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The spooky season is over. It is now the time for crime (movies). That’s right it’s Noirvember. There’s no way I watch all 75 movies on this list but dammit I’m gonna try.
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Fine. I’ll do it. I’ll rob the Kwik-E-Mart so I can buy Jello Biafra’s car.
Buy Jello Biafra's car
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www.hemmings.com/auction/1989...
Punk Legend Jello Biafra's 1989 Toyota Celica GT Convertible
Owned and driven by music legend Jello Biafra since 1995, this 1989 Toyota Celica GT Convertible has impeccable punk rock credentials. As Jello’s daily driver for decades, this T160-generation...
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December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fine. I’ll do it. I’ll rob the Kwik-E-Mart so I can buy Jello Biafra’s car.
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
Your daddy was mad as hell
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Your daddy was mad as hell
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Snowstorm in Ohio means it's time for a Code Red here too
It is time to Baja Blast my way through an ice cold weekend.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Snowstorm in Ohio means it's time for a Code Red here too
It is time to Baja Blast my way through an ice cold weekend.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It is time to Baja Blast my way through an ice cold weekend.
It is time to go green.
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It is time to go green.
Got the whole house smelling just how I want it (by accidentally dumping a whole bottle of soy sauce on the kitchen counter).
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Got the whole house smelling just how I want it (by accidentally dumping a whole bottle of soy sauce on the kitchen counter).
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Coming soon from me: an all star cast of your favorite cartoon characters in Disney’s SALÒ
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Coming soon from me: an all star cast of your favorite cartoon characters in Disney’s SALÒ
Big mail day.
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Big mail day.
I am now in the process of reading the novel the movie is based on. I know most of you haven’t seen the film but the adapted screenplay is wildly different from the book.
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I am now in the process of reading the novel the movie is based on. I know most of you haven’t seen the film but the adapted screenplay is wildly different from the book.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
Everyone cries at the end of Billy Madison right?
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Everyone cries at the end of Billy Madison right?
a lotta yall still dont get it
What most people do not seem to understand is that you are supposed to feel deep shame and embarrassment due to the actions of your nationally elected officials and their staffs. This is how the system is designed and we must embrace it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
a lotta yall still dont get it
What most people do not seem to understand is that you are supposed to feel deep shame and embarrassment due to the actions of your nationally elected officials and their staffs. This is how the system is designed and we must embrace it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What most people do not seem to understand is that you are supposed to feel deep shame and embarrassment due to the actions of your nationally elected officials and their staffs. This is how the system is designed and we must embrace it.
I am not proud that 9pm has apparently become my new bedtime but I am very sleepy.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am not proud that 9pm has apparently become my new bedtime but I am very sleepy.
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“Sharks, I’m asking for $1 million for 30% equity in my company, ‘Pencildos: The Dildo That Writes’”
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Sharks, I’m asking for $1 million for 30% equity in my company, ‘Pencildos: The Dildo That Writes’”
Trump is right. Your child simply does not need 37 pencils or 37 dolls. You need to teach your children how to live within their means. The only thing you need 37 of is dildos. 37 dildos to save America.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Trump is right. Your child simply does not need 37 pencils or 37 dolls. You need to teach your children how to live within their means. The only thing you need 37 of is dildos. 37 dildos to save America.
I haven’t watched much Timberwolves basketball this season because seeing posts from the people that do is stressful enough.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I haven’t watched much Timberwolves basketball this season because seeing posts from the people that do is stressful enough.
This. Is. Cinema.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This. Is. Cinema.
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There is an entire micro generation that knows nothing about Phillip Rivers, his remarkable number of kids, his goofball facial expressions, his constantly trailing by 8 with 1 minute left and no timeouts.
I envy their discovery.
I envy their discovery.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There is an entire micro generation that knows nothing about Phillip Rivers, his remarkable number of kids, his goofball facial expressions, his constantly trailing by 8 with 1 minute left and no timeouts.
I envy their discovery.
I envy their discovery.
Spending 5 hours in a movie theater watching Bill get killed instead of Sports was a wise way to spend my Sunday.
boxd.it/bYjvqF
boxd.it/bYjvqF
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Spending 5 hours in a movie theater watching Bill get killed instead of Sports was a wise way to spend my Sunday.
boxd.it/bYjvqF
boxd.it/bYjvqF
Feels a little weird to go watch a 4+ hour Tarantino movie in theaters right now but I must as this the current life I have chosen.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Feels a little weird to go watch a 4+ hour Tarantino movie in theaters right now but I must as this the current life I have chosen.
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A truly great hypothetical film, in which the popular response to demographic collapse is to create a police state that targets migrants for deportation
Children of Men was set in 2027. Maybe it wasn't a 'dystopian action thriller' but the anticipation of today. Yes, I'm talking about immigrants, asylum seekers, refugees.. whoever we are.
@ppfideas.bsky.social a podcast about it would be great.
@ppfideas.bsky.social a podcast about it would be great.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A truly great hypothetical film, in which the popular response to demographic collapse is to create a police state that targets migrants for deportation
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This shit is so embarrassing.
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This shit is so embarrassing.