Mayor of San BOOis OBOOspo
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Former JCPenny model (1985-86). San Luis Obispo, CA
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✅ most everyone had fun with my questions

✅ all of everyone loved the brownies

❌ I forgot to put on deodorant but have a nice wife who delivered it halfway through.
Double-barrel brownies for trivia tomorrow. Cakey with peanut butter marshmallow on top and fudgy with white chocolate chips on the bottom.
anyone who has lived in SW Ohio for any amount of time could’ve told you that this is exactly how it would be going if a guy from Middletown got to be VP
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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A Villa win, video of a guy shouting f-slurs eating pavement…what other wonders will this Sunday bring?
I hope all of the Spurs fans who won’t shut the fuck up about Matthew Cash have a wonderful day.
Double-barrel brownies for trivia tomorrow. Cakey with peanut butter marshmallow on top and fudgy with white chocolate chips on the bottom.
Just saw a Proud Boy too! California!!
Walking by the staging area in San Luis Obispo for the cops on the protest and the fucking national guard is skulking around here.
Now that all of the most powerful assholes in the world think it’s worth posting here, I wonder if the losers who write about how much this place doesn’t matter or is dead/dying will now be shutting the fuck up. Not a brag! And probably not!
Imagine being Keir Starmer, seeing this kind of thing, and being like, “ah nice yeah I really am doing a great job here.”
I’ve watched more baseball in the past week than I have in 20+ years. It’s been good!
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I’ve done this a few times and never looked back. It can be an empowering thing in a process where there is almost zero other empowering experiences and helped me to focus. Go get ‘em!
obviously watching this from a very far distance but has Prtizker completely blown this? Like he's basically off the table for national office now, right?
It’s the same thing with Newsom here haha
Walked 2 miles in the dark to catch the 6:11a train to Santa Barbara and here is my favorite reward.
[to the tune of American Woman]
old lady groyper
Either we’re going to have a lot of fun the next time I host trivia or I’m having a nervous breakdown. Could be both!
all this time they were just calling us socialists because they were jealous and wished they had the idea first smh
just gotta project some confidence, my guy
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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we're understanding Joe Rogan Brain more and more every day
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
Heavy Apples = Not As Much Rise but no complaints overall.
ah man I just watched the Sly Stone doc a couple of weeks ago and really loved the parts with D'Angelo