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Mayor of Santa Luis Obispo
@farris.bsky.social
Former JCPenny model (1985-86).

San Luis Obispo, CA
Paul Giamatti is doing a tremendous job as the voice of John Adams in the new Ken Burns doc. Someone should create a show about Adams for Paul to star in.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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people thought Judith Butler was exaggerating before but she's been proven right, i think
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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up the goddamn Villa
October 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
⚠️ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Maybe tomorrow will finally be the day.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ah now see that's a pretty good shirt. www.californiadsa.org/merch/p/ice-...
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Merry Christmas from episode 5 of The Chair Company
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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does this kind of rhetoric come as a surprise to the Serious People on here who were touting the bipartisan border bill last year or is it just harder to turn a blind eye to now
“killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies”
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just made this with dates. It rocked my world and you should let it rock yours.
Pumpkin Spice Cake
Easy pumpkin cake is perfect at every fall and winter occasion.
www.kingarthurbaking.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No one should not have to figure out how to spell the word "twelfth" on their first day back in the office.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What the fuck is even a “Wolverhampton?”
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Thomas Frank might be filled with more regret than anybody on the planet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We were all a little under the weather so we kicked Thanksgiving to Saturday which means I’m having a total blast in the kitchen. Challah earlier, pumpkin scones in now, gotta bake the pie tomorrow, etc etc.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Made a challah.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
These Swiss fans are hotter than a fondue!!
Malen, not shaken by the first time, runs towards the Young Boys fans again to celebrate and with a big grin.

A typical #AVFC move, Rogers recieves, glides past one and then feeds Malen, who has made that run from left to right. He cuts inside and scores. 2-0
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Unai Emery, giving a pep talk to Donyell Malen about an hour ago.
You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watching Youri Tielemans play.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM