Fay Helfenbaum
fayhelfenbaum.bsky.social
Fay Helfenbaum
@fayhelfenbaum.bsky.social
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My wife is in Vogue shitting on your AI-generated "art" 💜 www.vogue.com/article/matt...
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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They should keep making parks full of real dinosaurs because eventually the dinosaurs won't end up eating everyone and the investors will be very happy. They probably just need to make 8 more parks.
June 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is my kitten. He is a very good kitten.
May 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Computer. Show me posts. Deranged.
March 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Anh Do isn’t real. No one has ever met him. Those manuscripts just appear in blank manila envelopes every two weeks on the doorstep of his publisher.
February 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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literary fiction is crazy. i’ll be like “what’s that book about” and the answer is “a guy”
February 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have had to confiscate the couch cushions, if anyone is wondering how the school holidays are going
January 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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April 28, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Doctor Bird
October 2, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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It’s that time of year again.
September 29, 2023 at 7:48 AM
So glad I found a new place not to post
September 23, 2023 at 6:25 AM