Shrinky Salamander ->F^2
@feldsparmander.bsky.social
nsfw🔞 writer/photographer. He/them. Bisexual
lots of size stuff
lots of size stuff
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Don't you just love the way pool toys catch the sunlight?
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Don't you just love the way pool toys catch the sunlight?
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meanwhile, all the actual leftists I know are like
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
meanwhile, all the actual leftists I know are like
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Getting led around by your evil clone @w@
October 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Getting led around by your evil clone @w@
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I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
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The deadline is in 12 hours! (Dec 22 8:59 pm pst)
Your comment could be the one that saves the Endangered Species Act! Please comment on each of the four proposals (i have a link to a guide to help you!)
Your comment could be the one that saves the Endangered Species Act! Please comment on each of the four proposals (i have a link to a guide to help you!)
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The deadline is in 12 hours! (Dec 22 8:59 pm pst)
Your comment could be the one that saves the Endangered Species Act! Please comment on each of the four proposals (i have a link to a guide to help you!)
Your comment could be the one that saves the Endangered Species Act! Please comment on each of the four proposals (i have a link to a guide to help you!)
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
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MacroWear Inc. guarantees that every piece of clothing is tested in accordance to Micros' laws of ethical treatment.
MacroWear Inc. does not condone or promote the abuse of Micros in any way shape or form.
I think @stinkkup.bsky.social missed the memo-... Or just flat out doesn't care...
MacroWear Inc. does not condone or promote the abuse of Micros in any way shape or form.
I think @stinkkup.bsky.social missed the memo-... Or just flat out doesn't care...
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
MacroWear Inc. guarantees that every piece of clothing is tested in accordance to Micros' laws of ethical treatment.
MacroWear Inc. does not condone or promote the abuse of Micros in any way shape or form.
I think @stinkkup.bsky.social missed the memo-... Or just flat out doesn't care...
MacroWear Inc. does not condone or promote the abuse of Micros in any way shape or form.
I think @stinkkup.bsky.social missed the memo-... Or just flat out doesn't care...
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Not mine but seems appropriate
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not mine but seems appropriate
macros lounging around in sweatpants that put very little to the imagination.
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
macros lounging around in sweatpants that put very little to the imagination.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Anti-dragon shields should be dropped by anti-dragons
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Anti-dragon shields should be dropped by anti-dragons
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"Why did God let Trump be president?"
He gave us two thousand years advance warning of the antichrist, made him the individual with the most readily accessible, up-to-date public information about his multiple shortcomings ever, and gave us a mulligan the first time.
We were given an out.
He gave us two thousand years advance warning of the antichrist, made him the individual with the most readily accessible, up-to-date public information about his multiple shortcomings ever, and gave us a mulligan the first time.
We were given an out.
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Why did God let Trump be president?"
He gave us two thousand years advance warning of the antichrist, made him the individual with the most readily accessible, up-to-date public information about his multiple shortcomings ever, and gave us a mulligan the first time.
We were given an out.
He gave us two thousand years advance warning of the antichrist, made him the individual with the most readily accessible, up-to-date public information about his multiple shortcomings ever, and gave us a mulligan the first time.
We were given an out.
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Razputin: gift from @greyedtree.bsky.social done by @vluesclues.bsky.social. Lucan here has been "volunteered" to be my diaper here for the stream. hope he don't mind, but i prefer my diapers have internal prints and i may or may not have left his senses intact.
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Babyfur #DiaperTF
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Babyfur #DiaperTF
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Razputin: gift from @greyedtree.bsky.social done by @vluesclues.bsky.social. Lucan here has been "volunteered" to be my diaper here for the stream. hope he don't mind, but i prefer my diapers have internal prints and i may or may not have left his senses intact.
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Babyfur #DiaperTF
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Babyfur #DiaperTF
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I really dislike ring lighting since i know you can get a smoother light with a bed sheet
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I really dislike ring lighting since i know you can get a smoother light with a bed sheet
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A law that isn’t enforced is really just a suggestion.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A law that isn’t enforced is really just a suggestion.
Full time job as a bidet, and not for the clientele you were expecting
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Full time job as a bidet, and not for the clientele you were expecting
inescapable, planetary ass
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
inescapable, planetary ass
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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tubby ass rotund ass draconic entity
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
tubby ass rotund ass draconic entity
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Posting some old bangers from @dergum.bsky.social for vore day.
Got some fun new stuff cooking though!
Got some fun new stuff cooking though!
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Posting some old bangers from @dergum.bsky.social for vore day.
Got some fun new stuff cooking though!
Got some fun new stuff cooking though!
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He’s taunting you!! Gosh
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He’s taunting you!! Gosh