yesterday. #SolidarityIsAVerb #FreePalestine
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
looks like your favorite team is playing today
online score for Deportivo Madryn v. Deportivo Moron
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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hannibalbrigade.biz
Not has Israel murdered hundreds of Palestinian footballers in Gaza, but now their own players are getting arrested for gang-raping a tourist.

And they’re still allowed to compete in the World Cup.
Quds News tweet: Two active Israeli football players and a former player were arrested following reports of their involvement in the rape of a 29-year-old American tourist during her visit to the occupied Palestinian territories, according to Israeli reports.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
i'll have some
dropsitenews.com Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 12d
Video: Ben Cohen via X (@YoBenCohen)
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
[hand to earpiece] i'm getting word that all these wealthy pedophiles learned to read by three cueing
fonzmulder.bsky.social i want to behave 🍏🥕🍎🥦 @fonzmulder.bsky.social · 13d
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
fonzmulder.bsky.social
something i never see discussed as to why authorities don't want free public transit is that rider payment systems double as surveillance tools and they don't want that to disappear
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM