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the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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When our son was 10 he would ask questions about whatever narrative we were consuming together and it took one talk like "those questions you're always asking are called the story and if you're patient you'll find that they get answered eventually" and a lot of the internet needs that refresher.
"WHY'S SHE DOING THAT?? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT, I'M BORED" well the cool thing about following a narrative is that eventually if you keep watching or reading or listening, magical bits of information are doled out
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This is Mandy. She has been told she has certain noodle-like qualities. Takes it as a compliment though, because everyone loves noodles. 13/10 (IG: spacecitysighthounds)
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm already just intrinsically giving more value to anything dated before late 2022 or so. At some point the AI slop assholes are going to be pissed by that and start artificially backdating their slop to make it seem more legitimate. I can feel it coming in my bones.
One of the big tidal forces of the coming years is that the baseline reliability of things you see on a screen is going to decline.

I think this has not been adequately metabolized.

This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.

When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
A tech critic’s guide to holiday gift-giving
Maybe your grandma doesn’t need that Alexa smart speaker
disconnect.blog
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Woz consistently strikes me as one of the best people to ever come along in the early era of computers. I'm sure there's some skeleton in his closet but over and over again he just seems like he's one of the most decent and accomplished people to come out of tech from the '80s and '90s.
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just in time for the weekend- my rendition of Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot!

I have loved this since high school and knew if I was teaching a solar system class I had to do it. Not gonna lie, if this is the ONE thing my students remember from my class years later I'm happy 🔭🧪🎢

youtu.be/HKqYi3Syzeg
Voyager I and the Pale Blue Dot
YouTube video by Astronomer here!
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Using Jmail, you can read thousands of Jeffrey Epstein's emails in a familiar format. Use the star function to highlight notable finds.
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Pranksters Recreated a Working Version of Jeffrey Epstein’s Gmail Inbox
Using Jmail, you can read thousands of Jeffrey Epstein's emails in a familiar format. Use the star function to highlight notable finds.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Saddest thought of the day: I genuinely can't tell if Trump turned up the crazy dictator knob today because he's feeling cornered or if it's a planned misdirection from Bondi trying to shove 24 TB of Epstein files data into a box with "ongoing investigation" frantically scrawled on it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.

Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is wild if true. I had thought the GJ returned indictments on counts 2 and 3 but as I read it, it sounds like the original paperwork did not in fact do that.
2. After deliberations, the grand jury foreperson informed the EDVA grand jury coordinator that there were not enough votes to indict on Count 1 of the three-count indictment.

However, the entire document was then marked as though the grand jury had declined to return an indictment on all counts.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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It’s worse than that. Count two was dependent on the no longer charged count one. They are in deep doggy doo.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM