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4th meal in a row of soup
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
idk who needs to hear this… but everyone just wants normal seltzer flavors
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
bro is a vibe
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
new apartment is really coming tg 🫶🏻
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
the R at jay street winning scariest platform for the 40th year in a row congratulations R at jay street!!!
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i have such a gauche thought to share
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
movie ratings ranked:

4 stars
5 stars
3.5 stars with a heart
4.5 stars
below
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Because apparently I am more of a Letterboxd purist than a Muppet Show booster, I refuse to log the new special. But if you count it and are curious about my #LastFourWatched, rest assured I have seen it six times.
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
tried posting something and had a typo in it and had to delete it twice NEVERMIND
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
scrolling a guy’s media tab and he’s got like one thirst reply meme.. let’s switch it up a bit
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
love when a group is like

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February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
new muppet show was so good let’s all watch it so they make more of them WAITTTT
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
when i restructure the world gabe liedman will be the most powerful man in hollywood
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
meredith grey fujoing out
A hospital in Toulouse, France was evacuated last weekend after a patient arrived with a WWI artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The pointed, 16x4cm munition was deemed to not be a threat by the bomb squad and was subsequently removed.
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
is anyone else’s apple podcast app not refreshing today
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
this would work on a lot of you
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
sat in the library for 3 hours dicking around before writing 4 pages in 45m… that’s my artists way
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
you can hear my thoughts on Charli XCX’s “The Moment” on my patreon www.patreon.com/bitterjurors...
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Don't support generative AI instead support generous gay guys
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
saw this graffiti last night. lovely stuff!
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
waittt i can’t find it who won best vocal stim last night
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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SLUGGO’S BIRTHPLACE
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 09,1949
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
turning 32 next month

cut myself shaving worse than i ever have
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM