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CoconutTank
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That one dude that never plays Advance Wars.
He/him.

http://www.twitch.tv/CoconutTank
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Switch FC: SW-5275-9043-2043
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Alpha School, an “AI-powered private school” that heavily relies on AI to teach students and can cost up to $65,000 a year, is AI-generating faulty lesson plans that internal documentation finds. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

Scoop by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social: www.404media.co/students-are...
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Anyone actually believe that line of utter fucking bullshit?
(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Tricia McLaughlin is reportedly out at DHS, according to multiple sources. She’s a very close ally of Noem.

That news, plus stories like the below which are coming out daily, strongly suggest the knives are clearly out for Noem inside DHS.
February 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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The year of the Fire Horse arrives! Happy Lunar New Year!!
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Rep. Buddy Carter: "Some of the demands that the Democrats have put forth, we're not gonna be able to obtain that. We can't have a warrant every time."
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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hey everyone, for convenience's sake the constitution is now optional
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Some of the demands that the Democrats have put forth, we're not gonna be able to obtain that. We can't have a warrant every time."
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Hi guys please come to our LAN! Its soooo much fun liiiike you wanna be there!! #compsplatoon
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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It's time to schedule that colonoscopy!

It's really not a big deal, and if you're 45+ you should do it.

It checks your bits for early cancer detection, to get rid of polyps, ya know, good times.

The fine folks at @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social broke it all down a couple weeks ago. Check it out!!
Inside Nick's Colonoscopy - Kinda Funny Podcast
YouTube video by Kinda Funny Games
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Are ya worried about the price of RAM and what it means for video games?

Do you fondly remember when console prices used to go down over time, not up?

Are you nostalgic for physical video games and midnight launches?

Does Fortnite just leave you kinda confused?

Well, here's what I think...
February 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Paddling Pool 357

Wednesday
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Format:
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Tournament is ranked.

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Discord:
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February 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Year of the horse y’all!

At first I was a neighsayer, but I saddled up and got on board with CNY festivities.

Now scuse me while I hoof it to the mane fireworks display downtown!
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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playing bomberman fantasy race. brother what are we doing here
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Is it good for Unity themselves to be reduced to a slop machine that destroys the livelihoods of actual developers? Is it good for the shareholders to cannibalise the market their product depends on? I literally can't think of a single stakeholder in society who benefits from this.
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Is that good? I would love to hear someone at Unity explain who this is good for. Is it good for gamers to be subjected to an endless parade of slop games drowning out games made by human craft? Is it good for the market to be saturation bombed by the inevitable hyper-automated slop-game-factories?
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Unity says its AI tech will soon be able to 'prompt full casual games into existence'
Unity says its AI tech will soon be able to 'prompt full casual games into existence'
Company CEO Matt Bromberg claims AI will empower non-coders and seasoned developers alike.
www.gamedeveloper.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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typing "half-life 3" into unity AI and having gamers elect me as the president of gaming for my brilliance
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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I’ve finally gotten around to adding new act breaks with title illustrations in Dark Science for the first time since… 2017? Good lord. Also now you can jump to different chapters from the archives page!

dresdencodak.com/archives/
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀

@nytimes.com #$META
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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IT’S HERE! 📦✨ The final prototype for Legends of the Arena has just arrived!

Next up: We’re diving into a review session to ensure every inch is perfect before giving the factory the green light for the full print run.

👇 What do you want to see a close-up of next? Let us know in the comments!
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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SHOUTOUTS TO ARIZONA FOR MAKING THE H-TOWN #5 CROWD ELECTRIC ⚡⚡

You have a lot to live up to Dark...

#CompSplatoon
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Because Massie has taken some reasonable positions on a couple issues lately, that's led people to forget that he's at heart a paranoid John Bircher who's been scanning the horizon for non-existent black helicopters for decades now.
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 14, 2026 at 5:48 AM