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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Lets get weird.
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Festive Pants 🎅
@farnaby.xyz
· Nov 8
I'm apologizing to my new followers in advance.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas which is good because that's less than three weeks away.
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas which is good because that's less than three weeks away.
I did not know that these days windows activation codes are hard coded into some PCs these days. Certainly... Interesting.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I did not know that these days windows activation codes are hard coded into some PCs these days. Certainly... Interesting.
Noise cancelling headphones but when you turn them on the cancel sound for everyone else and they live in a void of silence.
But the battery only lasts like a minute or two because that's a lot of work.
But the battery only lasts like a minute or two because that's a lot of work.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Noise cancelling headphones but when you turn them on the cancel sound for everyone else and they live in a void of silence.
But the battery only lasts like a minute or two because that's a lot of work.
But the battery only lasts like a minute or two because that's a lot of work.
I feel frustrated as hell after that meeting today and want to go for a drink or something so I'll probably just do something silly like install a new is on my laptop.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I feel frustrated as hell after that meeting today and want to go for a drink or something so I'll probably just do something silly like install a new is on my laptop.
This department wide meeting is an AI circle jerk.
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This department wide meeting is an AI circle jerk.
Not gonna post a picture of him but gotta say: my pops. Not perfect but a good man.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not gonna post a picture of him but gotta say: my pops. Not perfect but a good man.
As if I needed yet ANOTHER reason to continue my boycott of Target. Sadly this is unsurprising.
from UNIDOS:
Press conf TODAY Thu, Dec 4
@ 2:30pm @ Target on Lake St in the midst of this attack on Somali community, to demand Target prohibit use of property for ICE staging, & ask people demand a stronger separation ordinance of the mayor & city council. It should be about a 30-60 min event.
Press conf TODAY Thu, Dec 4
@ 2:30pm @ Target on Lake St in the midst of this attack on Somali community, to demand Target prohibit use of property for ICE staging, & ask people demand a stronger separation ordinance of the mayor & city council. It should be about a 30-60 min event.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As if I needed yet ANOTHER reason to continue my boycott of Target. Sadly this is unsurprising.
Well @somafm.com is bringing the heat here on xmas in frisko.
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well @somafm.com is bringing the heat here on xmas in frisko.
I want a pineapple flag but I am not a swinger. I just like pineapples.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I want a pineapple flag but I am not a swinger. I just like pineapples.
My morning walk is likely to be a bit chilly
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My morning walk is likely to be a bit chilly
Playing with the new laptop and for some reason it feels very ... Big. Despite not being really big.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Playing with the new laptop and for some reason it feels very ... Big. Despite not being really big.
lets get my ass to the gym I guess.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
lets get my ass to the gym I guess.
They turned out just fine. Still not sure what was up with the batter but it worked out.
I have low expectations for these bars, the batter just wasn't coming together the way it normally does.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They turned out just fine. Still not sure what was up with the batter but it worked out.
I don't think I'll love the keyboard on that dell laptop but ehh we'll see.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't think I'll love the keyboard on that dell laptop but ehh we'll see.
Why are so many subaru crosstreks that color?
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why are so many subaru crosstreks that color?
Protip- won't get any easier to shovel as the day goes on and the snow plow shovel made short work of the snow at my place
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Protip- won't get any easier to shovel as the day goes on and the snow plow shovel made short work of the snow at my place
Shouldn't have rebooted
Sounds like their computer that outputs what we call their playout system (songs, commercials etc) froze and needed to be rebooted.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Shouldn't have rebooted
We are impeccable
there's no place i've never visited before that i'm more into based just on vibes than minneapolis
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We are impeccable
Good advice. Keep your magazines or whatever.
Lolida 2000 is an important piece of cinema because it warns us that in the future you’re gonna need to have physical copies of your smut
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Good advice. Keep your magazines or whatever.
Ok.
No.
Felching.
Short article.
No.
Felching.
Short article.
In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And just what is it that Bobby Kennedy Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi were doing?
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ok.
No.
Felching.
Short article.
No.
Felching.
Short article.
I'd be pissed off if someone recorded me having no ass too. Thankfully not a concern.
You have the right to record ICE.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'd be pissed off if someone recorded me having no ass too. Thankfully not a concern.
Ok ... Now I'm curious
... I have drunk the La Croix "Beach Plum Naturally Essenced" sparkling water and I have a LOT of questions.
my first question is "why did I think this was a good idea"
my second question is "did someone REALLY want to carbonate cough syrup"
my first question is "why did I think this was a good idea"
my second question is "did someone REALLY want to carbonate cough syrup"
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ok ... Now I'm curious
The first person to walk into this bar after me was a man in a suit so now I keep looking every time the door opens.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The first person to walk into this bar after me was a man in a suit so now I keep looking every time the door opens.