Last Feast of Harlequin
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He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.
Last night’s horror game was BUTCHER’S CREEK, a short riff on CONDEMNED: CRIMINAL ORIGINS combat.
Damned solid game, a tweak away from being 1st person, 3D HOTLINE MIAMI. The story is tonally all over the place (the downfall of the snuff cult is b/c of an UwU member?) but good enough. Def recommend
Damned solid game, a tweak away from being 1st person, 3D HOTLINE MIAMI. The story is tonally all over the place (the downfall of the snuff cult is b/c of an UwU member?) but good enough. Def recommend
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night’s horror game was BUTCHER’S CREEK, a short riff on CONDEMNED: CRIMINAL ORIGINS combat.
Damned solid game, a tweak away from being 1st person, 3D HOTLINE MIAMI. The story is tonally all over the place (the downfall of the snuff cult is b/c of an UwU member?) but good enough. Def recommend
Damned solid game, a tweak away from being 1st person, 3D HOTLINE MIAMI. The story is tonally all over the place (the downfall of the snuff cult is b/c of an UwU member?) but good enough. Def recommend
With every other horror game riffing on the CONDEMNED series, is it too much to ask for rereleases of said series?
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
With every other horror game riffing on the CONDEMNED series, is it too much to ask for rereleases of said series?
The outline of Lara Crofts knockers in the Catalyst trailer. Lmao
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The outline of Lara Crofts knockers in the Catalyst trailer. Lmao
Resident Evil Requiem looks like it will continue the proud RE tradition of completely shitting itself every third entry.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Resident Evil Requiem looks like it will continue the proud RE tradition of completely shitting itself every third entry.
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I remember back in my tumblr days seeing a comment that said "John Green seems like the type of guy who still visits his high school" and man that really has stuck with me over the years.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I remember back in my tumblr days seeing a comment that said "John Green seems like the type of guy who still visits his high school" and man that really has stuck with me over the years.
Hell yea hell yea
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hell yea hell yea
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September 2026.
Cover art by Harry 0. Morris.
Cover art by Harry 0. Morris.
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
September 2026.
Cover art by Harry 0. Morris.
Cover art by Harry 0. Morris.
Finished Jordon King’s SKINFREAK last night. 2nd game I’ve played by him.
I’m mixed on JK. When King is good, he is superlatively good, but there will be exactly 3 of those moments and not one more in both games, in the same parts of the story. His games are less than the sum of their parts— (1/2)
I’m mixed on JK. When King is good, he is superlatively good, but there will be exactly 3 of those moments and not one more in both games, in the same parts of the story. His games are less than the sum of their parts— (1/2)
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Finished Jordon King’s SKINFREAK last night. 2nd game I’ve played by him.
I’m mixed on JK. When King is good, he is superlatively good, but there will be exactly 3 of those moments and not one more in both games, in the same parts of the story. His games are less than the sum of their parts— (1/2)
I’m mixed on JK. When King is good, he is superlatively good, but there will be exactly 3 of those moments and not one more in both games, in the same parts of the story. His games are less than the sum of their parts— (1/2)
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anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison
The poem ‘A Touch of the Master’s Hand’ but it’s about Puppet Combo in relation to the rest of the Torture Star roster.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The poem ‘A Touch of the Master’s Hand’ but it’s about Puppet Combo in relation to the rest of the Torture Star roster.
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Black Christmas, again. Ok, Peter sucks - but Chris? Dude rocks, and not just bc he's a townie or his fab fur coat. The second he learns Clare is missing he ditches his goalie gear, marches to the cop shop to read Nash for laziness, then helps w the park search. Art Hindle, TY for being a gem.
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Black Christmas, again. Ok, Peter sucks - but Chris? Dude rocks, and not just bc he's a townie or his fab fur coat. The second he learns Clare is missing he ditches his goalie gear, marches to the cop shop to read Nash for laziness, then helps w the park search. Art Hindle, TY for being a gem.
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You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Followed this up with another walking sim, ECLIPSIUM, and it’s the best walker since DEVOTION. It leans into every inch of the medium, it adds gameplay everywhere it makes sense, and the story hits like a truck (all told visually). Magnificent, wonderful game. Can’t recommend it enough.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Followed this up with another walking sim, ECLIPSIUM, and it’s the best walker since DEVOTION. It leans into every inch of the medium, it adds gameplay everywhere it makes sense, and the story hits like a truck (all told visually). Magnificent, wonderful game. Can’t recommend it enough.
Chat, is this tru?????
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Chat, is this tru?????
If it takes you 17 hours to talk about a mid game, maybe you’re not good at your job. (mauler is a pedant).
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If it takes you 17 hours to talk about a mid game, maybe you’re not good at your job. (mauler is a pedant).
Ok finished the game. 2 Chinese Room games played, both had the same problem: the story says one thing, the mechanics another.
For the example, the body horror wants to be serious but they treat it like DEAD SPACE. There’s no weight, or even anything wince worthy. They needed to slow the hell down.
For the example, the body horror wants to be serious but they treat it like DEAD SPACE. There’s no weight, or even anything wince worthy. They needed to slow the hell down.
Really trying to meet STILL WAKES THE DEEP halfway… but the usual problem of the lack of deep mechanics makes the flaws that much more glaring.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ok finished the game. 2 Chinese Room games played, both had the same problem: the story says one thing, the mechanics another.
For the example, the body horror wants to be serious but they treat it like DEAD SPACE. There’s no weight, or even anything wince worthy. They needed to slow the hell down.
For the example, the body horror wants to be serious but they treat it like DEAD SPACE. There’s no weight, or even anything wince worthy. They needed to slow the hell down.
If Ohio State beats Indiana, I think that qualifies as anti-Italian discrimination.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If Ohio State beats Indiana, I think that qualifies as anti-Italian discrimination.
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the 2026 new horror list is FINALLY LIVE! please share with all your freakiest loved ones: readjumpscares.com/2026-new-hor...
2026’s New Horror Books
All the new horror books coming in 2026, featuring all manner of hauntings, murderers, vampires, monsters, cults, ghosts, and all kinds of nebulous eldritch terrors.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the 2026 new horror list is FINALLY LIVE! please share with all your freakiest loved ones: readjumpscares.com/2026-new-hor...
Always a good day when there’s a new Karlo story.
NEW STORY DAY
Glad that @wolfbridge.bsky.social loved this on so much that we both agreed to publish it sooner rather than wait for the upcoming @typebarmagazine.bsky.social revamp
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/12/05/b...
Glad that @wolfbridge.bsky.social loved this on so much that we both agreed to publish it sooner rather than wait for the upcoming @typebarmagazine.bsky.social revamp
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/12/05/b...
Blanquitos - Typebar Magazine
Fiction by Karlo Yeager Rodríguez.
www.typebarmagazine.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Always a good day when there’s a new Karlo story.
Played a decent chunk of HORSES last night. So far it’s incredibly funny and deeply horrifying. Very strong MOTEL HELL vibes, but cozy sim games the target of the laughter rather than American 1970s horror movie trends.
Just bought Horses off Good Old Games. It's five bucks, it looks interesting, and fuck the payment processors, fuck every single one of those unaccountable devils who think they can tell us what we can look at and how we can spend our money.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Played a decent chunk of HORSES last night. So far it’s incredibly funny and deeply horrifying. Very strong MOTEL HELL vibes, but cozy sim games the target of the laughter rather than American 1970s horror movie trends.
Really trying to meet STILL WAKES THE DEEP halfway… but the usual problem of the lack of deep mechanics makes the flaws that much more glaring.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Really trying to meet STILL WAKES THE DEEP halfway… but the usual problem of the lack of deep mechanics makes the flaws that much more glaring.
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🩸🩸🩸cover reveal!!!🩸🩸🩸
We are thrilled to reveal the stunning cover of THE RED SACRAMENT by Sara Hinkley (@boneysoups.bsky.social), a hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris. 🧛🩸
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🩸🩸🩸cover reveal!!!🩸🩸🩸
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I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
4 times down, 12 to go.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.