Mayor of Santa Luis Obispo
@farris.bsky.social
Former JCPenny model (1985-86).
San Luis Obispo, CA
San Luis Obispo, CA
⚠️ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
⚠️ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ
Ah now see that's a pretty good shirt. www.californiadsa.org/merch/p/ice-...
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ah now see that's a pretty good shirt. www.californiadsa.org/merch/p/ice-...
Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!
🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.
Made a challah.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Made a challah.
If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!
Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!
Not a joke. I’ve got maybe 60-70 lesser versions of these all over me! I’m diseased!
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not a joke. I’ve got maybe 60-70 lesser versions of these all over me! I’m diseased!
Frannie,, chill out.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Frannie,, chill out.
Malen and Maatsen substitution?
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Malen and Maatsen substitution?
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
he only went and set a PR while winking at Lisa before almost eating it in the mud at the finish line
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he only went and set a PR while winking at Lisa before almost eating it in the mud at the finish line
Excellent news. Now to sit back and watch while the grocery stores (who don't have a monopoly, by the way) lower prices in good faith.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Excellent news. Now to sit back and watch while the grocery stores (who don't have a monopoly, by the way) lower prices in good faith.
Set up a blanket fort for Her Majesty.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Set up a blanket fort for Her Majesty.
Years ago when we brought Stevie home, she immediately decided that she needed to steal the throne from B and went with the Small Spoon strategy instead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Years ago when we brought Stevie home, she immediately decided that she needed to steal the throne from B and went with the Small Spoon strategy instead.
post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
post you from a different era
[extremely The Pet Goat voice]
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[extremely The Pet Goat voice]
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
It’s becoming abundantly clear that the market simply demands more socialist politicians elected to higher and higher office.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s becoming abundantly clear that the market simply demands more socialist politicians elected to higher and higher office.
He was gone before I could respond to his last text. And now we’ll never get that last dinner together that he wanted to have with me.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He was gone before I could respond to his last text. And now we’ll never get that last dinner together that he wanted to have with me.
Living in a college town is great. But one quirk of that is getting Instagram ads from the cops about how fines are doubled around Halloween haha
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Living in a college town is great. But one quirk of that is getting Instagram ads from the cops about how fines are doubled around Halloween haha
I know it’s Liverpool away but this ain’t great.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know it’s Liverpool away but this ain’t great.